How long would you last?

Five maybe six thirty.

how long would you last?

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I watched all of Survivorman. I'll fucking THRIVE

>step foot on land
>immediately start drinking your own piss

6 months, if i make it that long, indefinitely

Kensukes Kingdom

10 secs if no fap, otherwise 10 mins. then 25 mins.

Based

That's Man Vs Wild. Bear Grylls just has a fucking piss kink

I have a fantasy that Nicki Minaj and I are on a plane together and it crashes. We both end up on a deserted island, just us two. Nicki, being a starlet, knows nothing of how to survive, while my hours lurking in Yea Forums threads has taught me how to make fires and live somewhat off the land. We'd spend years together on that island. She would come to rely on me for survival. Eventually, she'd fall for me and we'd make passionate love for hours on end. After a few years of fucking each other, some debris would wash ashore allowing us to finish the construction of a raft, a la Castaway.

During the voyage home, Nicki and I would get separated, but we'd both make it hime. Her, picked up by luxury cruise, me by a commercial grade fishing boat. We'd both think the other had died. I would make it home a month or so later, while she was taken home immediately, being Nicki Minaj washed up on a cruise.

Upon returning home, I turn on the television and see her on Letterman doing an interview about her time on the island. I watch the whole thing from beginning to end, and at no point am i mentioned. She's trying to tell everyone that she survived alone for half a decade. Enraged, I take my savings and go on a trip to America. I find my way past Nicki's security and break into her room while she's alone.

Standing behind her, I cock my gun to get her attention. I ask her how she could do such a thing and she begins sobbing deeply. Barely able to talk through the enormous gasps for air, she begs for her life. So we fuck. The greatest fuck we've ever had. The most passionate, beautiful fuck that ever fucked. Then, after I cum a few times, I ask to hotdog her ass. Then, while I'm doing that one last time, I grab a vase off a nearby table and cave her fucking skull in.

till i got rescued because im not an american

It's basically my life, except instead of a tropical island it's my much smaller, more boring and colder room and instead of no people its enforced inceldom by sadistic womenfolk.

this
I would have lasted decades and I wouldn't have needed to make a fake companion

Good read

Mentally I'd thrive. Physically about a few months without the lifesaving medicine I'm reliant on to survive.
5 seconds in a room with her before I'd leave out of awkward indifference, since I'm not particularly attracted.

Kino. Fund it.

you could not pull me out.

I wouldn’t need to pull out the rotted tooth

I've played countless survival crafting games. I'm sure I'll be fine.

First shot comes quick but I can go for hours on the second and third

>user punches tree
>fractures every bone in his hand
>dies

I'd probably go into shock from caffeine/nicotine/alcohol withdrawals

Kino

>2000
Anyone else absolutely positive this was a mid 90s film?

Physically I'm in good shape and have every bit of survival knowledge and experience I'd need to thrive. I'd Swiss Family Robinson that bitch with a luxury tree palace, simple machines, fresh water aqueducts if the island had a source. I'm even capable of setting up basic smithing, agriculture, milling, rudimentary electricity and batteries, etc assuming I could find the right resources for these things. Mentally I feel like I'd need at least some kind of animal companionship and maybe a decent porno mag to get me through the particularly lonely nights or I'd go insane and kill myself; maybe train a bird and make a fuckdoll out of sticks and leaves and coconuts.

nah the camerawork in early-mid 90s movies is very distinctly lesser quality than in the early 2000s, and it definitely had that post-9/11 takes-itself-way-too-seriously doomer vibe

I COLLECTED 40 STICKS AND 80 ROCKS WHERE'S MY FUCKING CABIN

>the fact the wife’s son was like 3 years old by the time he returned so she literally jumped on another dick and got impregnated not a year before he went missing

If a rescue ship comes, can they make you leave?

>it definitely had that post-9/11 takes-itself-way-too-seriously doomer vibe
What does that have to do with Castaway

posting on Yea Forums in a nutshell

I'm obese, so I'd survive for a long time while I figure out how to survive.

It was filmed in 1999 and released a year before the WTC attacks

He made it sixty days, but he got lucky and got a goat by chance, otherwise might have gone differently

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Under 15 seconds

I don't think I would be able to catch any fish, so a couple of days before I die of starvation.

Kino

According to the producer the package he never opened was a fully charged satellite phone

how long would you last?

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I'd pay to see that

Its posts like this that make coming here bearable and even good sometimes

you'd go insane without your internet, dumb neets

It's a tiny tropical island. That means:
>no predators
>just a bunch of birds
>can eat what grows from the ground
>it will never get cold
Therefore, I would eat the vegetation. I would attempt to catch fish and eventually succeed after some time to get brotein.

That's it. What more do you want from life? Not sure why this fag had to try and get back to his wagecuck life, what a dumbass.

I don't think you can survive on just coconut and water for more than a month

Are you this addicted to the internet? Have you never been forced (clearly by your parents/caretakers) to not be online for even a day? kek

>That's it. What more do you want from life? Not sure why this fag had to try and get back to his wagecuck life, what a dumbass.
He needed a woman on the island so that he could create his own community.

Why?

As much as I hate them, it's our natural instinct to get them pregnant.

Me too.

That's fine, but that's still not worth existing in a modern wagecuck society tho

Of course, that's why you kidnap some random broad and take her back to the island.

I got my ass whipped because of this fucking movie
dad was watching it on tv and I asked why the girl's tits were out, we had just watched Forrest Gump a few days before and I remembered them saying "get a load of the tits on her"
well dad didn't like that and my ass was sore