30 minutes of unnecessary wedding scenes

At least 80% of the movie is all about Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Robotnik. The final fight with the giant Eggman mecha was unadulterated kino that felt straight out of the games.

Did you read the film?

Padding, giving the parents something relatable to watch when people aren’t screaming. I think they did a decent job tying it into GUN and making it work for the story, but I was really annoyed when I recognized the plane.
The little kid from the last movie doesn’t even show up except for a punchline

First act: Based
Second act: Shitstorm
Third act: Kino

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the dance off was fuking garbage too

>In cinema
>Sonic makes fast and furious reference about the rock and vin diesel
>Cinema erupts with only adult male voices chuckling

2 Fast 2 got 2 go fast

nobody on this board could even beat Sonic, Sonic 2 or Sonic 3 because zoomers are trash at video games

if only I could be a cool millennial like you who has attained such great achievements as beating Sonic the Hedgehog

man I hate blacks
based
this is the real answer tbqh

I thought the "RANNDALLLLL!!!" scenes were funny. Sue me.

>forced child humor scenes
>forced dancing russian bar scene
>forced 80% implied gay shit scene
>forced glow nigger wedding scene
>kino finale so you leave confused

I thought the BBW bride was hot though, so there's that

Robotnik will will return in the 3rd movie very fat around the gut from depression-eating after his defeat in Sonic 2, thus completing his final transformation into the eggman.

Won't be played by Jim Carrey if he's really done with acting now.

idk why, but i'm a sucker for scenes where someone is stepping out of a car while it's spinning out
and the golf cart scene did that for me
aside from that the wedding subplot was meh. It could have easily been 5 minutes shorter

Someday you will learn these skills my son.

Carrey is a method actor and so, instead of simply wearing a fat-suit he'll gain the weight himself.
The film will be kino but the quest...
...will claim his life.

this is a likely scenario.

>Main audience for the movie are latinos
>The movie panders to Pajeets and Negroes

Why do Kikes hate Latinos so much?
Same with the Halo series.

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Dark Souls series are zoomercore, user.

>WMBF couple
>Most people in the movie are white
>the only pajeet pandering is Eggman's henchman
Weird.

>166431838
>forced child humor scenes
>forced dancing russian bar scene
>forced 80% implied gay shit scene
Finally someone says it, the russian bar was out of place and childish as fuck, but the gay jokes were through the fucking roof, surprised Yea Forums hasn't made a fuss about it.

Meant for

From what I've seen Yea Forums actually really loves Stone, since he was just funny.

>Why do Kikes hate Latinos so much?
mainly because over time they end up successfully mixing or coexisting with whites, stabilizing their communities, rising out of abject poverty, and start voting conservative.

Im not talking about Stone, he is funny and i was glad when he appeared in the post credits scene.
Im talking about that weird homo scene after the bar dance between Tails and Sonic, the volleyball scene ala Top Gun and some others that im forgetting.

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>tfw beat sonic 1, 2, 3 (all versions), cd with all characters and all emeralds

>that weird homo scene after the bar dance between Tails and Sonic
That's just 2 friends looking who care about each other. I don't think there was any gay implication.

You take that back, you pedo zoophile.
Tails is not for sexual.

Are you implying darksouls is hard? ZOOMER ALERT ZOOMER ALERT

Same here tbqh

>2nd act of the movie starts
>cuts to Times Square
>Robotnik highjacks all the TV screens causing every to stop in confusion
>"Attention people of Earth! I've come to make an announcement!"

t. American

>the only pajeet pandering is Eggman's henchman
>someone literally just existing is pandering
Lmao did i miss the scenes where the henchman starts speaking desi and making scam phone calls while shitting in the street or something? Why not complain about all the white pandering or the anthropomorphic hedghog pandering at that point.

>Padding, giving the parents something relatable to watch when people aren’t screaming
This. I was a 90s kid, but now im 43. The whole wedding scene could be cringe, but it was relatable for people over 40s. Indeed in the whole scenes I only hear adult laughs.

It was sort of relax moments between so much action. Also, it was only me or the chroma key and some CGI scenes was poorly done? the whole ice cap zone / mountain avalanche was very amateur.

Because Latinos are awesome.
No really, think about it. The kickass music, Siestas, the awesome hats, Zorro. Unpozzed Mexican culture is damn near living in an adventure movie.

I am not a zoomer, but I not only beat Sonic 2 (the only one I played) but I got the chaos emeralds, too.

People who never lived in the SW and experience how comfy latinos are vs. blacks will never get this. They think it's like on TV where latinos hate whites and love blacks. But it's literally the obvious. They are warm and welcoming and love you if you treat them equally. I am way more comfy in a room with mexicans than a room with blacks who have lived here forever.

This is the only reason I say nothing about the wedding scene. It’s not that bad it’s not like Chris’ scenes with his family in Sonic X were brilliant either but they had to be shown he’s a character

So it's not just stupid cartoon I guess. It's supposed to be like 00s family comedy movie. and comedic weddings or similar always happen in those.

based. latinos truly are a white mans best friend

You're a smart man user

So who the fuck are those goons at the beginning of the movie?

Any time they actually try and pander to Latnos it's a disaster

>and childish as fuck
Never

They refuse circumcision, the Jew can’t control them.

I am also in agreement

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Born in 1980 and beat all of them

The wedding scene is fine, it's the 10 minutes long part about the sisters taking on the GUN goons that sucked, with Sonic nowhere to be seen that whole time.

I've beaten them will all 6/7/14 Emeralds multiple times.

The blacks in the theater got pretty rowdy during that scene. They know their audience.