Actual kino

Shalom! fellow posters, i just had 6 beers and i support these posts.

>asian cast
>fast paced
>LGBT
>McDonald's existentialism
>quirky random humor
>pop culture references
>multiverse concept

It's the ultimate film of this generation

Rick and Morty but it's some Chinese bitch

Is that the lady who did kung-fu in Babylon A.D.?

hello shill

no i will not watch it mr shill

Why say shalom are you an antisemitie?

>a film from Daniels
don't know who that is, sounds pretentious
>EVERYTHINGEVERYWHEREALLATONCE
remind me of EXTREMELYLOUDANDINCREDIBLYCLOSE, don't like it
>wacky plaid costume
gay
>asian
>old woman
>old asian woman
not interested
>Michelle Yeoh
>Stephanie Hsu
>Ke Huy Quan
>Jenny Slate
weird Asiatics, female, fuck off

Shalom is a Hebrew word, he's obviously an enthusiastic jewish person. Why are you challenging him, do you hate jewish persons?

>A24 movie
Okay, let's just put that on the "I'm never going to watch this in my entire life unless I want to endlessly cringe" list.

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Just go see Morbius if you want to see artless multiverse capeshit about a 50 year old being a superhero.

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Every cock in every hole all at once

The female Asian experience.

From a white man, no doubt.

this is it's the greatest movie i've seen in my life and i've watched kinos from stroheim, dreyer, hitchcock, bunuel, naruse, ozu, parjanov, kawalerowicz, makhmalbaf, kobayashi, ophuls, fellini, etc.

i am not kidding. i had a transcendent born again experience in the theater while watching this and i've seen it three times now. seeing it in theaters also may have greatly enhanced the experience as the room became some sort of vibrating liminal collective conscious event where we laughed, gasped and deeply cried together and sometimes all at once.

It was refreshing to see a film have a message about embracing family and having an actually likeable husband character. The gay daughter didn't NEED to be gay, but it didn't detract from anything so I just handwaved that. Probably going to be one of the best films of the year. Did multiverse and action choreography better than any capeshit ever will

>look I know all the capeshit so far has been bad, but trust me, THIS is the one you have to see
fool me once

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Bros, I am White and I love yellow pussy. I can not lie.

How much is Shortround in it?

Homos hate Jews

third most important character in a relatively small cast, so he's pretty much in every scene.

OH MY GOD IS THAT A HECKIN' A24 FEATURINO IN THEATERS NOW???

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A24 flicks are great for taking your young Oriental girlfriend to. Gets them all hopped up for that Nordic sausage.

you made a joke, but i hope they made that porn, and they use a hot asian mature woman, not bogged preferbly.

Sounds like all those classics filtered you. How can someone watch true classics of cinema only to fall in love with a movie that is violently trying to conceal its own shallowness from beginning to end.

I like this movie because it does not insist upon itself.

Astroturfing shit fuck roodypoo. Kill yourself.

>I have to save my daughterino from nihilism even though that isnt a part of her character at all because none of the themes are properly set up in the overlong beginning outside of quirky scott pilgrim interactions!!!... LOOK KUNG FU
>"dude we are like... just little humans on this little rock in this vast universe man... like, just be nice to each other dude"
>OMFG HE SHOVED A DILDO IN HIS ASS
>"dude like... nothing matters... but like I think we can find meaning in family and shit... man."
>HOLY FUCK WHAT IF RATATOUILLE WAS A RACOON LMFAOO
>"know, things, like, arent that bad..."
"Quintessential Millennial Shit", A movie by A24

What about this movie makes you a kike if you don't like it?

>The gay daughter didn't NEED to be gay, but it didn't detract from anything so I just handwaved that. Probably going to be one of the best films of the year.
>t. kike shill

literally nothing happened : the movie

user, you can't have a film about the importance of family while shoving in lesbians and gay people. they're the opposite of a stable family since they cannot reproduce or continue a bloodline. that's a bullshit message

It's the exact opposite, really. It's a pozzed movie made for woke capeshit-consooming Redditor bugmen.

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>they cannot reproduce
Well, actually, they do "reproduce," in a way... in fact, their method of "reproduction" is the only reason gay people exist in the first place...

Yeah, that's what I gathered too. So are those anons calling others kikes for disliking it just retarded, or really bad at reverse psychology?

It was fun for about 2/3rds of the movie then it became extremely apparent how much it was trying to prop up a weak story. All the cutting between universes and emotional music but it has the emotional depth of a run of the mill indie film. I dont get why so many people are literally slobbering over this.

Technically it was incredibly well made and visceral, These directors are clearly talented. But I didn't fall for the fake emotional manipulation and shallow message about fighting nihilism. Ultimately the film concludes that nothing matters, so the encouragement it gives for people to be more compassionate and considerate of the people in their lives is still completely arbitrary.

Non-white cast, meme nostalgia casting, and Reddit humor. That's literally all it takes to get rave reviews these days.

Agreed, but that was kind of the point.

Looks woke also A24. In other words: KYS.

>Technically it was incredibly well made and visceral
Yea it was really impressive, the editing especially. I just dont put much into a technically impressive movie anymore... seems like every movie these days outside of capeshit is "technically impressive" from The Lighthouse to Dune and very, very, very few of them actually warrant or deliver on that with an equally impressive story.

It's a "no u" attempt by shills.

In an ocean of capeshit with terrible lazy visuals dominating the theaters, shitty crash grabs and remakes, its nice to see an enjoyable extremely well edited movie. Was it the best ever? Nah, but it was a good time and put a smile on my face. It probably also handled the whole multiverse thing much better than Marvel which is funny.

>LGBT
>quirky random humor
>pop culture references
And dropped.

I hate Reddit-shit, but for some reason I really liked this movie. Better use of two hours than Batman at least.

These gooks really know how to make movies.

You will never be a woman.

I might be in some other universe though

>I dont get why so many people are literally slobbering over this.
the marketing worked and got teens and lgbt/asian college kids that don't watch many movies to see it. now there's tens of thousands of people claiming it as their new favorite film of all time because it dethroned some tepid shit like Inception or Lady Bird

i posted this like the day it came out and no one talked about it

It has a very reddit title. And it appears to be about an Asian grandma who gets King Fu powers? What the fuck? Not for me.

It dethroned Parasite and Ladybird as the central kino of zoomers and millennials

Nope.