Hey Faggots

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures onfacebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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It was different time back then John, it was a different time

real funny chad! but you'll never beat my gamer score! (200,000 and counting!)

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Who /old/ here?

Amusing to think john is probably a working class family man now with a less trashy looking woman

>My name is John
that part always gets me

kek is that why you’re dressed as a scene fag from the jersey shore? because you get so many bitches? larping fag. anons do your thing

lel

get him boys!

I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

Are guidos still a thing? I haven't seen one in a long time.

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paulie d lookin ass

yeah. he doesnt have the zoomer mutt cutt.

john was based back in the old days though

Yeah. They’re the saddest fucking people you can absolutely imagine. It’s mostly people who work at cell phone/insurance sales places.

I member this meme! I'm an oldfag! :D

I don't get it

can we just post old memes in this thread
I like this one

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He doesn’t know…who wants to tell him?

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He’s coming for your cock

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LOL!

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I'M KOREAN

SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN

AMERICAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?

DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?

AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER

FUCKING U.S.A

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You and your gf look like Jersey Shore rejects. Also who the fuck uses facebook?

i don't know either someone tell me
dis something happen to john?

alright nobody is posing old memes... I'm gonna go cry now... JANNY if your reading this... Just fucking delete it man... It's all over....

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hahaha holy shit based boomers

damn this girl is 37 now

Everybody walk the dinosaur

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yeah they are

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Fuck it, I tell him, he's dead bro

She’ll be 37 on 9/11

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I'M C++

SON OF A BITCH JAVA

JAVA IS PIG

DO YOU WANT OBJECT ORIENTED?

DO YOU WANT SHORT CIRCUIT?

JAVA IS PIG DISGUSTING

SUN MICROSYSTEMS IS A MURDERER

FUCKING JAVA

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Man, this is an old pasta. I look forward to reposting it in another 30 to 40 years.

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he's dead and his name wasn't John

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CHEEEEEEECKED

MY BIKE BIKE BIKE

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a Yea Forums thread is fine too

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lmao

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god that shit was dumb
lol

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too soon

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>this pasta is 15 years old now
>Yea Forums is turning 20 next year
Jesus

Has Cockmongler ever done an interview?
I’m surprised nobody’s gotten him and Happy Negro together on a podcast or something.

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>alright nobody is posing old memes
there are no more old memes all of our harddrives crashed like 4x since then

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Where has our time gone? We just need MOAR time

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junkies stole my computer

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Why did you stop trolling Chris

GIRUGAMESH

>can we just post old memes in this thread

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>20 years
>In all that time I left once for maybe a few months
Somebody fucking help me.

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This wasn't a meme

nigga stole my bike

AND GAYMEN

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lol

>it's another reddit reads know your meme and pretends they aren't all 15 years old episode

>look at how he cuts the cake

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>coping for almost twenty (20!) years
lmaoing @ ur life

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user...

why dont you contribute with some of your fun ancient saved memes bro?

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Not today, Milhouse.

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The worst meme of its era

Millhouse isnt a meme is a meme

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were they called memes back then? when did people start saying "memes"

Man, I miss the late 90's and 00's. Shit was wild and normies got filtered.

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Millhouse isnt a meme is a meme is a meme

what the fuck is this from lmao

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Why do old memes feel like soihumor?

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because you touch yourself
at night

because memes have always been peasant humor

Miss those late nights on Yea Forums

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may mays

Because you're new. And probably aren't old enough to have had the internet 20 years ago.

wanna meet that dad

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>wanna meet that dad

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