Realistically, no one drinks this many beers in one sitting

realistically, no one drinks this many beers in one sitting.

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haha yeah imagine doing that you'd have to have some serious issues

They would get cold and yucky

I drank that many beers last night. alesmith speedway stout, same size cans. it's good

This nigga lives in an alternate reality where you drink hot beer

I don't have the patience for beer. I drink one to warm up and then move to the hard stuff.

Depends on the percentage for us alcoholics. Personally I like to drink less but don't like liquor so I drink three 16oz 9% to get where I'm going. Some people have to drink 6 4% beers to get there or more depending on their tolerance.

I have done exactly that four times in the last seven days alone.
Nobody SHOULD drink that many beers in one sitting. But when you have nothing else in life and no one to impress, what have you got to lose?

i'm a pretty strong alcoholic and can almost finish an entire six pack by myself in one sitting. so no, you're wrong.

beer doesnt do anything for me anymore only spirits and on an empty stomach

Lol damn I meant hot my bad

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Plausible but the flask of what I presume was strong bourbon afterwards really took it over the edge of being believable.

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I'll drink an eight pack then with several shots of vodka

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>I don't have the patience for beer. This so much

I used to drink 12 Budweiser pounders almost every night for years. It's part of the reason I have chronic kidney disease.

Yeah who would ever do that? And on top of that smoke half a pack of cigs while listening to depressive suicidal black metal compilation haha

Haha yeah imagine drinking 12-18 beers in a few hours right after work

>alochol
>kidney

I don't want to drink tonight, bros. It wont do me any good.

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a sixpack doesn't even give me a buzz anymore
what a life

Drink wine user, man has done it for 5000 years with no ill effects

Yes, chronic alcohol abuse can impair kidney function. Why would this be hard to believe?

is twice that many still a problem?

Clearly none of you virgins are hopeless alcoholics yet.

Beer is Beer, hot, cold, two days old left in your dresser? Don't Matter.

one little drink won't hurt user. just go for it.

>.2%
kek

your liver goes to shit before your kidneys do.

I drink 12 minimum

>6 3.5% beers
that's nothing. You clearly don't have alcoholic friends. Or alcoholic friends who for some reason got a job at a fucking liquor store and they get 80% discounts on anything.
>tfw can't enjoy any alcohol anymore due to GERD
Sucks. I miss drinkn' some hendrick's on ice.

>>tfw can't enjoy any alcohol anymore due to GERD
fucking this. i think im passed the point of no return. i still try and enjoy alcohol, but it either fucks with my stomach and gives me heart burn, or gives me a pounding headache if i only have a couple, or makes me want to take a nice nap once ive had more than a few.

Not necessarily. The increase in BP as a result of constant intoxication can tax the kidneys to the point where their function is reduced. In addiction to alcoholism, I had unchecked high BP for a while.

6 pack is litteraly nothing. americans are so pathetic when it comes to holding liquor it's unbelievable

why is it so? one would expect from nation where smallest coke is bigger than european biggest dose to indulge in alcohol as well, but no. one pint of budwasser and they are out like they are knocking shots all night

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A 4pack of beers? Would drink that most nights in my uni days and didn't even consider myself an alcoholic. My aunt would cane a 3L bottle of vodka and a pack of fags in a single session. She died at 59.

Andre the Giant

Americans are manlets due to mutt genes

>roll+roll+roll+L2

works on 99% of bosses in this "game"

>This... This is what I'm talking about. This is what I mean when I'm talkin' about time, and death, and futility. all right there are broader ideas at work, mainly what is owed between us as a society for our mutual illusions. 14 straight hours of staring at DB's, these are the things ya think of. You ever done that? You look in their eyes, even in a picture, doesn't matter if they're dead or alive, you can still read 'em. You know what you see? They welcomed it... not at first, but... right there in the last instant. It's an unmistakable relief. See, cause they were afraid, and now they saw for the very first time how easy it was to just... let go. Yeah They saw, in that last nanosecond, they saw... what they were. You, yourself, this whole big drama, it was never more than a jerry rig of presumption and dumb will, and you could just let go. To finally know that you didn't have to hold on so tight. To realize that all your life, all your love, all your hate, all your memories, all your pain, it was all the same thing. It was all the same dream, a dream that you had inside a locked room, a dream about being a person. And like a lot of dreams, there's a monster at the end of it.

For me, it's the opposite. I get a decent buzz going on with vodka and then spend the rest of the night drinking beer to not get too wasted too quickly.

How did he not go to the bathroom?

>gf leaves me
>fap 4 times a day
>get drunk and climb trees in the park listening to avril lavigne
it has become routine. i don't know if i can fix this

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lads... i haven't fapped in 4 weeks

>6 pack of beer
>6
>Beer
Beerbros tell me how you guys actually get drunk off it? I need to down an 18 box to get to the point where I would be shitfaced.

T. Wine drinker

>avril lavigne
this is the worst part of the story.

Six beers? You'd have to be one sick fuck.

At least you have fun when drinking. I used to do that but now I drink alone in my room until I pass out.

Lol beat me to it

That's a better routine than mine. I don't even make it to the park.

>my ancestors were such raging alcoholics that my body has had to adapt to survive the copious amounts of poison I pour down my gullet every day, now I can drink much more poison than you can and feel fine
Yeah...that's really not something you should be bragging out

I put down a six pack and then some fairly often. Sometimes 4 beers followed by about 400 ml of bourbon. Is that…bad?

I just drank 2 nips of whiskey out of coke cans while walking the city streets tonight after work, its a very personal soulful experience when i listen to classic rock. I pass churches and make the sign of the cross, I pass synagogues and make le happy merchant face. I pass cops and sip my coke. Ive bought enough from cvs rewards to have free water or cokes every few days. I walked 5 miles tonight. Piss in an alley or in a fancy hotel if you know the lobby layout. Listen to Kiss, Boston, GnR, or your favorite artist.

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My neighbor drank that much. He would crush 8-12 beers on his balcony over the course of a couple of hours. Now you couldn’t drink that much consistently without being a fat fuck which my neighbor was. Unless he was also taking emphetamines or something.

You meant boyfriend, right homo?

Kino choice. Beer makes you bloats your stomach. But having a one bottle of beer before hard ones gives you a small buzz.

Is American beer a lower percentage or something? In my country we used to go our to parties with a 20-25 box of beers whilst being teenagers

do white people really climb trees when they're sad?

What did he mean by this?

im not white

Depends on what you buy. But the most popular brands among blue collar types like busch, lone star, bud light, etc, is like 4.2% which isn't crazy low. I'd say most small batch brews or hipster shits are 5-6%.

Me too. But sleeping while being sober is too tiresome for me. When there is nothing to drink in home I get anxious. There is always a back-up vodka bottle. What should I do?

That's rough man I'm sorry

>get drunk and climb trees in the park listening to avril lavigne
sounds kino
99% of depressed drunks stay inside

>listening to loud music with headphones in while walking the streets of a city
i hope you carry a knife or a collapsible baton or a pistol on you, because you are just asking for trouble