What was your first boner?

What was your first boner?

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probably at 2 or 3 months old when I was pissing myself

butterface

Sears catalogue

The entire Marnie scene in Twins.

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Based, porn addicted zoomers will never know this feel

i don't remember but i'm going to assume leeloo from fifth element

downloading hentai pics on a 56.6k modem sometime in the 90s.

I never had a boner before, what's it like bros?

The titties giveth and the titties taketh away

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Some video of three girls getting ready to go out and one of them shoves the camera up another's skirt. Never been able to find the video again.

it's like when your clit gets hard

I don't know but I remember finding out that girl in the Basshunter music videos was in some porn videos and that lasted me a while youtube.com/watch?v=IgFwiCApH7E

kino is BACK on the menu

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Road Trip when they cut to the women's bathroom

Im not even a furry, but space jam lola got me hard as fuck

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You're still a furry, you just have standards

Unironically why did they give a looney tunes character eyeliner and perky breasts?

'cause they wanted her to be hot

this guy biologies

Girls I went to school with had her merchandise. Dumb globohomo retards forget women like hot female characters to use as an accessory.

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Cameron Diaz in the mask was so hot she hurt to look at in hs.

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my first boner was also J lo, but it was the Waiting for tonight music video. Shaking her fine ass in those tiny black shorts

once again, men's fault for sucking too hard. She's still be alive today if she took the lezbo pill

Came her to post this

The scene in disclosure when demi Moore tries seducing and raping Michael Douglas. Have had a thing for older brunette women ever since.

My first insta-boner was from a French film where a woman was bathing in an older style of bathtub. Never found the name of the film however.

Don’t you literally get throat cancer from eating pussy like Michael Sheen?

Nice. Wouldn't mind sucking it.

Alyssa Milano in the embrace of the vampire

elaine benese

Nurse in the dream warriors

it’s “benes”, you jackass

Dawn in Pete&Pete

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Penny

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3

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zendaya

Watching my sister get facefucked by our dad

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>That random movie clip you stumbled on at a porn site where it's Elaine and her film husband having doggy style sex

It was a legit movie I just have never heard of it and can't find the scene

This.
Watching our sister.

Michael Douglas got it from Zeta-Jones HPV infested pussy

My friend took out at his dad's porn at age 10. Amber Pays the Rent. Hardest boner I ever had. Then we all whipped our dicks out and started beating them furiously until his mom came home and had to clean up the mess. She told us never do that again unless she's there.

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This is pretty obscure but do you guys remember that World of Warcraft info site called Thottbot? There were these ads on there where it had extremely hot women in skimpy clothing. It wasn't my first boner but I blew a ridiculous amount of loads to those ads specifically. If I could find them again, I'd be pretty happy.

My second grade teacher. She was fat and old but when the class would sit on the floor to listen to a book reading she would sit without crossing her legs.

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Deconstructing Harry

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jessica biel

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>French film where a woman was bathing
That's like, all of them, really.

Anyhoo, I always feel so left out, because I can't remember what it was for me. Maybe some music video from the 90s? But I'm not sure. How does everyone else seem to remember "their first"?

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Atreyu?

Can you give someone breast cancer by sucking their titties too hard

your mom

Just learned that she went on to become Gretchen WEINERS

Racist coloniser penis

god i hate her stupid outfit in these pics. what movie even is this, and which generation are you supposed to be to know that?

Clearly not yours, kid.

Faggot

wrong pic

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kek, get fucked zoomer.

you have to be 18 to post here

probably my teacher in school. she was in her 20s and somewhat asian. it was more of a crush than anything and i still think about her