>I'm drunk right now
I'm drunk right now
Anthony Brooks
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Alexander Parker
Imagine
Brayden Adams
>dude
>alcohol
>.......
Austin Moore
There's literally nothing wrong with drinking on the job.
Dominic Bailey
Ian Ross
Never related to an alcoholic character in a movie as much as him. The movie captured so many aspects of my specific drinking problem. 2 months sober now but I do miss the buzz after having a beer or so, but a beer is never ever enough for me. I'd have totally drunk the entire mini-bar like he did in the movie.
Carter Cox
Fucks with your senses
Ayden Carter
..bam?
Lincoln Young
WHAT A TWIST!
Alexander Anderson
Redpill me on how bad Bam's drinking problem was, or is.
John Garcia
I'm addicted to porn and I related with him. No joke
Oliver Williams
I'm waiting for it to get dark so I can walk down the street to the liquor store.
Owen Torres
Andrew Green
What you buying?
Zachary Williams
Loved this cunt but i'm not gay ;)
Brandon Brooks
PRICKLY
Jacob Diaz
Probably a beer and a pint of vodka.
Cooper Thompson
Have you seen Shame?
Juan Gonzalez
Literally me.
Julian Campbell
youtube.com
I feel sooner or later I will crack and do something like this. Jack Daniels or Jameson, coke if I want a mixer, bottles of beer, Marlboro Reds, and go insane for a night.
Ryder Kelly
No, should I?
Zachary Reyes
i had an incredibly mundane office job immediately after college. paid well, but i barely had any work and i was still forced to sit at a cubicle all day, just cycling through tabs without even looking at or reading any. i started putting vodka in gatorade and drinking it throughout my shift most days. made it way more bearable and i was never caught, nor did anyone suspect anything.
James Lee
>Hi drunk, I'm dad.
Aiden Howard
Very diferent from piloting a plane user
Angel Gomez
Vodka and Gatorade zero is the shit.
Somehow the fake sugars mask the taste and smell of the alcohol. Even had a person take a drink and they didn't notice anything.
Fucking great.
Elijah Jones
I'm going to CDL school and will be working OTR soon enough. I cannot wait. I don't drink as a local delivery driver now because I have some morals so I know I can expand that to OTR.
Currently, I'm drinking about 3/4's a handle a night. I can't keep this up for long, that I know. It's been four years. Amber, you bitch. You left me to die. I won't. I refuse to.
Chase Diaz
ok shoenice
Joshua Murphy
>nor did anyone suspect anything
Oh boy. No one tell him.
Zachary Phillips
The guy who wrote the book died by accidental swallowing a liquor bottle cap
Wyatt Barnes
I've never not been under the influence. I don't know how I'm still alive.
Ian Clark
Lads....i think i like men
Eli Gutierrez
Technically most men are porn addicts.
Matthew Morgan
Used to drink heavily and do coke while signalling cranes loaded with pallets full of heavy materials on to the roof of a high rise hotel in a very busy section of uptown. Never got caught just quit when I was kicked out of my sober living house for breaking in at 3am high on meth since I left my key. 3 days clean so far..
Gavin Gutierrez
It's like Flight but with a porn/sex addiction and it's Fassbender kino
I don't like recommending shit, so I'll leave the choice to see it to you
Isaac Morales
I've probably done this to my wife. I wish there was an easy way to kill myself.
Leo Gomez
Boy you can't be drinking corn liquor now you're suppose to l be working. You best get in that barn double quick boy.
Adam Wright
I'll check it out user
Nathaniel Bell
Depends on the job
A tech in my company had 2 or 3 drinks at lunch and then dropped an acetylene torch and blew up his whole tank, along with a wall and his right hand
They fused his fingers together and he got some partial use back but obviously he had to quit tech work
Robert James
Got drunk yesterday, fucked this 20 year old from work. next morning end up fucking my ex.
Drunk rn.
Grayson Fisher
are they hot?
Oliver Evans
Fucking them at your mom's house isn't impressive homie. inb4 fat drunk rage
Jaxon Moore
yes
Eli Baker
based, good for you. my gf and I never have sex and when we do I’m always drunk
Chase Gonzalez
im a sick fuck i like a quick fuck
Benjamin Ward
vodka and seltzer on ice is good, you can drink at your own pace since evrytgings flavorless. then you coast off the beers
Jack Gomez
You do you which includes still not moving out and awkwardly drunkenly escorting exes into your mom's house.
Robert Barnes
I'll remember this thanks user. I just put pour vodka into a mineral water bottle at work, but this sounds more effective
Joshua Rodriguez
thanks user
Henry Perry
Never seen this. Is it kino or is this pretty much the punchline?
Juan Sanchez
My dad's friend was an alchy trucker. He got like 3 DUIs and lost his CDL.
Nolan Parker
Just got back. Saw a girl I used to fuck at the counter on my way in. Luckily, she didn't see me.
Brody Peterson
lol why do you care this much, I totally understand wish I had parents who didn’t give a fuck
Isaiah Kelly
> sooner or later
Hardly some wild step. I barely drink but whenever i do i just get blasted on my own. Realized years ago i actually hated the standing around in clubs listening to girls talk about I don't even know what and drank to cope with the boredom of being there. I have way more fun if I want drinks just doing it on my own.
Jack Powell
I want to be as psyched about anything as much as he is about nonsense
Kayden Phillips
>nor did anyone suspect anything
Logan Walker
It's an incredibly good movie with an ending that throws everything away. Kind of like if Castaway ended with Tom Hanks winning the lottery right after getting back.
Bentley Campbell
Who is it that draws all the good Pepes, and why are they all literally perfect?
Jayden Campbell
Don't over due it though.
But 2 or 3 shots in one of those 32oz ers
I can't even taste it.
Isaiah Gray
Different degenerate user, but honestly they probably didn't.
My family thinks I've been sober for 2 years and I've been a 6 pack in every time I've seen them the last 8 months.
Just gets me to normal and not shaking like an epileptic. Work is the hardest thing, get the DT's like crazy about 1 pm
Ryan Stewart
People on the internet are normally quick to congratulate others for something like 3 days sober but you and me both know that that means literally less than nothing... most normies will do '3 days sober' every week without even thinking about it or realising. Step up, grab your nuts, and get AT LEAST a month under your belt before you even think about advertising it to another person, internet or irl. There is a very high chance you will relapse in the next week but best of luck either way.
Joseph Bennett
I feel like most of you would be fairly normal, functional people, if not for the alcohol in your life. Seems like most of you have at least gotten laid...
Jaxon White
I am not an alcoholic and still a virgin, check mate, ha ha... ha...
Thomas Jackson
Alcohol is probably the only reason I've gotten laid.