You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife. The man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing. You always say, "Oh, I'll get you later" but "later" never comes. And what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound, intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much...he's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer, even though you're terrible! You know, I should have known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She would have known there's no "a" in the word "definite." And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "legalize pot, man," how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ! Oh, wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter, because "religion is for idiots!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father! How's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore.
You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife...
might have been more of a sick burn if they weren't using the literal child rapist character as a mouthpiece
Brian should have just fuck his dad again and then told quiqqy that also fucked louis and dabbed on quiggys chin
>b-but quagmire is a rapist!!!!! nooo you can’t just insult seths insufferable self insert like that!!!’
>yeah but i'm honest about being a rapist! that makes it okay!
>nooo you can’t just insult seths insufferable self insert like that
Who do you think wrote the diologue?
>You constantly hit on your best friend's wife.
But he does it too, and to higher extent of stealing pictures, clothes, and hair of her.
missing the point, Quagmire is aware he’s all those things he pointed out to Brian, the difference is Quagmire isn’t trying to hide that he’s a terrible person, he’s telling Brian he’s just as bad as him
His justification is "I'm honest about it." Yeah it's a pretty fucking retarded scene.
>"Yes I also lust after Lois and stalk her, creating an effigy of her from her clothing, hair and discarded nail clippings. Yes I'm a serial rapist and pedophile, yes I also broke up the marriage of another friend. Why do you ask?"
Not really. He said "you are the worst person I know." Not "you are equally as bad as me."
not sure why they had to include the part about liberals in there, as if republicans are any better
Ywnbaw
>"I banged your father, Quagmire."
>gets up from the table, leaves
I genuinelly find this show funny a lot of times, but i can't stand the fucking baby. Do people really find it funny when the baby pulls out a gun or do some other "thing a baby shouldn't be able to do, haha" ? It's not funny
this
You're a retard
Family guy is a parody of sitcoms like Leave it To Beaver, where every character is good but for a few flaws.
These people are supposed to be creatures.
>Peter: Neglectful, selfish, drunk
>Lois: Cunt, mean, wine mom
>Chris: Retarded coomer
>Meg: Lonely middle child with a lot of mental problems
>Stewie: Parody of a genius kid
>Brian: Self insert liberal who is full of himself, alcoholic
>Joe: Corrupt cop
>Cleveland: A clear parody of the black sitcoms of the 80's, he was originally a black dad who was as dumb as the rest of them
>Quagmire: Parody of a single Casablanca character. Rapist
>Mort: Literally just a /pol/ stereotype
I could go on and on, these characters are supposed to be flawed. Thats the joke
At least he wasn’t a hypocrite.
Why do you think about trannies so much?
Do you like girlcock or something?
I like how you're pretending that the the baby's name isn't Stewie. You're really cool for calling it "the baby"
Well... you're fat.
I'M JUST TRYING TO BE NICE TO YOU GLENN
WELL FUCK YOU BRIAN
ROO ROO ROO ROO
OMG BRIAN YOU'RE AN ANIMAL! HE'S ATTACKING ME
GLENN.. WHAT DID I DO..! ?
can't i call Brian "the dog" either?
No.
you can call yourself a faggot
Has a showrunner ever intentionally BTFO himself on screen before?
When has Brian raped somebody?
The hypocrisy was the worst part.
>Parody of a single Casablanca character
what?
lel they're trying to train police horses to not do this because of how it looks.
>The crossings have sprung up across the capital at junctions and roads in a bid to show solidarity with the LGBT community and promote inclusion.
>But they have been slammed as dangerous after footage emerged of police horses suddenly stopping and refusing to go over one painted on a street in Yorkshire.
>Guide dogs are also feared to suffer panic attacks when they try to navigate the colourful crossings, according to research.
>Meanwhile disability charities pointed out visually impaired people with light sensitivity find the extremely bright artwork 'painful to look at'.
haha it offends everyone
xD
Didn't Quagmire rape an underage girl
I can't stand Jewish comedy writers sense of humor.
brian would rape a girl if he wasnt such a coward
>implying stewie isn't the best character
Kys
>if brian had a different personality he would do different things and therefor he is bad
Brilliant.
how is that a bad thing?
>oh yeah well…bababooey!
It means a ladies man
Woah I totally forgot the quagmire tranny dad thing
Does it though? There were lots different types of characters in casablanca, not all of them ladies men. Seems like a really underage thing to say.
a piece of shit who is honest about it is slightly better than a piece of shit who lies about it he was right
Brian tried to rape Louis but she kicked his ass. Also Brian kept raping that blind girl by pretending to be different people to date her when she broke up with him
You mean Casanova?
Never happened. Also the second one doesn't count as rape.
Quagmire is still right. Attacking his past won't change what he said.
no fucking way
Zoomers get the rope
The hypocrisy wasn't the worst part. It was the raping.
Stewie hasnt been much of a pull out gun character in ages
Nathan For You
>Listen to me dog! You constantly hit on your best friend's wife. The man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing. You always say, "Oh, I'll get you later" but "later" never comes. And what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound, intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much...he's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer, even though you're terrible! You know, I should have known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She would have known there's no "a" in the word "definite." And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "legalize pot, man," how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ! Oh, wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter, because "religion is for idiots!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father! How's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore. And you're the best person I know.
Because trannies are literally among us
You Lefties suck at gaslighting
>Someone actually took the time and effort to write this
Nobody is attracted to ugly crossdressing incels
Does Quagmire truly KNOW himself? Think about it.
Meg is older than Chris
>Why do you think about trannies so much?
>Do you like girlcock or something?
>Among us
I mean, so are Arabs, Russians, Thais and furries. You don't seem to be pointing them out.
You have a weird obsession with trannies.
They get laid more often than you, Mohammad
Because Brian (and by extension, Seth Macfarlane) is constantly an insufferable liberal soapbox while being an enormous hypocrite.
Arabs, Russians, and Thais aren't working for the NWO
I'll be fair and said maybe at least 45% of furies are but trannies 100%
Imagine writing that much shit for a family guy thread lmaoooo
How would the scene change if it were told by Stewie, in Brian's Prius, gun to his face, in an episode called 'Jesus takes the wheel'?
No they don't lmao, their biggest complaint over at /tttt/ is that nobody wants to fuck them. Look up the "cotton ceiling", it's some legitimate incel shit.