Kramer and Newman schemes
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>repurposing MAGA hats by sligthly changing the letters around
>Selling excess skin after Newman weigth loss to use for foreskin restoration
Modern Seinfeld
Anthony Garcia
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Anthony Cook
Kramer becomes a vtuber
Leo Richardson
Elaine get a new boss. She accidentally scratch his tesla.
Jordan Anderson
cancelled after 1 season on Netflix
Jack Stewart
>repurposing MAGA hats
Jerry the make america juden frei hat is a bestseller
>Kramer legalt changes his gender so he can take advantage of a 50% discount for women
Adrian Ortiz
>elaine get tinder
>george tries cuckolding
>jery get slapped
>kramer buys bitcoin
Jaxon Roberts
George gets in on the ground floor on some new meme crypto that ends up shitting the bed, but not after he convinces some wiseguys its a good way to launder money. He considers witness protection but learns he has to hold down a steady job and decides its just easier to get his ass kicked by goombas. After selling his coins at a loss to Kramer he shows up at the mafia social club prepared to get his legs broken but just in the nick of time a broadcast announces China is adopting the crypto as a secondary official currency and the value skyrockets. Just before the credits roll Kramer is preparing to leave for a lavish vacation in the Bahamas when the IRS shows up at his door.
Charles Lee
Kramer and Newman sell NFTs of Jerry's stand up shows.
Gabriel Lee
Why are right wingers unfunny?
Eli Price
>Elaine is granted permission by her boss to drive the company car, a Tesla
>Elaine is ecstatic to drive it
>due to certain circumstances she is unable to drive the car, meanwhile Jerry, George, Kramer, and Newman all have been able to
>extended bit with Kramer attempting to put gasoline in the Tesla
>ending scene is Elaine finally getting the chance to drive the car but can not find a charging station for the car, ending up stranded in the middle of nowhere
>last shot is of her screaming up at the sky "I hate Elon Musk! I HATE HIM!"
You could also fit her using the term "Tesla-worthy" in there somewhere.
James Brown
don't you mean
>what's the deal with right wingers
Daniel King
Jesus that dude creeps me out.
Mason Parker
jeri get ipad
Nathaniel White
Newman’s postal route dash cam YouTube channel gets flagged and demonitized for filming a neo nazi rally he drives by
Dylan Anderson
Jerry get iPad
Carter Wright
That would require him to stray away from pure political complaining for one second of his life, so no, he did not.
Alexander Wilson
They steal billions from the Paycheck Protection Program using Vandelay Industries.
Brody Miller
>>Kramer legalt changes his gender so he can take advantage of a 50% discount for women
That's a George scheme. Kramer is altruistic and doesn't intentionally scam others. He often falls into shenanigans by happenstance or coincidence. Like the time they thought he was mentally retarded.
Hudson Cruz
Why the fuck is Kramer HOT now?
James Hughes
Too much cuckoldry and pent up hate/fear
Xavier Flores
Fuck off Seth
Gabriel Smith
yeah it's similar to the human fund or when george pretended to be disabled.
Tyler Garcia
>Kramer and Newman become tiktok influencers, and get in hot water after mis-gendering another tiktoker leading them to trying to start their own platform, meanwhile getting their bank accounts closed and being refused service everywhere
Dominic Hughes
Elaine sells her farts in jars on the internet
Jonathan Hughes
Episode Title: 'The Cancellation'
Side story is about Jerry trying to indirectly get a reservation cancelled for a dinner with Bania
Sebastian Bennett
Money for people
Easton Smith
Perfect.
Thomas Kelly
they already did that, he got scammed by madoff
Jaxson Robinson
>the gang gets into something that is popular with teenagers right now, showing my inability to think of anything outside of my own subcultural interests
Benjamin Campbell
The episodes ends with Jerry getting it canceled, only to mis-gender the person on the phone. *Cue bass riff*
Henry Bell
>Kramer convinces Newman to convert his wealth into Funko pops
Cameron Davis
>George gets invited to be the bull for a cuckold couple
>ends up getting cucked by the cuck
>"she cucked me jerry!"
>"she cucked you? I thought you were supposed to be the bull, she cucked you with her cuckold husband?"
>"cucked by the cuck!"
Hunter Reed
>George: I'm telling you Jerry, becoming a woman is one of the best decisions I've ever made. I get discounts, I get to go to the all women gym, and they're even considering giving me a promotion so more women have executive positions. Better parking spot, 25% raise, bigger office. You know that glass ceiling is something we've been trying to fight for decades you know?
>Jerry: George... *sighs*
>george: Georgia!
>*kramer dashes in*
>sees Jerry is shaking his head at George
>Kramer: what's got you guys so down?
>Jerry: "Georgia" over here thinks calling himself a woman means he can get a better parking spot!
>George: I was a failure as a man. Might as well be a woman.
>Kramer: Well you can't do that, it goes against everything. There's people out there born in the wrong bodies who go through the painful process of transition. You can't just make a mockery of that for your own personal advantage! Where's your sense of shame? It's disgusting!
>George: ...well... shame... I'm sorta beyond that. *shrugs*
>Jerry: Just wait until Elaine hears about this
>George: Don't you tell her! Promise me! She'll rip my heart out.
>Jerry: Alright, alright... "Georgia". Jeez.
Ethan Rivera
kek I love these threads so much
Nolan James
>George: I was a failure as a man. Might as well be a woman.
Austin Sanchez
Kramer is a mod on r/fuckcars and r/antiwork
Justin Foster
George accidentally downloads grindr, thinking it's tinder, and matches with Elaine's boss
Ryder Lewis
Kramer and Jerry walk into Jerry's apartment mid-conversation.
Kramer >I'm telling you, six million is too high
Jerry >What about five million?
Kramer >How low can you go? *Kramer does limbo motion*
Jerry >3 million, and I'll recognize Holdomor
Kramer >You just gave away the farm, buddy
Oliver Howard
>Bania's a woman and wants to date Jerry
Jayden Reyes
>Bania is a ridiculously unfunny female comedian who gets tons of Netflix specials
Nicholas Barnes
always has been
Cooper Morgan
Jerry thinks his ex girlfriend is watching his Netflix account since he he gave her the password and his sugested movies/shows are all screwed up. Elaine admits that she is using Puttys account after breaking up with him.
>George: She’s a streamer Jerry a streamer I tell you
Jerry changes the password and the ex contacts him for Netflix and chill. Elaine gets looked out of Puttys account and contacts him for Netflix and chill
Nicholas Young
based
Cameron Phillips
Elaine starts selling used panties online and finds out that Peterman is one of her buyers when she finds one of her panties in his office
Owen Reyes
>George joins a BLM march because he's dating a woman who is a quarter black, gets mugged during it
>Jerry has to do comedy shows while wearing a mask
>Elaine starts dating a Russian guy right before the Ukraine invasion
>Kramer refuses to get the clotshot
Charles Nelson
Jerry is a guest on JRE and gets stoned
Luke Harris
>George tags along and Joe keeps asking why he's there
Cooper Roberts
Kramer and Newman make money selling counterfeit Vax passes.
Nolan Mitchell
>Jerry's comedy act is censored as "Russian Disinformation"
>Elaine keeps matching up with Puddy on every dating app
>Kramer is outed as a supplied of both pro-Trump and anti-Trump merchandise (which he stores in Jerry's apartment)
>George schemes identify as a woman, commit a crime, and be sent to a woman's prison
Sebastian Russell
>Kramer happens to be on a guided tour of Washington DC on January 6th
>gets separated from the group and ends up being swept into the capitol during the KKK neonazi Fox News insurrection
Camden Rogers
>They opened the gates Jerry what was I supposed to do!
Dominic Hughes
>Jerry is a guest on JRE and gets stoned while Joe goes on about Invermectin and vitamin suppliments. Jerry is now labled as an anti vaxer. And all his stand up albums on Spotify are flagged as covid misinformation
>But George Im trippel vaxed
Caleb Cox
>Kramer convinces Jerry to invest in scalping rtx cards, Newman snatches the gpu usps delivery
Joseph Roberts
>why did you take the gavel??
>it was a once in a lifetime opportunity Jerry! Once in a lifetime!
Dylan Walker
>Elaine sells feet pics online, then finds out George is her biggest client
>Jerry makes a joke about Zelensky, getting him banned from most clubs, except right-wing ones
>Kramer creates his own nft
Camden Watson
>So, how long you think you guys are gonna last?
Karama says as his hands are tied to the cross hastily made for his unexpectedly long body
>Joji-san, we have to tell the lords there are no Kirishtans in our village!
>We can’t Jiri! I can’t apostatize. Fumiko will never go with a Bhuddist, her religion won’t allow it!
>Joji, the waves are going to crush us if we keep this up. What do you see in this girl anyways?
>She makes really good rice.
>Whaaaat?
>She makes good rice, Jiri! You know bad rice does terrible things to me. Do you remember Misaki?
>Your old girlfriend from the village down the river? What about her?
>She made terrible rice, absolutely inedible. One day, she invited me over to eat with her family. Sadly her mother was killed by bandits a few weeks prior, so she was the main cook in her home. The night was going great, I was hitting it off with her father and brothers, until the rice came out, that is.
>Oh come on, Joji, what could her rice have possibly done to you?
>Her rice upset my stomach so much I had to excuse myself from the dinner mat, then I went to the other room to collect myself and I... well ... I passed gas in front of her mother’s offering table, and it extinguished some of the incense that was burning.
>Then what happened?
>Well I was in clear view of everyone, and they heard it. When I tried to explain what happened, the guys were enraged! They almost gutted me, Jiri! Then, word got to my parent’s village that I desecrated a families tribute to their dead mother. I brought absolute shame upon my family! My father actually suggested I kill myself!
>Joji, you’re gonna bring even more shame if you die as a Kirishtan.
>I can’t go back, Jiri. Besides, Fumiko says she‘ll marry me if I survive the crucifixtion.
>Well good luck with that.
The barrons come up to offer them sake, Karama drinks his
>Whoo mama-san! Hey can I have some more?
Cooper Ward
>Jerry pisses off mcu fans at the theater saying the comedy stinks.
Angel Long
Jerry gets beyblades
George starts playing Yu-Gi-Oh
Kramer goes to rap concert
Elaine buys monero (and you should too) and starts listening to Vaush on twitch
Connor Ramirez
>there's a Michael Richards in the Seinfeld universe
>he blurts out racial slurs at the Laugh Factory just like in real life
>he looks exactly like Kramer and everyone is mean to Kramer for the whole episode
Liam Sullivan
>I’m not a racist Jerry that’s what’s so insane about this!
>Who is this?
Adrian Carter
they should just hire james deen to do a full series on the porn parody.
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Easton Sanchez
Genius. And there's a mix up where Kramer goes on David Letterman to apologize.
Matthew Jones
Anyone who seethes too much is unfunny, right or left. Also a lot of them are kids and/or stupid