Tfw I drew dicks all the time as a kid just like Jonah Hill's character in Superbad

i saw porn for the first time around third grade, when i was at a friend's house, just me and him having a slumber party. this was back when there was porn on tv after dark. his mom was a nurse and worked nights, and the babysitter had gone home. some girl from the neighborhood who didn't care. i remember sitting on the couch with him, him pressing the buttons on the remote to switch back and forth between hardcore porn and some cartoon network show or whatever. alternating between disgust and curiosity.
i remember the scene, some girl was squatting over a guy outside and pissing in his face, then he finger fucked her.
i started drawing vaginas after that, and tits
one time in school i was drawing during recess, and a bunch of the other kids started gathering around me, gawking at my crude vagina closeups. most of them probably had no idea what they were, but i'm sure they recognized the tits and the spread legs
a teacher came and literally dragged me by the ear to go see the principal

today, decades later, i have a crippling porn addiction. i have genuinely given up combating it.

it is what it is

When I was a kid, my mom and I often visited my great grandma who was a polish catholic old lady. My mom and her usually drank tea while I was drawing animal farms and shit.
One day I don't know what the fuck happened to me, I drew a naked woman with a dick and offered it to my great grandma. I was maybe like 5 or 6 and had no idea what a pussy looked like but I already knew about tits.
I basically offered a drawing of a tranny to my polish grandma.

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The former is a product of the latter.

>you ever seen a pussy just by itself? Not for me
This line was so evident when I first googled pussy pics when i was 12. Shit looked so alien to me

I drew a lot of horses with huge dicks. I saw a horse with an erection as a kid and just started drawing them like that, I guess I assumed it's a normal thing.
Must have been awkward as fuck for my relatives, but I did draw A LOT of horses with huge dicks.

Every book that included illustrations had a dick drawn on each one, and if it didn't you added it yourself.

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One time in 5th grade I drew people having doggystyle sex on a piece of paper and I dropped it without realizing and a girl tapped me on the shoulder and was like "OMG user look what I found that someone drew!" and I was like "woah dude that's crazy!" lol

Tyler?

I liked to draw bloody battle scenes with lots of guts and amputations

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why does he look like a chud

poor pra babcia

moj boze......

I had a friend who would put tootsie rolls on his toy horses and pretend to suck them off. He would laugh hysterically and I would just try to ignore it and keep playing Conquers Bad Fur Day

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>saw porn at a young age
>porn addict now
I saw hardcore pornography at 7, prolapes, weird machines that pinched women's nipples and niggers fucking Asians. The fat dude who worked for my dad left the computet unprotected and I saw it. A few days later my dad caught trying to acces a porn website, the computer froze on me and the page wasn't even loaded yet, all you could see was a big dick in a dick enlargement pill ad. He gave me a sermon but coudn't hide how proud he was, he told all his friends about it.

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I just love the way this stupid fucking faggot laughs at his epic wojack. It really shows the type of people that find that garbage funny

>be like 9 years old
>older brother would cartoon draw dicks with his friend just like this movie, only this was years before this movie came out
>they would show me and I thought it was the funniest thing I ever saw
>I decided to draw penises myself and give them little personalities
>was at my grandparents one day, my grandma is very Christian
>was drawing and coloring in a room she had setup for the grandkids
>I decided to draw some penises and tried to make them as funny as possible because I wanted to show them to my brother
>drew like 6 good dicks, with veins and everything, some long, some soft, some with big balls some with little balls, (looking back Holy shit my little brother and I had perverted little minds)
>grandma called me in for lunch
>oh shit
>was worried if I left my drawings just sitting here she'd find them
>decide to fold up the paper and hide it
>trying to figure out where I should hide it
>see my grandma has a vase
>put my folded up paper of penis drawings under the vase
>the vase is now Elevated up off the table its sitting on, it's obvious it's not sitting quite right
>my 9 year old brain is too dumb to think twice about it
>leave to go have lunch
>end up doing something else after lunch
>completely forget about my drawing hiding under the vase
>remember later that day to go grab it from her under vase
>its gone

What do you think my grandma thought when she looked at it? Do you think she thought I was touched in the head or something?

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For me it was dicks and swastikas

My whole family went on vacation once, grandparents, aunts, uncles, etc. My grandma was a strict catholic. Well I asked her if she had paper that I could draw on and she gave me a little notebook. I took it to the room I was staying in and drew a bunch of naked women. I was going to rip them out and throw them away to hide the evidence when I was done but I forgot about it and left it laying there. She eventually went looking for her notebook and found it and got it back. She never said anything about it but the rest of the trip she was acting weird towards me and I didn't realize why until I remembered and pieced together what happened.

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its really based how he smirks at the wojack, shows how chad wojack enjoyers are

No, I would draw dicks on other people's property to annoy them, including using my phone to print dicks on the principal's office via wi-fi

>What do you think my grandma thought when she looked at it?
Maybe she masturbated watching the dick pics?

I used to draw panties and sexy female outfits. Then I started drawing the female/venus symbol over and over obsessively, eventually even all over my assignments like quizzes and such until my teacher told me to stop. Later on I ended up as a tranny. Somehow I became more obsessed with slutty and sexy clothes than the actual girls wearing them and went haywire from there.

I once visited my uncle and aunt's place out in the country. We were about to leave to head home when I needed to use the bathroom so I asked my cousin and he pointed me to the bathroom. I had severe diarrhoea and destroyed the toilet but it wouldn't flush, after washing my hands I went asked to ask my aunt and she said the toilet was broken and couldn't be flushed. So in the end I left my bomb there and just went home and none of them mentioned it to me.

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>swastikas
I got picked up early for drawing that shit with another kid lol

Only if you're a fag

Kek, I did that once at my grandparents but they called on the phone when we got home and yelled at me.

One teacher that was a jew once saw one drawn on one of the desks and he flipped his shit, he spent the entire class ranting about how idiotic it is that people draw swastikas instead of giving teaching the material he was supposed to show us that dau.

Why are we so many here who drew dicks as kids?

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>drawing futa
>giving it away for free

There's starving artists on twitter you sick fuck!

kek i remember being at a birthday party once as a kid. i randomly went into a bedroom in their house, went under a bed and drew swastikas under the boards with a black crayon. probably a good 100 of them
i wonder what they'll think when they have to move the bed, maybe they already have.

Me when I see an ACK thread

This is the guy telling you you'll never be a woman.

A broken clock is right twice a day

Kek, we had similar situation at my middle school when we were drawing tanks on the chalkboard and a Paki kid drew a tank with a swastika on it. Our Jewish teacher completely spazzed out and wouldn't teach until the kid who did it came forwards. Pretty sure he even called his parents about it too

you're in deep shit mr. cyzekweyzdkzi

From like age 5 to age 9 or 10 I used to draw dicks on all the women in my Mom's underwear catalog. It freaked her out but she was a terrible disciplinarian and I just kept doing it anyways.

Now I like futa, but only futa on female. Futa on male or futa on futa both gross me out.
Trannies are also fucking nasty and need to be hung from the nearest lamp post.

I would hide it so I didn't caught. The teachers started to freak out about rising antisemitism in school as swastikas started to be seen everywhere (on lockers, toilet walls etc) but the only people who got busted were brown kids so they didn't get into trouble. One of those brown kids would do the hitler salute instead of raising his hand normally everytime he had a question.

>One of those brown kids would do the hitler salute instead of raising his hand normally everytime he had a question.
That's a running joke among edgelords everywhere. In my high school we had this Russian kid who would always wear combat boots and would clack them together and do the Roman salute when answering a question.

>the chad wojack drawer
>the virgin "i'm going to whip out my phone from somewhere in back of class without saying a word to anyone and take a tiktok of it instead of asking what he's drawing"

The bottom line is you better be able to draw a good cock, user.

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we also had a kid like this at our school. once he opened the door to our class room during class, came in and yelled heil hitler, then ran away snickering.

the lads

I drew epic stick figure fights. Whole battles and sieges and shit.

It makes sense when you think about it. Teenage boys think edgy as possible=funniest shit ever so when you present the holocaust as the ultimate evil they will get their kicks out of mocking it. We had this geriatric Jewish teacher and there was a running joke about doing the nazi salute whenever she turned her back on the class, whoever could keep it up longest before getting caught won.

Checked. Oh yeah me too. I would erase parts of them and then redraw them when stuff happened. Like someone threw a grenade at a wall, I'd erase the wall and draw it crumbled apart. So it'd be a sandbox simulation with all the different characters attempting to kill each other.

ur a faggot if you did it on YOUR books and notebooks but ur a based comedy king if u did it on other people's stuff.

Me and my friends used to do stuff like this with drawn pokemon battles because our school didn't allow videogames and it was way before smartphones were a thing

I would draw dicks, swastikas and slurs everywhere, piss on the walls and shit on the bathroom without flushing, destroy the desks, put shit on top of the ceiling fan, steal school supplies, install all kinds of malware on the school's computers and a bunch of other shit that I don't even remember, fuck high school

Based, handed one for a project where you had to use the outline of your hand to draw something so I turned it into a battlefield with loads of blood
Wonder what the teacher thought, got a 14/20

in middle school i would crawl into the air ducts and place a punctured milk carton there on the last day of school before summer. three years in a row, different ducts. no one knew who it was but it stunk every year when we got back. you'd think janitors would notice it during summer, at least after the first or second time, and remove it before the school opened. but no.

When the first Harry Potter movies came out I used to draw detailed sex scenes with the main characters, all of them had disproportionately large penises. Me and the lads would pass the drawings around and giggle like schoolgirls.
In eight grade I got into trouble because I drew a caricature of my art teacher. We were constantly drawing and shading fucking cubes and I got tired of it so on the drawing he had a big square head and his penis was also square shaped. It was so good he recognised himself kek

based me

i remember drawing a lot of detailed dicks when i was around 8-10 or so. my mom freaked out and thought i had been molested. to this day i don't remember why i did it, there was just something appealing about it.
classic agp move

how can one man be so fucking based?

Many kids did at school but I always hated vulgarity so I hated the kids who did this.

Lot of based lads in this thread
For me, it was drawing cute cats, dogs and birds with huge human dicks. I drew them on school tables using tipp-ex.

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