With China becoming more important part of international box office, when are we getting adaptation of this kino?

With China becoming more important part of international box office, when are we getting adaptation of this kino?

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What is it about?

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It's already been adapted
Watch Wandering Earth

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It doesn't sound very cinematic

Theirs a Chinese movie that's going to be released sometime soon. trailers are out. It looks terrible.

There's a Netflix adaptation being made by the guys who did Game of Thrones so it will probably be terrible too.

The novel itself has some interesting high concept sci-fi ideas, but is pretty bad, filled with terrible one note characters and everyone just shits out exposition to explain the high concept idea's.

Aliens, but instead of probing your anus all alien civilizations are so afraid of one another that they shoot planet killers as soon as they find out that there's aliens somewhere.

This website has become such an overmoderated low effort pile of shit that I started using reddit. I've been off Yea Forums for two weeks now for the first time in 16 years. Reddit is broken at the moment so I had to come back. I really wish Yea Forums hadn't turned out this way, but it's unusable now. And fuck your shitty chink book OP, the shilling for ching chong authors and this series especially has been so blatant for over a year now. You're a buck toothed dog eating tiny dicked yellow faggot. China isn't going to magically prevail out of the imminent global economic destruction and you slant eyed midgets suck at war. Your arsenal is nothing compared to the USA. Kill yourself Chang. OOOOOOOOOORA I MAKE ROTS OF FAKURA MONEYURU ME BUYARU PROPERTYARU I CAN'TA DEFENDA

The Chinese really are the dumbest motherfuckers in the entirety of history. Here are a couple of examples of why.

>Mao sees birds eat grains
>he tells 1 billion Chinese to kill all the birds in China so that the birds won't eat their grains anymore
>1 billion Chinese kill all the birds in China
>with no more birds, the insect population explodes in China
>the insects eat all the grains
>45 million Chinese starve to death
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_Campaign

>Mao needs steel to make buildings
>he tells 1 billion Chinese to stop farming and working, and instead to melt down all their metal to produce steel
>1 billion Chinese gather every single piece of metal in sight, including farming tools, pots, and pans
>1 billion Chinese chop down every single tree in sight to fuel the furnaces, and even tear down their own houses to provide more wood
>in the end, 1 billion Chinese produce millions of tons of useless pig iron that is completely unusable
>1 billion Chinese now have no homes to live in, no tools to use for farming, no pots to cook food, no wood to heat the pots, and no food to eat because the insects helped themselves to it with no birds to worry about
>40 million Chinese starve to death
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Leap_Forward

Just take off, and nuke China from orbit. Only way to be sure.

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Will the chinese send in aid to the russians for their eastern invasion of ukraine?

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>chinese have their own version of SETI
>they manage to establish contact with aliens at alpha centauri
>its trinary star system with unpredictable orbits
>because of this aliens (trisolarians) live in extremely harsh environment with stable and chaotic eras and its only a matter of time before their planet is destroyed
>chinese scientist betrays humanity because commies killed her dad and other stuff and reveals earths location
>there is also a large amount of traitors on earth that use vidya that simulates trisolaris to recruit

chinese century

stop sperging out and derailing thread mutt, it isnt anyone fault you live in collapsing non-white shithole

and it was hot dogshit with terrible CGI

I thought the effects were great.
youtube.com/watch?v=_lsOwtKNsAA

>china
>relevant
>ever
Even when they fund a Hollywood movie you can tell just by how cheap and shitty it is. Japan can sell westerners Anime all day and we eat it up, but westerners can sense Chinese fakery and don't like it. We only like it when it means cheaper products.

>The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989
>The Tiananmen Square Massacre
What happened here in 89??

You got banned on r/worldnews, didn't you? Be honest, it happens to the best of us.

>going to leddit
You know what doesn't happen to you? Having sex. Ever.

I'm approaching grand-wizard status, my power can not be denied!

you probably came here from le reddit and turned this place into the shithole it is now, lets be honest

reddit's back up bros, we can leave this shithole to the tryhard zoomlets who think they're epic doing the Yea Forums

Chinese incel, I wish I was kidding.

nothing

Terrible movie. Seemingly the short story it's based on is much less retarded.
The sex crime hapa Aussie was funny though, I guess.

Netflix are doing an adaptation, Dan and Dave are the showrunners and they cast a handful of ex-GoT actors

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soon, will not be good

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that's a different story from the same author tho
davids from GOT are doing it now. It's already casted.

What I hate most is that people who recommend this book describe it as 'Hard Science' when it's fantastical in every way possible. Also the story is so poorly thought out.

>they cast a handful of ex-GoT actors
wtf, 99% of the book are chinese characters

youtube.com/watch?v=qqK2oDPzfx4

isnt it already on it's way?

Stupid shit.

there's plenty of cinematic moments in the books.

BAAAAAAAAASED

It's a mixed cast, there are some Chinese actors included
The show has 14 executive producers, including Rian Johnson and Brad Pitt

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A dude banging two Asian chicks at the same time.

The world is overpopulated. He didn't kill enough Chinese.

Reading the Wikipedia plot description of this retarded shit gave me cancer.

The ending was absolute dogshit
The whole sequence of the giant but also tiny 200 dimensional computer was utter garbage
I hope they change that in the adaptation

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This is his second hundred million dollar blockbuster
I think we could start saying that of all of them Sam Tarly is shaping up to have the best post-GOT career, even if it took him a while
I guess Robb is doing OK

I am from China. Nothing you type here will get my internet disconnected you American dogs

explain why

That's why you don't read a wikipedia plot synopsis. You robbed yourself.

I heard they moved the cultural revolution part to the beginning of the book when it was translated, but I wonder how it was in Chinese, because Part 1 is boring, and I wish it was at the end of the book. The way it is in English, you get introduced to Ye Wenjie too early, and you think she will be the main character. Part 1 is just a detour that would have worked much better as a revalatory ending.

It's just really, really dumb and convoluted.

I didn't rob myself of anything. I wasn't going to watch some dumb Chinaman shit anyway.

He avoided himself getting cucked by chink censors by putting the culture revolution stuff in the middle in original

How is it convoluted? And you didn't even read the book. It might sound convoluted from Wikipedia.

thought they cancelled it because the author's track record of shitting on muh heckin uighurs

Dune would seem extremely convoluted if you just read a wikipedia summary lmao

I only remember the chink loli
og story is fantastic though

Alot of chinking about

Expected from a reddit tourist, just go back to your gay ass 'community'

the cultural revolution is acknowledged by the Chinese government, they hated that shit too.

>Reading the Wikipedia plot description

book sucks
>here's a bunch of scifi bullshit that I talk about in depth use big word to make it sounds smarterer
>oh btw here's your story lol aliens and cut boat in half

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There is basically no way this ever gets a good adaptation but I would like to see the effects shot of the Trisolarian probe annihilating the UEG Space Force fleet.

absolutely awful books sprinkled with some interesting ideas. but the prose, dialogue, characters and plot are just comically bad. i could never understand how the woke western sci-fi elites could praise this shit, maybe just because the writer isn't a white man. my favorite part is the second book where the main character invents an innocent young(this is emphasized over and over again) waifu in his imagination and then the government gets him one in real life to make him cooperate. page after page full of him going on imaginary dates with his imaginary childlike waifu. reads like a parody.

you got filtered

>page after page full of him going on imaginary dates with his imaginary childlike waifu
sounds absolutely based as hell

>state provided gf
based chinks

nah. it's just golden era sci-fi written by a chinese man. thje problem is that shit like the foundation books were written almost a century ago, which makes it much easier to excuse the weak parts.

It's Chinese Blood Meridian

Literally about several women dooming all of humanity several times over the span of multiple centuries in comical fashion. It's therefore completely unadaptable in its original form for a Western audience.

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this shit is way beyond me im a simple man with simple pleasures in books.

>How is it convoluted?
I'm not writing a book report for you. Read the plot synopsis. Horrendously convoluted and also incredibly stupid.

>whining about people who don't waste their time on trash movies and TV shows

I read the fucking book, I don't need to read a wiki like a spaz. Also, you couldn't write a book report, because you haven't read it. It's not convoluted, it's actually very straighforward. It is a mystery, but not a convoluted one.

>Govt waifu delivery
I'm pretty sure this is some weird Chinese cultural trope that was lost in translation. The waifu being "found" although her appearance or traits were never described to anyone and only existed in the protagonist's mind is just too absurd compared to the rest of the book.

Jewmanity deserved it. Literal fucking limpdick queers in the Solar System who sabotage every single attempt to secure their future

>Gets hired as a wildcard against the Trisolarian invasion
>Shirks this responsibility completely and lives like a NEET in the middle of nowhere on welfare bucks from the government and gets them to provide his ideal waifu irl because they can't turn him down

Luo Ji was literally /ourguy/

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