ITT: Films that are impossible to watch or download anywhere

I finally saw this on an imported Belarussian laserdisc last year. All the rumours about it are true.

found this is 2 seconds

Upload it, we're not in secret clubs

Metkoub my love, intermezzo: released at Cannes but never distributed. It features a 15 min cunnilingus scene with Ophelie Bau.

At least give us the name of the website so we can find it on our own. Or is it a private tracker? In that case, hook us up with an invite common bro.

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dumb frogposters deserve no help.

wheres the pussy eating scene?

Ripe.

It is an Australian movie and was only ever released on VHS. To date it has never been released on DVD or Blu-Ray.

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Fuck you for making me remember this even exists.

Pig (2011)
The official website still exists and you can apparently buy the movie on there, but I'm not going to enter my card details into that unsecured shit. There are no working torrents I can find.
I just want to rewatch this, it's been on my mind for years now.

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GIB TORRENT TO OP MOVIE!!!!!!!!!

This is on UK Netflix, fuckhead

No it's not. Fake news

Gods Behaving Badly (2013). Based on the novel of the same name. It was filmed and stills from the movie are available but remains unreleased to this day.

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Last and First Men

Maestro (1999)
and any other Czech movie

sent ;)

Archival footage of OP losing virginity to a woman [unknown year] has been impossible for me to find, I've been searching for years

samefagging, but damn, pic related is a way more sovlfvl poster
>it's another greenscreened man with gun, and some special effects that have nothing to do with the film NTSC poster
why are americans like this?

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Took like 2 seconds to find
bitchute.com/video/rqQwzipSr9HP/

it's on private trackers

seems to be on amazon

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too bad I don't have a time machine to go sign up 10+ years ago when they all stopped accepting new accounts

didn't the dvd screeners for that leak years ago?

>why are americans like this?
We may never know.

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I had a Cinematik account in college. I can't believe I let it lapse.

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Yes, they did. I saw it when someone uploaded it to YewChewbe. Don't want to give anything away for anyone who hasn't seen it yet, besides the fact I didn't see anything in it once that warranted its overreactionary yanking from theaters.

That's it
I'm playing 3.99€ to rent a digital movie for 48 hours
This is what you did

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Sweetwater (1988)

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It sucked, no real sex scenes

>The film featured a 13-minute unsimulated sex scene where actress Ophélie Bau receives oral sex from actor Roméo de Lacour and is brought to orgasm. Shortly before the film premiered at Cannes a report broke that Kechiche pressured the actors involved to consume alcohol to finish the scene despite their reluctance to do so.[7] Bau attended the premiere of the film but left before the screening and did not attend a press conference for the film. In 2020 she revealed that she refused to attend the screening because she had requested Kechiche allow her to view the sex scene in question at a private screening before the film was publicly shown, a request which he denied.[8]

NVM, found it.

theres a shitty VHS rip

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It's not in the final cut, literally just watched it

It's in the sequel, Intermezzo, which has never been released

What site is that

eyelet
literally never heard of it before I hope it's not a scam lol

Give me a few minutes

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I'm aware

Bless you user

mega.nz/file/PF9EATgK#ZrMXAm2NlD0dbSdIY6cJJ8XctJQ_7_EqVN7XfaRTLuk

You're a lifesaver user, just saved me 4 eurobucks

all the movies mentioned here are available on private trackers

Based

and private trackers are extremely hard to get an invite to, usually

you can just ask, user

The films of Mathew Barney

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cant believe its been 12 fucking years

Cremaster Cycle is on PirateBay

>Winner best film Hollwood.

what the point of keeping files private?
just fucking share.

No its not, the full circle is like 7 hours, TPB only have 40 min.

based, only gonna watch this because the OP girl looks very cute desu

>wants to have sex with family members
what the fuck is wrong with white people