>As the Cannes Film Festival will announce its Official Selection on Thursday, Variety is starting to get a slightly clearer picture of what 75th edition will look like, though fewer titles than usual have leaked. Led by Cannes’ artistic director and general delegate Thierry Fremaux, the selection committee has been flooded with late submissions and is now in the thick of deliberations.
>Most surprisingly, according to two well-informed sources, there will even be a David Lynch feature film which has been completely off the radar and stars Laura Dern — either as a cameo or a supporting role — along with some other Lynch regulars.
I don't want to see Laura Dern again, she's a feminist!! :(
Ryan Hill
oh boy i can't wait for a bunch of lazy "dream-like" imagery and an incoherent plot
Gavin Phillips
kinda miss when lynch made movies about men and more masculine themes (eraserhead, lost highway, wild at heart), feels like the past 15 years of his career has been mostly about female protagonists
Cooper Rodriguez
This was rumoured few days ago. Allegedly he shot something in Washington in post apocalyptic nature. Then another rumour is he has been working in LA studios since 2020. Might be something from Unrecorded Night/Wisteria project. Kino inbound.
Jose Bailey
No no no, you just didn’t get it. You see, David Lynch is a genius and everything he does is genius and you just didn’t get it because you don’t understand how genius he is because you just didn’t get the line about the chicken walk and how it relates to losing innocence because he is a genius and you didn’t get it.
Kevin Torres
This could be his last kino bros...
Lucas Ramirez
LYNCHED
Asher Collins
DAVID LYNCH THEATER PRESENTS: David Lynch's Weather Report: The Movie (2022)
Alexander Turner
Variety, as per the entertainment press standards, is late and the article is incomplete-- Amand Seyfried and perhaps Naomi Watts are also rumored to star in the movie.
i wonder what the fuck is going on with this film, why is there no promotion? is it going to be twin peaks s3e17 in terms of budget? did he fund it himself? what the fuck david
Daniel Rivera
oh boy, I can't wait for some $1000 budget flick filmed on a shitty camcorder again.
Ethan Ramirez
it's going to be the Inland Empire remaster probably
I still can't quite wrap my head around just how it's 'remastered', it was shot on digital SD, printed onto 35mm that they're restoring in 4k then downscaling again or some shit??
Adam Scott
don't give a fuck, geriatric made one good flick in his life
Jaxson Wood
No. It's a new feature. Not a remaster that's been playing in theaters.
David Lopez
id fucking love that dude
Blake Butler
You bastard, I hope not
Owen Bennett
You can simply not watch. Btw it’s title is “Twin Peaks:Redux” and both Kyle and Sheryl co-star. It’s set in the alternate universe so is accessible to new viewers who crucially don’t need to know the full lore. It’s his swan song and it’ll be incredible.
Sebastian Collins
AI upscale of the original
Brody Perry
He's repurposed the TV series he was trying to make into a feature film like he did with Mulholland Drive and Inland Empire. Last I heard "Unrecorded Night/Wisteria" starred Harvey Keitel and Terrence Stamp as two old men who live far from each other yet have a mysterious connection.
Camden Kelly
>i wonder what the fuck is going on with this film, why is there no promotion? Because the promotion won't begin until the Cannes lineup is officially revealed. You must be new to arthouse kino.
Kevin Garcia
This comment is 100% fabricated.
Aiden Gonzalez
Well if you can believe it, it’s not.
Brayden Richardson
i believe that you've forgotten to take your pills today.
better than nothing, i was prepared for twin peaks part 2 to be his last
Chase Price
It's gonna be the pilot episode of Wisteria
Daniel Lewis
I got to see the Inland Empire remaster yesterday. Seeing it at the cinema is an awesome experience. Check it out if you can.
Lincoln Richardson
I hope its real, but I'm also fucking terrified. I don't know if he's still got it in him, and I don't want to remember him for a final failure after the kino that was The Return.
Do I have to watch all episodes of Weather Report to fully understand this movie?
Ethan Walker
Nothing will make you fully understand this movie
Joshua Lee
wtf i hate lynch now
Ethan Wilson
He had to do it because of the persecution attempts in contemporary Hollywood, he simply did it to get rid of unhinged hypocrites pestering him
Matthew Davis
Twin Peaks: The Return and Inland Empire were both shit.
And this is coming from someone who loves Twin Peaks and Mulholland Drive, so I’m not very optimistic at this point.
And yeah, not surprising, haven’t you seen that ridiculous forced dialogue in The Return where it focuses on an irrelevant drag queen from the first season that no one thought twice about, and David goes on his “I told them to het a heart or die” speech? Pathetic. No one cared, why make it a point now? He also praised Trump and then immediately backtracked after he got backlash, nothing is sacred. This is a guy who squandered a once in a lifetime opportunity of having the same cast return after 25 years only to have half the characters show up for one scene and have our main character in a coma for over half the season to fill out runtime.
Daniel Baker
While he made himself the de facto main character I might add. Lynch is unfortunately out of touch, and that’s been made evident since the terrible production choices of Inland Empire and The Return, one is grainy 120p trash, and the other looks like a fucking college film/youtube video.
Robert Torres
>black peace no what did he mean by this?
Landon Morales
He singed that stupid petition to bail Roman Polanski out which is just more reason to hate him
