Were there really braces during the viking era?

>for intimidation
But it only makes me hornier

>for intimidation
"Woah, that guy looks like he just got done eating a big piece of shit. Better not fuck with him."

I mean, its that, cultural shit, or you think those are braces. Take your pick, but only one of them comes with a free helmet and bus pass.

>that guy looks like he just got done eating a big piece of shit
You get PTSD every time you accidentaly bonk the fork on one of your teeth, what makes you think you could last 5 seconds during an unironic fucking tooth-carving session lmao sissy

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Prime Basedjak material. Who makes those now that /qa/ is kaput?

Yes they were invented by the Vikings female black scientists in the 6th century.

you do

>this is what Snowniggers jerk off to

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>black vikings
I remember being a kid in the 90s, thinking the future would be so cool. What a fool I was.

Those aren't braces, retardo. Those are carvings on her teeth. I imagine it was added because some retard saw one of those Youtube videos that claim viking warriors traditionally carved their teeth because a handfull of corpses were found with those marks, even though there is no proof this was a widespread practice or that those were the corpses of warriors and not slaves.

why in fuck's name would that intimidate anyone?
just makes you look like a geek

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Because you live in a different era. You couldn't post on your enemies twitter account with pics of your dads gun collection. Your opening for intimidation was when the enemy first sees you. Like how the Maori warriors would tattoo their faces for intimidation, yet the barista that serves you at starbucks has just as many face tats. Even war dances were a thing, and i bet you are so badass that dancing doesnt scare you either? Wow its like you are from the future or something, if only you were around back in the day to inform the warriors that carved teeth are cringe. Imagine how many lives would of been spared :(

Some vikings used to out gold/silver in their teeth user. It was like jewelry for them.

man people in the past were pussies
no wonder swedes ended up the way they did

I am the only one who understands the joke in this hellish board full of unathletic nerds so I will give a (you). Also fuck England

People in the past were 10x harder than people of today. Bait, retard, it doesnt matter, just shut the fuck up. Imagine trying to act like you wouldnt shit your pants at a 250lb Maori warriors with fave tats doing a war dance before they attack you. Thats some pretty watch-out-we-got-a-badass vibes there kiddo.

hi joe rogan

Face it. He blew you the fuck out.

seeve guvna

>People in the past were 10x harder than people of today. Bait, retard, it doesnt matter, just shut the fuck up. Imagine trying to act like you wouldnt shit your pants at a 250lb Maori warriors with fave tats doing a war dance before they attack you. Thats some pretty watch-out-we-got-a-badass vibes there kiddo.

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to be fair a guy who eats pieces of shits like you for breakfast would be scary

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>bruh teeth carves aint no bussin cap fr fr

Yea he blew me right out of this thread, have fun bouncing your retarded screeches off each other now, because the actually historically informed user is leaving the zoomers to giggle.

I cut them with a pocket knife they die of infection two days later lol

Exactly. All that pain to look like an actual retard. The person you're trying to intimidate doesn't care how much your faggy body mods hurt.

Where is the lie lefturd?

You have been the retard by default here for believing vikings carved their teeth without any proof of it.

you said you were leaving

>war dance
Oooh, the proud and intimidating warriors are gonna fuck you up as soon as they get back from dance practice. lol

that’s Paul from the Wonder Years, brah.

No but they did have dollar bin contact lenses

>166405215
is this the Northman?

Undebunkable till this day

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>people in the past were 10x harder back then
>people in the past got afraid of tatoos and painted theets back then
Pick one please

Yes, they made them out of clay

Those aren't braces, they're notches carved into her teeth.

I don't think it was painful at all. Some were filled in with gold I bet it looked intense to see a guy all covered in metal with his teeth carved and filled with metal.

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>I bet it looked intense to see a guy all covered in metal
Wasn't this a time when people wore armor and helmets at war? Furthermore, when would you find the time to admire someone's teeth when you're dodging axes and trying to murder someone?

yes of course. they wore horned helmets with knight like visors blocking their face

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Concious reminder that genuine historic armour is so much cooler than any LARP shit hollywood puts together (and in many cases is even easier to make/make movie props of).

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i'm retarded for choosing fine chainmail and finely fitted scale armour as an example of "easy to make" stuff, but I meant as far as the helmets went, for the record.

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>viking barbarian savagery even reached the fucking Byzantine empire
I hate viking niggers so much bros.

Sweetie? are you ok?

>vikangz even reached muh byzanteens?!
user, vikangz were literally the praetorian guard of Byzantium.

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>Wasn't this a time when people wore armor and helmets at war?
I don't think you realize how poor NW Europe was at the time of Rome's collapse. To see a guy, a yuge guy, much less a group of them covered in mail and with kino helmets and swords would have been anything but the standard at the time. Incels harp on about the bad modern times but so many were just completely genetically replaced back then by tall rich moggers it's actually sad. But most Vikings were free men, middle class guys and unless they had a rich Chad leader they would have been scraping by with like leather covering and a shield, a seax, and ax and a spear, etc Only the most successful and rich could arm their men with a full suit of mail and a helmet, a sword, not even a great sword would cost like $25K so think of how many zoomers could afford that upfront in an age where credit wasn't a thing. Chainmail was far more expensive due to the labor intensive process.
>Furthermore, when would you find the time to admire someone's teeth when you're dodging axes and trying to murder someone?
They were doing other stuff besides just burying an axe in people's face. Trading, mingling with locals, to see a guy like that, especially as an unwashed Christian would have been quite the sight to behold.

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>part time dentists

They purposefully made the guy on left look like Ernest Borgnine. When will these medoids and literal jews stop LARPing as my ancestors?

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I thought vikings were blacks

>they die 2 days later
>meanwhile you got fucking destroyed there and then by them

>10/10 in Scandinavia

Don't forget those Varangian viking guards were so potent at fighting they broke a NORMAN CAVALRY CHARGE to the point they fled. Sadly they pulled a Hastings, got over extended then died.