Why do all other slashers pale in comparison to chad Jason?
Why do all other slashers pale in comparison to chad Jason?
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He attacks summer camps so you are basically promised slutty college girls in every movie.
>why does other mindless smut pale in comparison to my preferred mindless smut?
Watch real kino
>t. Fag who thinks movies are for art and not fun
Summer camp > suburbia
Its a major strength that the others just don't have
>why can't I just have fun filling my mind with shit?!?!
You will never be a man
Mega facts
>w-w-well you must be a tranny if we disagree!!!
Jason is a stupid shit bitch motherfucker, freddy beat him like shit in the Vs, fuck Jason, long live freddy
>I'm incapable of understanding who's arguing what!!!
Jason is shit, freddy is king
>I still continue to argue with someone who was never disagreeing with me in the first place!!
You prefer fred or jay ?
Jason is a douchebag
I prefer neither. The only slasher I've ever tolerated is Black Christmas. The original one.
Fuck Billy, Fuck Black Christmas ! Freddy would annihilate him in seconds, freddy is a kingpin !
Yes
stop posting cartoons on Yea Forums and grow up
Freddy has no movies except for the first one
Most wasted slasher ever
The only good movies in the Friday universe are Reboot and FvJ.
>he didn't like 2, 4, or 6
Sad life you live
part 4
part 6
He'd probably post here in between NEETing it up and killing roasties trespassing on his campground.
>NEETing
I wouldn't call him a NEET. more of a hermit or a farmer
The two most underrated Friday kinos
Still not a big fan of 7. It's ok but all of the characters suck. Jason is literally the only thing worthwhile in the movie and since the mpaa neutered the kills there's little left to enjoy
X is fun though
Jason is so good in that one it carries the movie just fine. Also there's good nudity. The censorship stops it from being god tier but it's still a really fun slasher
Jasonnigger FUCKING SEETHING over Michael's monstrous success. Looking forward to the bastardized entries you'll inevitably get? It wont be a real Friday movie, they'll be Friday the Cuckteenth, pale soulless imitators of what you once knew. But being Jasonfaggots, soulless imitation is something you're all too used to.
Watch black Christmas dark night of the scarecrow the town that dreaded sundown and prom night
>Michaelfag comes in crying
Shocker
>prom night
Sucked
More like incel Jason
SURREAL JASON POV MOVIE WHERE HE GOES AROUND CRYSTAL LAKE GARDENING AND FIXING UP BARNS AND KILLING SLUTS
DIRECTED BY PANOS COSMOTOS
>he doesn't know
Jason got laid twice in the series
I thought it was h20 but but the last thirty minutes really redeemed it, least suspecting guy was killer, voice was creepy, very minimum Curtis too
for me it's My Bloody Valentine
Pumpkinhead solos every single horror movie icon.
Here's some underrated Jason Kino youtube.com
imagine being such a brainlet that you need to mix entertainment and education. just read a book pseud
Ginny!
I watch both. My tastes tend towards highbrow art films and trashy schlock. The middling in between stuff is what interests me the least, though I like some of that too.
The only one where the killer is really noteworthy compared to Jason is Dark Night of the Scarecrow, and it's not quite a "slasher"
>I base my personality on Yea Forums infographics and memes about IQ
Seriously kill yourself, midwit.
That was a good mind fuck didn’t expect it, it gave me nightmare on elm street vibes, it’s most like zombie Jason I suppose
Nah, I just like movies
Why are there Buck 120s all over the covers of Friday the 13th movies but Jason never actually uses one?
Another one
scales better with the mask
Is this some fanfiction bullshit? The closest there ever would have been was a presumed sexual assault of a girl in pt 3... but nothing was confirmed at all.
As opposed to what a 119? He never uses either. I don't care what they use on the cover really In just want to see people get murdered with a beautiful made in the USA Buck 120 in a film that isn't Scream.
When?
I rewatched these movies for the first time in around 20 years last Halloween and man I never realized Jason just turns into a full on fucking zombies after the third or forth movie. What a weird series.
Because they lack the comfiness of the woods.
>2, 4, or 6
No part 3? Yeah it wasn't as great as part 2 or 4 but was pritty gud overall.
Nah. In part 2 some chick he kills' corpse up in Jason's cabin with different clothes on iirc, or maybe it's no clothes. Anyway it's clear Jason did something
there should be way more canon gay muscled jason.
perhaps the next movie should focus on this entirely
Yeah it was the sixth movie where they made Jason the immortal zombie so that they don't have to keep explaining how he comes back to life every time