Star Trek: The Next Generation

When does it get good?

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Season 1 Episode 5 desu

Season 3

>When does it get good?
S3

S1 sucks because it's the first season and that's typically how TV shows work
S2 sucks because no Dr. Crusher and I didn't care for her replacement

This picture is from Enterprise. I can tell by the chub

season 1 episode 1

Crusher fucking sucks
Wesley carries the early seasons

>her replacement
Gods I forgot about the hag

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Season 3.

But there are some gems in S2

>pisses all over your entire show

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shut up wesley

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don't talk shit about mai waifu

I honestly don’t get Pulaski hate

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Not until Enterprise when you get to see T'Pol's bajumbos

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I need more pics of the doctor

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She's a cunt.

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The Bynar episode from S1 was great.

he was kinda cute
a shame he became a basedboy

She was a massive cunt for no apparent reason to Dah-Tuh

that's gay user

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Please stay on topic.

S3 gets my vote, yeah. Season 1 plays almost like a soap opera (RLM said it best - a show in the 80s using scripts written in the 70s by guys who were born in the 40s), season two is better but still shaky, season 3 is where it finds itself.
Ironically, once roddenberry died the series (and honestly franchise) was all the better for it.

>When does it get good?
Season 8.

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I don’t know who that is and I’m afraid to ask

>She's a cunt.
I know and it makes my dingle tingle

this is the refugee hideout user

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Crusher is shit but her replacement was worse.

young wesley kinda looks like millie bobby brown

It is on topic, you moron. It's canon that Riker amplified T'Pol's jubblies for the holodeck program.

He's a special needs fan who used to run a fanfiction twitter with his caretakers help.

I think they were going for a "bones BUT A LADY" thing with pulasky but she just didnt fit. Crusher was kinda pathetic and her episodes were always kinda lame but that's offset by thebfactbthat gates mcfadden is fucking beautiful. Not sexy, per se, not hot, maybe not even especially pretty, but beautiful.

she is racist to king of the enterprise

Why didn't they just ban him from the holodeck?

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The world is not a nice place.
Everyone on the Enterprise walked on eggshells around Data. Pulaski showed up and helped him grow a spine by showing him that not everyone will always be nice to him, which was critical in the Maddox trial.
It was a nice arc. She did nothing wrong.

Why did he grow up to become a pathetic loser?

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I understand the intention, they were recycling Bones/Spock

I just dont think it worked

>bazinga
sigh

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He is the showrunner of Lower Decks, and he wrote a book about TNG season 8.

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a coomer denied his coom is a man with nothing to lose

Question, if you came inside someone in the Holodeck, does the cum just stay in there or is it able to automatically wipe down the loads?

I presume he's talking about his hairline because WHOAH NELLY

Troi knew he'd resort to rape if they did that.

why there are no human dwarf representation in TNG

Motherfucker literally has generalized anxiety disorder. You could literally diagnose his ass in the first episode he's in. It's why he can be confident in the holodeck - no consequences to weigh his mind down.
Barclay could have been perfectly normal with a minor anti-anxiety prescription, Or a shot or two before shift. Troi sucked at her job.

The midge who was originally cast in The Most Toys an heroed

I enjoyed a lot of season 2 episodes. A Matter of Honor, The Measure of a Man, Contagion, Time Squared, Pen Pals, Q-Who?, The Emissary, Peak Performance. So I guess that's a good place to start.

The ship cleans itself.
Warwick Davis should have starred in TNG desu

don't reply to them user.
just filter all that shitshows content and buzzwords

he's a lefty, he thinks that touching a woman is sexual assault but paedophilia is fair game.

The Measure of Man is retarded from a legal standpoint

in the future, they don't discriminate over mental diseases so they don't cure people with anxiety or balding, or trannies

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They talk about that (tangentially) in tng. Holodecks arent all just hard lught holograms or whatever, theyre also tied to the replicators, so the food/drink in them are real. Presumably your jizz gets recycled the same way the leftovers from any replicated meals would.

it's the future, their morality is on a different level
you wouldn't understand

“Where No One Has Gone Before” is early TNG kino.

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>your jizz gets recycled
I refuse to use any kind of replicator, ever, in this life AND the next

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Explain how.

why Geordi's eyes can't be restored
they managed more complex surgery than cloning his eyes

Dwarves are uncomfortable to look at and they take you out of the story. The scripts, the cast, the sets, and wardrobe are doing everything they can to convince you this spaceship and these people are real then out comes some three foot adult with the proportions of a fat child waddling into the bridge to look up at Picard. The story immediately loses all credibility and turns into a carnival freakshow attraction, then we're expected to carry on like nothing happened, like some magical creature from Middle Earth didn't just get lost on the way to Mount Doom and end up on the Enterprise. Horrible.

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Your jizz is just energy. You already eat food and drink water made from recycled waste.

Didn't the EMH create an eye for Seven?

doesn't he see more with his vizor than real eyes ever could

Pulaski wanted to do that. I honestly don’t know, if they can make holographic people, surely they can make holographic organs

>everything you eat was once litteral shit
I...

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there are trace amounts of rat shit and ground rat in almost all of the food you eat. at least when barclay jizzes in the holodeck, it is broken down to constituent atoms

test
does this work?

People can get laser surgery, or wear glasses and people still choose to wear glasses.

>holographic organs
But then he'd have to live on the holodeck for the rest of his life.

This.

>find a robot
>turing-capable
>seems to express his own desires and motivations
>robot wants to join starfleet
>not only that but enroll in officer school
>have a hearing and decide to let him in
>excells
>has a TWENTY YEAR CAREER in starfleet as an officer with a boatload of commendations before ever even setting foot on the enterprise
>is placed literally third in command of the flagship
>has been able to order people to their fucking deaths if necessary for decades
>"wait is he a person or not?"
You're absolutely 100% right. The question as to whether data was sentient was answered when they decided to give him a commission.

nice

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>Get judged by a godly entity
>Picard has his mind taken over
>repeat
does this stop after roddenberry?

Wrong, holographic emitters are a thing as of Voyager. And if they can replicate food, surely they can replicate organs.

you cannot transplant an entire eye

But not photon torpedoes

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But they're useless outside of the room they're installed in.

Its a bit more complicated than that. Your jizz and piss and shit are xonverted to pure energy and used in the EPS condiits of the ship. Your jizz and shit and piss and leftover ham sandwich and sweat stains from the uniform you wore on that away mission to the jungle planet are used everywhere in basically everything in the ship, from replicators to charging your PADD.

I meant mobile emitters, my bad.