What went wrong?

They didn't advertise it properly, I only became aware of it within the last couple of days of release. That's been happening a lot lately, it seems like only capeshit gets properly advertised and everything else is just abandoned. Almost like the studios want to kill off cinemas and just do releases via streaming services they own and get 100% of the profits from.

It was a fun movie though.

The moon would have been torn apart long before it reached the atmosphere

>me tired therefore movie bad
ok boomer

Good for a Lexus commercial

Lionsgate cant promote a movie to save their lives

Was veery boring. Should've cut half an hour of drama stuff if they want dumb action scifi movie

Lack of advertisement, plus people only want to see big budget action/disaster if it has their favorite heckin' superhero in it. For reference see this film and the failure of Michael Bay's newest film.

What this one if those Hollywood situations where a script was split between two studios? Seems too similar to Don't Look Up

Aayyyyy lmao origins certainly didn't help, but the main problem was that it was just another brainless disaster porn movie with the same old tired tropes.

Everything he said in that comment could have been gleaned just from watching the RLM video

Everything. Roland Emmerich wanted one last paycheck before he coasted off to retirement.

It needed the scene at the end where they save the planet and they start celebrating and the music swells and then it's crosscut with MORE scenes of people celebrating from around the world all gathered in front of their respective national monuments

It's starts out as believable and then gets batshit insane. Then you look at the time and wonder why or how there's still an hour left.
Could have kept the unbelievable shit, redid the ending for a better payoff and it might have saved it.
>This thing will never fly again
>Our ship is fixed and ungraded
Feels like they ran out of money and cut it short.

Majora's Mask did it better

>>the fucking moon scrapes the atmosphere of the earth
>Somehow satellite phones still work fine

SHIIIEEEEET MOONNIGGER WADUP?

It would still have killed all life.

The way you fix this film is simple. Have the moons orbit begin to decay very gradually (for some reason) and make the film about humans realising and scrambling to figure out how to get off earth and have just some humans survive and carry on post impact. Basically noahs ark 2.0. The film wouldn't be about dodging meteors and explosions, but instead facing the practical side of creating a plan and then implimenting it to save a select few, while everyone else is destined to die horribly.

moon

It's not a real moon

>No interracial couples
>No gays/lesbians/trannies etc.
How did this movie even get approved?

Emmerich is gay so he needs to infect every one of his movies with poz garbage. This movie is an allegory for the 80's AIDS epidemic, the moon is meant to be a San Francisco bathhouse and Halle Berry one of those drag queens who perform in gay clubs

People only care about disaster movies when they aren't constantly hearing about imminant crisis and disasters on the news constantly. After covid and now the Ukraine, who the fuck wants this? There's a reason spiderman did so well, its pure escapism. It would be the perfect time for a new star wars films if Disney hadn't simultaneously shat the bed already while oversaturating the market with nostalgia bait.

He already did that in one of his other films.

It's called Interstellar

There was 2012, but I'm talking about the idea being explored properly by a competent, grounded director and being the focus of the plot, rather than merely the background for the same ol' melodramatic cliche plot he always has.

Interstellar is the exact opposite of what I'm talking about. It skips over everything I'm talking about and just goes straight to planet hopping.

What I'm talking about is this:
The earth is about to be completely fuck in the near future (say a year).
Everyone knows and there's no way to hide it (ie the moons orbit is decaying).
How the fuck do you organise millions of people to work together to save a few? How do you prevent bitter people sabotaging your efforts? Money becomes meaningless overnight so saving the "rich" becomes pointless. Would brutal slavery be efforced to get what need to done completed in time? Would governments lead the efforts or would they immediately collapse? ... That's the kind of film I'm talking about and there's nothing like it, those sort of issues are just handwaved away.

what kind of brain damage do you suffer from?

well there was the netflix movie with leo

If the moon is a year away from a collision with earth there's nothing you can do and everyone will die.

this. a rock a few km in diameter is enough to end all human life. moon hitting the earth would break the entire planet i think

Nobody watched Midway.

Hollywood can't make that film, because all of the shitlibs/homeless would be the first to die, and the only people to survive would be all the people who own tons of guns, ammo, prepping supplies, and bomb shelters.

Would be a good book though.

>The moon would have been torn apart long before it reached the atmosphere

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No bomb shelter is going to save you from the moon.

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Faggy 90’s disaster movie released 23 years too late

speaking of the moon
youtube.com/watch?v=I9MZNEXrElw

Globohomo fucked the movie over because the fringe theorist is right in the plot.

>they would never be in IRL, like general of an army
except that actual secretary of defence is black

Just watch Don't Look Up.

>top NASA positions
half of nasa is pajeets who studied physics all their lives

Seethe and cope faggot, you KNOW I'm right. And I know you know

Nothing, it was a perfectly fun soft sci-fi film.

Nothing, it was fucking kino

I downloaded this yesterday. I was planning on watching it sometime this week.

Thank you for reading my post to completion.

Its a fun disaster film. Don't take it seriously and get your panties riled up lmao.

Its literally Chinese propaganda about how retarded and incompetent the US is. Literally made by Tencent. They've successfully made Chinese propaganda watchable to low iq Americans.

>doesn't know the difference between a military leader and a politician.
You know when your shitty country flips their leaders every 4 years, that doesn't happens in the military. new "generals" don't just get voted in

mfw I'm watching the RLM HitB review
Actually, I had already downloaded it and skimmed through it. It was stunning how idiotic the sci-fi elements are. Somehow even dumber than the hollow Earth shit in the last US / China Godzilla movie.

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>I didn't watch this movie, now here's my regurgitated opinion of it...
yawn

>Its a fun disaster film.
No it wasn't. It was a dour, idiotic mess. You could tell not a single person had any fun making it.

watched a bit of it, it's surprisingly poorly paced for an emmerich film and the actors all suck

good emmerich movies have good casts that can have fun with the material, we have halle berry and offbrand chris pratt

When the satanic alien serpent fires its star of david laser beam

that's something emmerich did with white house down too, the most obvious example is armageddon and deep impact and that was just a studio rivalry thing