You're 44 years old

Well in that case I hope you enjoy getting fucked anally by actual black men in prison.

How do you defeat him?

in 10 years yes

I ayn ga no mil no cookiz no nuffin

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Don’t molest. The one time I can name Chris “losing” the public support (in terms of the show) was because it was so obvious the “predator” was an extremely awkward 18 year old and the supposed victim was within range to have gone to the same high school with him

what case is this? statutory rape is fucking retarded.

youtu.be/aA30cz88eWE

It’s only a thing in the Anglo world too.

have a bunch of 14 to 16 'incels' keep showing up at the bait house.

Based. Hey, remember a journalist that was a fully grown man fired a gun and started crying?

I'm sure these laws were written by upset parents who had sluts for daughters; or they were mad that they couldn't do anything about a guy they didn't approve so they enacted these laws. Only America would you waste police resources by entrapping a teen for wanting to fuck another teen.

It’s why Romeo and Juliet laws were passed in most states. But that doesn’t apply to online activity or pornography laws. That’s why most fans were pretty irked by the episode.

Wear a Chris Hansen shirt on all of your trysts, if he catches you, expose your t shirt and pretend to be a super fan that couldn't find another way to meet your hero.

lmao you just KNOW this dude goes home and jerks it to lil girls allllll day long

Just say fuck and shit the whole time and they cant show you on american tv

This case is extremely egregious and calls into question the logic or rationale behind these laws. Chris Hansen is a literal fraud; he got charged with writing bad checks and misappropriating money. I'm surprised he's so shameless to get in front of a camera. But hey, gotta save the children.

You have a problem with cute, built good guys going to the beach, Hanson?

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The general rule is your own age divided by 2, plus 8.

If your girl is any younger than that number, everyone will regard you as a creepy pedophile even if she’s above 18

Yes but you will still be arrested, the t-shirt plan saves you from charges

So? Let em think I’m creepy. Still not going to stop fucking naive 19 year olds fresh on campus until I’m visibly too old to pull them

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do you work at a college? how do you fuck 19 year olds?

t. a soon to be 30 year old.

It would be pretty easy to get out of this with a slap on the wrist if you just keep your mouth shut and get a semi decent lawyer, but I guess if you had common sense to do that you wouldn't walk into an obvious trap like a retard

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Hell naw! I'm no gerontophile!
Kinda based, but why not 18 year olds?

Isnt it all entrapment anyway so you csnt be charged ?

here's that kid i was tellin you about

they've made exceptions for drugs and sex. Basically the fun things in life.

Let me put it this way.
In America, it’s pretty well known just how fucked up some of our sex offender laws are. We’ve all heard the horror stories of some teenager ending up on the registry because of an overprotective parent
The 16 year old and the 18 year old. The 16 year olds sexting. Et cetera.
The issue is that no one in congress wants to fucking touch those laws. No one wants to be known as the “easy on sex offenders” candidate. It’s too easy to set them up for some serious mudslinging. Megan’s Law was broken unfair garbage for over a decade before they finally added the “tiers” to the sex offender registry to stop conflating guys who got drunk and groped a chick at a party with child molesters.

I live in a reasonably nice condo above the bar district which is only about a 15 minute walk from the nearby campus. So you get a lot of students coming down for drinking and clubbing. You go with a friend or two, invite a group of girls back to the condo, they’re all impressed that you’re not a broke student who smokes too much weed and doesn’t clean their bedsheets. Find one in the group who you’re vibing with and done. Frankly it’s a lot easier now at 28 than it was as a student in my teens and early 20s. Im much more confident having a good job and a reasonably nice place to live. I also have a bit of a baby face and my hairline is still young looking so I don’t look like these girls dads. You can still make it work if you do, I have a friend who does, but he just has to go for the girls with daddy issues.

I imagine this is much much harder anywhere not near a college or university. Most of the girls under 22 haven’t lived enough to see red flags or make good choices yet, so you really don’t need to be Don Juan to pull. A lot of them haven’t ever been asked out face to face. Zoomers do everything through DMs, so a lot get really smitten by someone physically approaching them and cracking a few normie jokes with a modicum of confidence. Like all things though, don’t be overly fat and be well groomed.

What if she notices my weird balls

lol my uncle married my aunt due to age of consent laws. Still married fifty years later.

>don't be overly fat
The advice that humbled Yea Forums

Oh also, lie and say you’re as young as you can pass as. I say I’m 24 and just graduated, working for the govt usually. That’s a pretty important part of the strategy.

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>supreme.findlaw.com/legal-commentary/the-jerusalem-rape-by-deception-case-can-a-lie-transform-consensual-sex-into-rape.html
user lying to women to fuck them is rape now.

I know a guy in his late 20s that calls his dad "daddy". And hes not southern, do its not some regional dialect thing no one calls their parents that past first learning how to talk

Thanks, user. You're living the life -- the life I want to live. I'll do my best to emulate you.

No one should be denied teen pussy because they're too old for it now. If I was forced to date my age (30 year olds) I'd fucking shoot myself. People really don't understand until they get older.

>stop raping college girls

No

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>Actively admitting the part where you’re targeting girls who can’t see the red flags or see through your bullshit
Points for honesty, I guess? So many people on here like to pretend that anyone that objects to this shit is a jealous older womam

almost like this premise has been done before - and better.

>The general rule is your own age divided by 2, plus 8.
You're a fucking moron

They're usually the loudest voices though. Fat old feminists try to dictate to younger girls how to behave and what their standards of dating should be like. Meanwhile, they haven't been wanted/pursued in 20-30 years. No one glanced at them in a public venue... What business do they have telling young girls what to do? Fuck off.

Im honestly surprised not one of them got violent.
A few got pissed and made half-assed attempts to swat at the camera but not once did someone pull out a gun or just go fucking apeshit

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It’s also easy to tell those ladies apart from the rest of the crowd though.
I feel like you guys are willfully ignorant of what people are actually concerned about. There’s a huge difference between someone in a relationship with an age gap and someone who actively seeks out the age gap because they want someone they can easily manipulate.
Back in the day it was the duty of the father to tell that guy to fuck off. These days we leave it to social shaming

well one guy committed suicide while they were there which is what ended the show

Yeah, it's your age divided by 8,plus 2

no, you're thinking of reddit here

Goodnight Yea Forums

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Ok, but what if I'm a 30 year old NEET with no money that still lives with his mom. Hypothetically speaking of course.

There is no father in the picture, usually, for those girls who go with an older guy. If they make a conscious choice to go with a better status male who can take care of himself and her -- who isn't pimple-faced/baby-faced, and emotionally a manchild, then it can be argued that it's a net benefit for the girl. She got what was missing from her life (an older male to help guide her through life and she's being taken care of sexually and emotionally).

If I decide to hook up with a 19 year old at age 30, and no crime is committed, then it's no one's business and I'm completely unapologetic about it. So keep your shaming to yourself...

Look like Chad and use your mom's credit card.

A serious answer is that you stop being a manchild. At 30, women will have adult expectations for you. You should have adult expectations for yourself. Loser.

Okay then, allow me to ask this.
Do you enter these with the intent of staying with her as she ages? Actually trying to see where a relationship goes?
If the answer is no. Then I’m gonna keep fucking shaming because you’ve already admitted that the goal here is to find someone too young and inexperienced to realize when you’re manipulating them.if you literally enter this shit with the intent of being a heart breaker, you’re scum. At that point it’s the business of her friends and family to step in and protect her from someone who is simply playing with her emotions.