The curse of bad videogame movies has been broken!

The curse of bad videogame movies has been broken!

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Well, would you believe it!

It's almost as if keeping the characters true to their original interpretation is what the fans want???

Fucking anomaly in Hollywood today

can't think of many bad video game movies. maybe bloodrayne 2 and 3. those are pretty ass. 1 is classic tho

>It's almost as if keeping the characters true to their original interpretation is what the fans want???

damn, bro, nothing pisses me off more than game movies/shows that "only took inspiration from the source material" and then we get fucking shit like HALO, filled with things that are literally the fucking OPPOSITE of what the games had.

well yes, user.
i think you picked the wrong image, though.

I think that's better way doing things. Take setting and characters but with new twist. Adds to the experience because you won't know exactly what happens. It's like expansion pack in a way

since 2 years actually

>HASH-TAG GADGETRON

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Really upset me with ratchet and clank movie. All they had to do was follow the plot of the first game and they'd have an anti capitalist/corporation message. Hero learning to stop being selfish. Could maybe give qwark a redemption

>I think that's better way doing things.

thats the single worst possible thing you can do.

>a new twist! a new take! expectations subverted!

make a new show and call if something different, then.
>what if lord of the rings was made in 2022
>everybody is a trans woman now! and the ring is actually.... a shoe! and the shoe was made of.... plastic! because climate change is bad!

fuck off.

He’s right and no amount of söyfacing will change that.

ah, i forgot about american posters.
listen here eternally butthurt little american hobbit.
the funny orange man has been canceled years ago, why are you trannies still crying about him?

the entire fucking planet is taking the piss out of you dumbass american motherfuckers.

>Still obsessed with him two years after leaving office
>Thinking politics has anything to do with getting tired of stale bullshit tropes in movies
I don’t know whether to laugh at you or get irritated with you. You are completely incapable of thinking apolitically on anything and it’s mentally destroyed you.

I want to assrape Tails

They truly showed us the way

Shadow being voiced by Matt Damon in the third one is what the fans want, I swear Paramount.

>keeping the characters true to their original interpretation

Name one Sonic game where he's an extraterrestrial pursued by the FBI.

SONIC. HAS. WHITE. ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you, SEGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic adventure 2

Textbook tryhard. Embarrassing.

You travel back in time and tell the child version of yourself that there will eventually be a series of Sonic movies. When he asks to see a picture you show him this screenshot. How does he respond?

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HAHAHAHAHAHA
I AM HAVING… THE FUN!

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"We need a 30 minute scene that has nothing to do with video games or movie but involves a woman's rage for the mothers and girlfriends dragged to the film."

It took a good amount of backlash.

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sonic fans dream of fucking babies

>girlfriends dragged to the film
>Sonic the Hedgehog 2

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>We need a 30 minute scene that has nothing to do with video games or movie but involves a woman's rage
It was just 10 minutes long actually, but it was so bad, so unneeded and so lacking sonic that it felt much longer.

That he can fuck himself because I already have vidya kino, that obvious reddit fags like couldn't understand.

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>t. foreskin muncher

I will support Sonic just because it gave into “toxic fandom”

Idris Elba surprisingly did great as Knuckles.

things that happen in Mario:
>the twin towers are destroyed
>Bowser claims he will "use" Daisy later
>bob hoskins was blackout drunk most of the time during filming
I don't recall ever seeing it as a kid, I had the novelisation. Watched it recently and really enjoyed it.

I want to know what Tails and Knuckles would’ve looked like if they stayed true to the original designs.

>bowser
just remembered he was King Koopa. I'm a fucking fraud.

Detective Pikachu was kino

When is sega going to hand over the entire franchise to the americans?

His revenge will come.

You post this, but plebbit loves niggerwashing. You should post there instead, you'll fit right in

It’s gonna be Keanu.

>Detective Pikachu was kino
Where's the sequel then?

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Here’s your Maria, bros.

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Sonic 3 will adapt Sonic 06.

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Lol no.

Doesn't need one. It was an insular hero's journey. A direct sequel has a high chance of being lesser quality.

Yes, forget Amy and embrace interspecies kino.

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>Doesn't need one
More like shot itself in the foot too hard to get one.

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i forgot how fucking huge sonic is in 06

Turns out Tails was a hologram after all

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Who knew actually listening to the fans instead of insulting them actually works in your favor?

lmao every time

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Sonic Adventure 2 aside, it was also how it was in Sonic X, which despite being rather shit is the only Sonic show made in cooperation with the game side of the franchise.

I love Jesse so much she’s perfect

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Sonic could still look way better, and have a decent voice actor.

>Eggman isn't fat

>It's almost as if keeping the characters true to their original interpretation is what the fans want???

It did happen once before

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I liked how they canonically made them lovers

Idris Elba has the most sexy voice.

He's gay, they're just friends.

Minor down side
On the plus side, Carey has delivered 2 movies worth of kino

I want Tails to be my girlfriend.

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She looks like she fucks blue hedgehogs

>They went with smart Tails instead of annoying kid brother Tails

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That curse was broken with Mortal Kombat 1995, but Sonic 1 (the movie) and Sonic 2 (the movie) broke that curse too. I'm looking forward to seeing Shadow in Sonic 3.

but movienic is fuck all like Sonic

and now he says he's done
ugh

It was also briefly lifted when the first Silent Hill came out. Then the sequel slammed the coffin door closed again.

You just know.

Heteros need to hang.

It really felt like Tails had more of a crush of Sonic than admiration

And I thought it was kinda cute

They better give him a gun and have him dripping pure 2000s edge

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Supremely based. I LOVE interspecies couples like Sonic X Elise and Shadow X Maria (but Amy is still cool too, in my opinion).

I genuinely hope you're right, Keanu Reeves as the voice of Shadow would be unironically kino.

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>ass cread film
>mario brothers film
>both doom films
>both hitman films
>uncharted film
>wow film
> all resident evil films except the first
There all awful

one which is still nothing like the game.
The only good one i can think of is the first lara croft one. Street fighter is bad but also fun. Im not counting pokemon because its animated.