Critics are calling The Northman a masterpiece

don't worry bro, i was already planning to go to the cinema to see it

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Is that really something you want to see?

Because its shit

Reddit the director

Eternal seether

nah thats james gunn. from low budget trash and gore to pg-13 mega blockbusters.

I'm not going to see it simply because Alex is a trash actor

I nominate Ari Aster for most reddit director

>look him up
>it's another capeshit "director"

you people are fucking retarded

>Why is it so divisive?
Slow pace and has religious themes, both of which normies hate in movies

Yes?

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All of these are faggots. Matt Neglia and David Ehlrich idk which one is worse

Ari Aster is reddit incarnate

never heard of

>a pretty straightforward revenge tale
>emotional revenge epic that kept me guessing
so which one is it?

Why are her eyes so close to the side of her head?

I'm waiting for the reviews that say it's not diverse enough.

She's an ayylmao

She has a medical abnormality (File name in pic related).

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I saw some already but they're mostly from literal-whos

She's not native to earth

Cute

amp.theguardian.com/film/2022/apr/10/the-northman-director-robert-eggers-interview

Budget confirmed to be 70M instead of 90M

Because audiences are idiots

How much does it need to make to break even?

>Enhance

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>every single moment of it feels like a $90 million viking revenge movie
>is exactly what you'd expect from a $90 million Viking revenge film
so it's a 70M movie that looks like a 90M movie?

$200m maybe

So it seems

The Last Duel only made 30m lol

Ambulance hasn't even made 10M and it's much more accessible than The Last Duel

$100 million

i like the choice of flesh colored panties

Which is it bros?

Ridley's seething about zoomers was kino

He was right. Zoomers have attention deficit disorders.

This.

implying millennials dont

I'm watching purely because no blacks or minorities

x3 the budget is a good rule of thumb, cinemas take ~50% of the ticket sales

People didn’t like that the language of the film was hard to understand due it being extremely authentic for the time period.
Instead of just allowing themselves to be engrossed by the film thus getting use to the language being used normies just checked out and started looking at their phones. Also “nothing happens” until the baby goes missing.

>Vikings good even tho they raped and pillaged and swung their big white cocks around and killed innocents

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>Some white dudes on Twitter
Yeah, no thanks, I'll wait for the real critics

people couldn't understand what was going on

This same here.

because average movie going horror fans hate kino

Millennials don't ADD or ADHD you faggot zoomie

Nigga those are all tweets from critics and not all of them are white

no one in the movie is "good."

It was the style at the time.

>Vikings bad even though they killed wypipo

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good lord

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Because audiences are retarded and so is anyone who puts any stock in audience scores.