And the most evil German of all time, Kaiser Wilhelm!

>And the most evil German of all time, Kaiser Wilhelm!
Was he really the most evil German of all time?

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Merkel is

Its a joke, fag

You're not a cowboy!

>And the most fancy German city slicker of all time, Kaiser Wilhelm from Park Avenue!
God, feels like I want to get a manicure and get gummy bears to grow in my soil. What happened here, is this the Simpsons decline?

Not so much evil as incompetent and.

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Well well well. If it isn’t the Kaiser on his Fancy German horse

Unt sneeden ya.
Uber Sneed kaiser unt da isht

He's evil in the sense that he was a psychotic man child and helped escalate shit by giving Austria Hungary a blank check against the Serbs knowing it would trigger WW1 combined with him scorch Earth invading Belgium knowing that it would bring England into the war

I miss Phil Hartman

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who else do you suggest?

luther

Donald Drumpf

>Was he really the most evil German of all time?

Nein.

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If you consider that his actions not only led to ww1 but ww2 by creating massive German grievances over ww1 then yes he was

Women. Not even once.

>angelic choir
THE SNEEED SOONSS

Redpill: If he just did the sensible thing and didn't trust Austrians to begin with WW1 could have been prevented.

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blackpill: WW1 didn't need to happen at all, it was a retarded conflux of defensive alliances spiraling out of control after the assassination of one man by a group of terrorists

it's one of the most pointless wars ever, which makes it all the sadder that it was so destructive

too bad his wife didnt

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Kaiser Wilhelm desired to have an incestuous relationship with his mother. He wrote his mother many fucked up letters.

True. But the ultimate lesson for the world is the following: Never trust Austrians, they WILL drag you into a conflict killing millions. And in the end, everyone will blame you.

>desired to have an incestuous relationship with his mother.
Is this germanic thing?

>dude austrians lmao willy dindu nuffing
based wikipedia historians
the man was an incompetent imbecile just look at his disastrous larps over fucking morocco
read a book niggers

That's like saying the Vietnam war didn't need to happen, America and USSR just had ideological differences that spiralled out of control.
Every war is ultimately rather pointless or in some way avoidable, but there is almost always a larger context of factors that lead to a war.
Also, if you think there wasn't anyone who WANTED WW1 you are mistaken. A lot of people were looking forward to it. Mostly because they didn't know how modern war would play out and thought they would march into some heroic battle, rather than into mustard gas and artrillery fire.

Dunno. Merkel never really struck me as evil. She actually seems to have quite a conscience, and a lot of her political actions came from a point of well-meaningness. She just happened to be a quite skillful politician at the same time - which can lead to actions one can consider somewhat evil. She is notorious for her pawn sacrifices that kept her hands clean from any kind of scandal.
Really, her biggest mistake was causing almost two decades of stagnation, titling it as "stability", and ultimately making our economy dependent on Russia way too much.

Simpsons peaked at Sneed

All I'm saying is that he was an idiot for trusting Austrians. If he didn't tell them that Germany would back them whatever the cost they might have had some goddamn sense

>WW1 didn't need to happen at all

Nah. With France`s revenge-boner and Britains fear of being overtaken economically there was no real way a war could have been avoided.
Only extraordinary good German foreign policy and diplomacy could have negated these factors. Unfortunately after Bismarck german foreign policy ranged from mediocre to clumsy.

That be the Rothschild family, son.

this is taught in elementary school

She didn’t miss the roof of her mouth either

everyone wanted war, try out their new weapons. Especially France who just wanted revenge on Germany for 1870.

what a fresh and retarded take. gj user

>t. Austrian

Honestly, I blame Bismarck for not wanting Austria to be included in the German Émpire - for no other reason than him fearing Austrian catholics would threaten Prussia's position as the de facto leader within the German state. If he just let Austria in, they wouldn't have much reason to focus on their dumb Balkan empire and no one would have ever assassinated Franz Ferdinand. Sure, hindsight is 20/20, but Bismarck doesn't get enough shit for some of his worse decisions.

the objective most-to-least list of blame-ability goes Russia > Germany > Austria > France > Bongland > Ottomans

completely subsuming your large powerful neighbour sounds like a great way to have everyone turn on you

It NEEDED to happen because A*strian borders were breaching into Italian lands. They got BTFO so hard that their "empire" became a meme country most confuse with Australia

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I feel like you don't really know a whole lot about German unification.

>France after Germany and Austria

come on.....

Wut? The wikipedia article on the July crisis makes it quite clear that the germans were the ones pressing austria-hungary very heavily to go to war with serbia, to the point where they fretted that the ultimatium the austrio-hungarians gave to the serbs wasn’t outlandish enough and that the serbs might actually agree to it and avert war. The germans were motivated to do this primarily out of a feeling that time was right for war and they were especially afraid of what an industrializing russia might be able to achieve in just a few years

hello where is serbia?

We wuz nazi’s

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>nazi's
>'
Kys yourself

>not breeding the lesser races out of existence by having sex with their attractive members
Hitler got it all wrong. If he wasn't such an incel Germany could rule the world by now

wikipedia historian is a derogatory term for amateur history "buffs" who give pop culture and surface level analysis of historical figures and events it's not a criticism of actual content on wikipedia

Hitler was austrian so they couldnt pick him. But then why didn't they pick Himmler?

>4 engined nazi bombers

Those don’t look like fw 200s lol

>that
>attractive
Christ, user, get some standards. At least draw the line at "people" with actual pubes growing out of their heads.

There's such a thing as going to far, and Austria would've been far too far.

>t. incel
Come on now.

Silence w*man

I am not a w*manoid. The thinking man has long since realised that his white blood is stronger than the one of any other race and it will prevail.

too insignificant to be a reason for anything

You faggots could not even defeat the Landsturm in 1915. The price you paid for every inch of land was a thousand times too high and at 12th battle of the Isonzo you could not stand the counter attack. I am not even arguing for the sake of Austria but for Serbia Russia and Romania who caused real damage to our war effort and whose valour you try to steal.

austrians are chill user and them declearing war on serbia was justified. cope and seethe

redpill: if he just did the sensible thing and kept all the fucking alliances bismarck had created and cultivated, there wouldn't have been ww1. why the fuck would you intentionally piss off russia? (looking at you western powers after the collapse of the soviet union)

No thats Martin Luther

>No thats Martin Luther

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I'm just hoping the west sends a couple of revolutionaries again like they did back then.

Go pay the pope some money because you accidentally farted in public. Maybe it will save your soul.

this but unironically

If you think France has more blame "because they really wanted revenge for 1870", keep in mind that the German elite was full of "we can finally defeat France for good!" dillusions. Both Germany and France really, really wanted that war, but Germany did more that lead to it.

The
>muh Isonzo
straight up outs you as a Redditor. You ignore completely the Italian front, watch a few memes from le heckling subreddit of neckbeard historians and think you know anything about the war

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KINO about that lil nigga?