WOOP WOOP

guys this only happens .00001% of the time. you have a better chance of getting hit by a meteor. trust me.

yeah I'm not going up that plane

That episode where the landing gear catches fire on take off, folds back into the plane and sets the passengers on fire and they fall screaming to their deaths in flames gave me nightmares for a while.

Two thumbs up

There's a Boeing behind this post, don't listen to him.

Air France 447

WE GAAN

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Black Box Down is a good podcast even if Rooster Teeth (((media))).

Is it better to enter a lottery to be killed or not enter it at all?

Do you drive a car or bike around town on a regular basis?

WOOP WOOP
THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE TERRAIN

travel is a necessity for some
don't be obtuse

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Yeah just pull up bro all you gotta do lmao.

Airplanes are scary as fuck
In car crashes it happens instantly
But in air planes you will just sit there for minutes having panic attacks knowing you will die and with every second know the ground getting closer and closer

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It’s better to get to my destination in 3 hours, not 16. Driving is for the poor.

white men crashed more airplanes than black women. checkmate

>In car crashes it happens instantly
If you're lucky

Laqisha:
>Ey yo Dashiqi time for dem chex-list you ready?

Dashiqi filing her nails and chewing gum:
>[slaps lips] we done did them yestarday am busy now

Your final destination.

what kind of gun is this

Not my problem

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L-link?

kek

kino

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Are all these from that Aircrash Investigations show? I heard it's kino

>picture of user getting to his destination faster

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is that building 7

United 93 is a genuinely great thriller and I'm tired of people thinking it's "just a 9/11 movie".

Looking forward to the episode. ACI have been out of good material for years.

epic boeing moment

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>Ma I love you
planecrashinfo.com/lastwords.htm

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Is probably just pinch my eyes closed and try to wake up from the nightmare. I’m mean statistically if I’m in a plane crash 99% chance it’s just one of my nightly night terrors about dying

You overanalyzing it too? Where any sound in the back of the plane is the jackscrew failing or the hydraulics going out?

indeed. Whenever I hear about another plane crash I always bet that it was a Boeing.

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>oh no, it’s much cheaper to just have you die

its just an ordinary NAAAAAAIL GUUUUN

>boeing made another new airplane series
>it crashes twice within the same time period
>people still trust in flying with any of their newer planes

i can't imagine a more hellish situation than being sealed in a metal tube traveling at 575 mph with 300 other screaming people all strapped to seats facing the same way knowing that they are about to be violently smashed in seconds to minutes with little that can be done but revert to your most base animal instincts.

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I would rather have the seats drop out of the plane and eject parachutes. But that adds weight when they are already jewing you out of leg room.

british air 5390 was the most gripping

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this would work but now you're stuck in Windows XP

you dont trust the plane to work but you trust that shit to work?

WOOP WOOP
PULL OVER DAT ASS TOO FAT

Fucking hell.

If its a Boeing , I ain't going

was that the next step in his masterplan

why is this show so comfy?

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Have they said what caused this yet?

Just watched Sully , The NSTB where right about that fraud. he could have made it back to the airport but they cucked under political and media pressure. One day the truth will come out

because its a show about people dying so you don't have to.

>he'd scream the entire way
>he wouldn't take the time to record some IRL baneposting and go down in history as the most powerful shitposter to ever live

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>CVR 10 Apr 2010 Polish Air Force 1549 F*ckkkkkk
:D

what happened to the boeing in china recently ?
Was it just its time to die ?

Ayo you finna be sayin this sum kanna pilot eyroor?

get high off the oxygen bags you wont give a fuck

>31 Oct 1999 Egypt Air 990 I rely on God

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no they're still investigating. But it probably became sentient and murdered everyone like the 737-MAX

Why are the dutch still allowed to fly?

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This is how I’m checking out.

>That’s all guys! Fuck!

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>11 Sep 2001 United Airlines 93 When they all come, we finish it off.
>30 seconds of Allah is the greatest

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Great. Nice. Kek

honestly the worst part would be the yelling, crying, pants shitting and pissing.

If am 100 percent going to die like in a plane crash situation, I am going to do my best enjoy the last moments I have. A few moments of reflection before blown to bits.

But nope I would just have to listen to NOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO DIEEE MOMMA PLEASEEE

Well, this was a Nigerian airplane, so…
> Prior to departure, the lead mechanic had noticed that the "No. 2 and No. 4 tyre pressures were below the minimum for flight dispatch" and attempted to inflate them, but no nitrogen gas was readily available. The project manager, unwilling to accept a delay, disregarded the problem and readied the aircraft for dispatch.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigeria_Airways_Flight_2120

>That's it I'm dead.
>[end of recording]

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>puts on noise cancelling headphones
>starts listening to "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea"

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>21 Aug 1995 Atlantic Southeast Airlines 529 Amy, I love you.
>1252:37 HOT-2: Amy, I love you.
>1252:46 CAM: [Sound of impact]

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This would probably just cause a lot more plane crashes due to the engineering involved.

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>May 9, 1987 Warsaw, Poland LOT Polish Airlines, Flight 5055 Ilyushin Il-62M SP-LBG
>Crew: Goodnight!!! Goodbye!!! (scream) Bye!!! We perish!