Who was in the wrong here?

Who was in the wrong here?

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if there was one role to roid up for..

isn't master chief supposed to be like >7 feet tall

>Who was in the wrong here?

Anyone involved in this project.

In the old canon yes but that was a different time. This is a new Halo continuity and takes place in a parallel universe.

mfw

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>yes but the people who made this don't read books or play games
Cool, thanks

where does she project out of in this canon if he's buck naked

He is, and when he's among normal space marines, he towers them all. Well made, to be honest.

It clearly says in the show it projects from his skull through his retinas. Pay attention.

ok, as someone who only played the first three Halos, i won't watch this show, thanks

Oh so master chief is allowed to be naked.

>Roiding up for some shit show on a shit platform that probably isn't even paying that well
Are you retarded user?

Does Cortana fuck John Halo in the ass?

Why would I want a retelling of books and games I have always read when I can share a new experience with others?

... How does that explain what he's not 7ft tall? You pay attention, fucking retard.

But she's behind him

343 industries

That's your loss. Personally it inspired me to buy an Xbox game pass for the MCC and Halo infinite.

secondary projector in the asshole

>why would i want to share the thing i like with other people when i can share some jew's half understood interpretation of the thing i like
I hope you get paid for this, because the alternative is too pathetic.

whoever thought up of the stupid scenario. Cortana would have just fried the pellet for him.

It is a 360° projection though. She can clearly walk

stop making tiktok faces you stupid blue bitch

>MASTER CHEEKS

please understand
paramount is a very small company

How? It isn't integrated it's a hormone pellet. Have you played Halo?

The casting director for casting a jew as Halo.

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im sexy and you know it

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John Halo could be any race or ethnicity even in the games. He has no race or religion canonically in every continuity.
Why have a character only white men can identify with?

Yes. Get ready for lots and lots of dicks and man ass in every show.

You two are idiots.

goddamn i hate facial motion capture in video games

Is this from the show? It looks good

It doesn't look good and it's not from the show.

>no helmet
>no armor
>no ass

i think i will go watch his leprechaun shenanigans instead

Master Chief is now a disgusting penis nose kike.

Fucking comical.

You could not pay me to watch this shite.

I will not even pirate it.

> Jewish people are the reason I can't get laid

Holy projection, Batman.

Master Chief you have no ass

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Oh... FUCK OFF. I could accept a clothed Cortana, even a non-blue Cortana, but they're just taking the piss now, the fucking godforsaken boy-loving Jewlywood faggots.

>le Doreen face

Based
Hopefully twinks too

If it weren't for Jon Favreau, Pedro Pascal would do this in Mando, the twat.

Pablo is 6'5", that's pretty damn good for real world

>emotional inhibitor chip is in his lower back and not his fucking brain
I get it that they want to do something different but all the changes are so fucking dumb and unnecessary. All they had to do was make some type of Band of Brothers show or an anthology sorta thing or just follow the Fall of Reach book

WE HATE HALO HERE, STOP POSTING THIS SHIT ALREADY

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blond evil chicks is helping the covenant to genocide humanity because UNSC were big meanies to her?

This is a new continuity and a different master Chief. It makes sense to put it near the spine so it is distributed evenly

>farts at cortana

Uh whitebros? I thought Mexicans were turbomanlets…

"Cortana" for not being naked

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>who was in the wrong here?
hollywood

>Schreiber was born in a hippie commune in Ymir, British Columbia, before moving to the unincorporated rural community of Winlaw, British Columbia, when he was six months old.[2] His American father, Tell Carroll Schreiber, was an actor; Schreiber's half-brother Liev Schreiber is also an actor and is the son of their father's first wife, who had divorced Tell Carroll five years before Pablo was born. Pablo's mother, Lorraine Reaveley, is a Canadian body-based[a] psychotherapist.[3]

>Schreiber's father, having a strong interest in literature, named Pablo after Chilean poet Pablo Neruda.[4] His parents separated when he was 12 and Schreiber moved to Seattle, Washington, with his father.[4]
So he's not even Hispanic. He's just a white guy with a Spanish name

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What's wrong with naked women
HUH
WHAT'S WRONG WITH NAKED WOMEN

Post back and arms.

he's canadian? my nigga

That's who it fucking is. I've been trying to figure out what I recognized him from for weeks.

kek

I like this dude. Mad Sweeny was motherfucking god-tier, pun intended.