Rich as fuck

let me rephrase.
He dodged the cannonball but still got hit by the bullet

Holy shit Daniel Craig transitioned?

>And even then in the play they wrote a plot thread where he cucks Ron.
No, they didn't, retard. Ron and Hermione literally renew their vows in the play. What are you talking about?

he should have gone for tonks, she still looks better than the other women in the series and could probably grow a dick when needed

Later Ron 'tastes toffee' when he kisses Hermione's cum stained lips.
You can now pretend like there's any other reason for this scene to exist.

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>Hermione still friendzones him
never happens nigga

For me, it's Cho Chang.

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Hey cho chang is my go to asain mock phrase. Cho chang chang cho changy cho cho chan.

>"My father will hear about this", whispered Malfoy

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>make a chinese character
>name her Cing Ciong

Harry fucked up hard

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/17156791/

this thread did age well

Is that a recent picture of her? Asian people really don't age. Meanwhile, Emma and Bonnie aged like milk.

lost my shit

It's funny, I remember having a conversation with some buddies in college back in 2006 or 2007, we were debating whether or not being gay was a choice. One of my friends that argued that it was genetic said "who would choose to be gay?"
Well, 15 years later, "being gay" has become "LGBTQIA+!*@^#*)_~ ally" and is the trendiest, most popular thing you can do.

Kek

Emma needs to put on 10 or 20 pounds

Wtf is this drivel?
>Harry doesn't eat toffee, but hermin does
>Ron kisses Hermione and tastes toffee
>this means Harry just bukkaked his wife
I wish it were true

Harry actually friendzones her and she settles for Ron out of desperation(she never stood a chance with Malfoy the hottest kid in the whole generation)

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this one kind of fits

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Holy projectola

Anglo bros... we have nowhere left to sail away to...

He's Harry/Hermione shipper reaching.

>this thing
>attractive
Women really are a meme.

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*gets knocked out and beaten into a coma by bored nigs*

Lmao, Asian people get your shit together. We could have been great, but you guys never accepted our friendship.

I would've named her Ching Chong but im not as creative

He hit the wall, but he was the top dog at Hogwarts

They cant be on our side man, our very existence mogs all nonwhites

Obviously he didn't look like that in the movies.

>we
>our
why do people on Yea Forums LARP as if speaking for an entire race?

TWO HAMBUGAHS AND A WHAMMY BAR

Even in the movies, he was an ugly mofo with an ayylmao head.

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You seem a bit jelly

I'm not. I'm just confused over the obsession with that dude. Neville's actor. Now that's a good looking dude.

you're just jealous he has an aerostar and you don't

So you look like Neville and you're jelly that girls prefer Malfoy. Just accept your fate, Longbottom.

>Harry is insanely rich
>Never uses any of his money outside of the first half of the first book
Did he spend all his money on hookers and blow sometime in philosophers stone?

But Ron is a manlet too. Just slightly less of one

>So you look like Neville
I wish lel.

All of that is cancelled out by his manlet status. Such is the reality of life.

But only Daniel is a manlet, Harry turns out to be tall.

You would think there would be a spell that could add a few inches to your height

I PepeLaugh at this

Yeah, in the books, it's hack writing. But it's totally understandable. Daniel is so short, he makes 5'7 Rupert Grint look like a giant.

They study wizardry not miracle making

>JK adds the only black character in the books
>She needs a name for him
>hmmm. Well Martin Luthor King was black and i'm a liberal who loves civil rights shit, I'll name him King!
>No that sounds dumb… I know! I’ll make his name rhyme with Ron Weasley and make it Kingsley!
>Now I just need a last name, hmmm…
>I know! Black people used to be in shackles as slaves so I’ll name him shackle!
>No that also sounds dumb… I guess the shackles were bolted down so the slaves couldn’t escape… I got it!
>Kingsley Shacklebolt!

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He donsted his book 4 winnings to the twins, funding their store, because he didn't need the money

>british women
Why are anglo genes like this?

This kid looks like my nephew. Hes 14 and Ive eaten his cum out of napkins in his room twice now. Such volume.

I don't see how it's hack writing. He's fairly popular when he has his growth spurt, but also kind of been mindfucked for an entire year before that happens.