IT'S UP

There are no movies people care about now.

Fuck those bugs

Yes I also miss the days when they reviewed movies everyone cared about like The Adjustment Bureau and Jeff Who Lives at Home

So many videos lately, whats going on? Are they shutting down?

yay my friends are back!!!

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OH NO

They've averaged one video a week for literally 10 years now.

We don't want to sit around jacking off for half an hour. You can get praise for a movie anywhere, only here will you get anti-masturbation.

I'm so happy

>pick the most uninteresting movie that's out right now to review
absolutely based

>RLM posts a video about some movie
>Suddenly countless threads about said movie
Every. single. time.

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and I will never. ever. stop.

it's way better if they're reviewing good movies I've never heard of. I'm very aware when there's a new big gay blockbuster.

It's not anti-masturbation if no one is masturbating over it in the first place. When it's middle-of-the-road, lukewarm vomit that no one cares about, it just doesn't work.
It has to be laughing at something absolutely terrible or shitting on something popular.

Does anyone have the stock computer sounds they use?

Yes.

Can you share it, please, Jay?

sent ;)

I'm finally in thread. Dirty Mike kinda looks like me. Bye.

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>Maybe I should invest in the Ruble
Wish I did, literally free money for anyone who wasn't lazy

I was doubting that it would ever come back. I wish I wasn't a pussy.

Can these faggots cover something that people actually watched?
>they dont watch capeshit anymore brooo
so retire the format and do something else

Yes I also wonder why they don't consult with you personally before making these episodes. Very odd.

>they dont watch capeshit anymore
This is literally only an issue because they watched nearly every single capeshit movie and got burned out. If they just picked the ones that were interesting to talk about/fun to shit on, they would be fine. It's the exact same problem. Instead they burned out themselves and their viewers.
In another timeline, it would have been mildly interesting for them to talk about Doctor Strange just because of the Sam Raimi connection, but I don't know if I want to even watch that.

>am I so out of touch?
>no, it's the viewers that are wrong.

I bet Dr. Strange will be a Jay and Rich Talk About video.

you feel entitled to..........?

didn't know youtube was their diary faggot

Imagine being this butthurt that RLM won't validate your opinion on the latest Batman movie.

Moonfall was a perfectly good Roland Emmerich movie.

I don't care if they watch the latest Batshit, but watching a 3 month old lukewarm movie no one cares about just isn't the alternative anyone wants.

Apparently they do want it. It's just you here bitching.

You realize they got famous for doing a review of a movie that was over ten years old at that point right?

Mike has lung cancer so they're trying to milk the RLM cashcow for all they can before it's over

I'm just posting my opinion on their video for discussion man. RLM doesn't owe me anything, just like I don't owe them unconditional love of everything they produce.

was hoping they'd do Everything, Everywhere... seems like their kind of heightened genre fare. Especially with the hysteria around it I'm sure they're aware of. Figure they'd want to take it down a few pegs but maybe it'd win them over and become one of their instant favorites too. idk I'd be curious to see.

What did you like about it?
A movie that everyone cares about

Awesome thread

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I like Roland Emerich disaster porn movies up to the Day After Tomorrow

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Not even jake could save that movie for me unfortunately

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>everyone back except wil wheaton
laugh

this movie came out ages ago, even my dad has seen it and didnt like it and he loves shitty movies

>Apparently they do want it.
nobody gives a fuck what they want

i don't much put concern on your dads opinion until i see his penises

I liked Day After Tomorrow only because of Emmy Rossum.
I didn't like any other Emmerich films.

They clearly care. That's why they make videos.

>Jay pretending he didn't have fun watching Independence Day
Liar

what movies are out that people care about?

GI Jane

They make videos to entertain other people online. If they just wanted to make this video for fun they wouldn't upload it to youtube.

I WANT THEM CALL SHIT MOVIES SHIT

NOT FELLATE SOME PRETENTIOUS INDIE CRAP

FUCK