This man is my hero

My own personal Jesus Christ.

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Even if it was who gives a fuck.

will wouldn't have slapped him.

Yeah he's based

And that's a good thing, here's why.

little monkey fella

Poor Jada, caught up between a comedian belittling her health condition and her violent and aggressive husband. Where were the police?

Based. W*men have had hair privilege for far too long.

Ricky stock going up atm

It really speaks a great deal of the times when men are held up as prophets for stating that 2+2 is not 5 but 4.

>he is...LE BASED! Rekt le SJWs! Cringe compilation 2019

You all need to go back.

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The Oscars aren’t even paying him to shit on these “stars”. He just can’t help himself, he has an acid-tongued vocab.

And even if it was

How can one man be so based?

Probably fucking her while Will watched

>balding is a disability if youre a woman
hes right.

well its not? people shit on bald men all the time and thats ok. fuck going bald would be my worst nightmare. I feel bad for guys who lose hair. this should bring light to how toxic people are towards men in general desu

First the Chr*stians
Now the niggers

How can one man be so based?

do you think jada could beat karl in a fight

Based Ricky telling it how it is.

>health condition
She's just bald lmao.

i pretend to hate him to be contrarian because I'm an autistic faggot.

>alopecia
I am not even sure she has this in the first place. A lot of black women simply ruin their hair

Comedians can make jokes about bald man (alopecia) but they can't do them about bald women (alopecia)?

That doesn't sound fair, WHERE IS THE DIFFERENCE?

>millionaire jew worshiping nigress has no hair
>buhuhu give me attention I’m SICK
I hate Americans so much

Now that's a decent joke.
Step up your game Chris!

>r/wojak fag trying to tell people they are reddit

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This bong faggot is literally worshiped on lebbit because "he rekts le rich celebrities!". You should know since you're one of them, nigger.

ooh I know the ones...

just because something happened on reddit doesnt mean its bad

Goddamn Beckys in the back.

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how do you know that? you need to go back faggot you dont belong here

>NO BALDIES... EL OH EL!!!

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Nah he's from Manchester m8. Well hard.

what?

REE Black women hair is so important Having to Shave it Is unbearable Except those several times In the past where I had done it anyway by my own fashion choice

I'm on reddit but use 4chins more. of course reddit is gay lol I get banned all the time lmfao

I need to wear glasses or contacts to see clearly and health insurers consider that cosmetic. despite me being virtually blind without them. How is alopecia anything other than a cosmetic condition?

It's bullshit that two different eye exams for glasses and contacts. Then you have to do the contact test to show you can put them in. You can tell when a contact is inside out, your eye does all it can to reject it. Thanks for reading my still drunk from last night ramblings

MEN dont use the word toxic. Only bitches use that word

its still worse for women tho tbf, thats why its ok to take the piss out of bald blokes

I worshipped him before that thankyou very much

it's literally nothing. it's made up. she has all her hair, look at it. total emporers new clothes nonsense. narcissist milking sympathy from people.

>its still worse for women tho tbf
I’m not sure it is, especially when it’s socially acceptable for women to wear wigs. Most black women wear wigs.

>How is alopecia anything other than a cosmetic condition?
real alopecia is an autoimmune disorder that affects all hair follicles. so slightly different than a cosmetic condition
Jada applied chemicals to her scalp for decades, pulled and straightened her hair. and now it is thinning as expected

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because everyone would turn it into a scam
>oy vey I can't see, give me free money!

Evil alien reptilian people arent re.....
Fuck. The scizzos may be right.

too heavy handed, try being more subtle next time

holy fuck seek help bro damn just saying

do you build your entire personality by disliking things that people you dont like on the internet like?
do you actually look at something and ask yourself 'before i decide how to feel about this, let me see what these people i hate think about it first'?
this is why kids shouldnt be allowed to develop into adulthood with their face glued to the internet

how? black women wear wigs all the time?

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(Jada): If you see a video at the side of your feed that says
A billion views for the cuuuck slap!
Cuck slap yeah!
I'm headin' down Hollywood Boulevard
Lookin' for the cuck getaway
Headed for the cuck getaway

(Will): I got me a wife, she's as bald as an egg
And we're headin' on down for a cuck slap
I won me an oscar, after getting tipped for twenty
So hurry up and bring your cuck jokes, honey

(Jada): The cuck slap was a little mistake yeah
Your career is over
Cuck slap baby
Cuck slap, baby cuck slap

(Will): I say: 'Keep my wife's name
Out your mouth', or get a cuck slap

(Jada): Well you step right up to the middle of the stage
Just a faggy cuck slap, now you got Chris back
Cuckin' on the mattress
Cuckin' on the highway
Cuckin' on the front porch
Cuckin' on the hallway
The cuck slap was a little mistake yeah
Your career is over
Cuck slap baby
Cuck slap, baby cuck slap
Cuck slap, that's where it's at

(Will): Huggin' and a-kissin', dancin' and a-lovin'
Suckin' Tupac's dick and now my wife is really cuckin'
My whole life's ruined!
Yeah my whole life's ruined!
My whole life's ruined because Jada keeps on sleeping around
And around and around and around

(Jada): Every dude I'm fuckin', every cock I'm suckin' baby

(Will): Folks linin' up outside just to get down

(Jada): Every dude I'm fuckin', every cock I'm suckin' baby

(Will): Just a little slap!
Just a little slap!

(FUNKY GUITAR SOLO)

(Will): Hop on my wife, yeah she's as loose as a goose
And she's about to suck you too
I got me a wife, she's a total whore
So c'mon! And give her one dick more

(Jada): The cuck slap was a little mistake yeah
Your career is over
Cuck slap baby
Cuck slap, baby cuck slap
Cuck slap, that's where it's at
Cuck slap!
That's where it's at!
Cuck slap!
That's where it's at!

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If you think about it, Willow's "I whip my hair back and forth" is like a huge slap to her mother's scalp.

probably not worse for black women because they not exactly feminine but other women, definitely. bald women look ridiculous, bald men dont

It's still alopecia, it's called traction alopecia when it happens because you've been yanking your hair around so hard for so long that the follicle just quits

OK, so some fat, wealthy, white guy states an obvious truth and he's a hero, but I state an obvious truth and I'm an arsehole?

Try to go one day without thinking about that site.

I completely forgot about that song lmfao oh the ride will never end for jada

Everyone forgot about that shitty song until you posted it.

Laughed my ass off.
Thanks shitposter.

no your'e hitler and a chud and a incel having no sex racist

You will never be a man

gays and crazies are weaker and accomplish even less in life than the average nigger. All the shit you are trying to say as an insult just means "correct and realistic"

well yeah lol