I will never forgive Yea Forums for this

got me

>the couple asked for $13.78

that's a pretty cheap price lol

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>tsk, tsk, tsk
I expect better Yea Forums

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I have forgiven warwick.
I've removed the "Warwick Davis" placard from my rack, and now it reads "Peter Dinklage". What he did (putting all the other hobbits out of work) is unforgivable. He refuses to know his place.
It's going to tear him in half over the course of several excruciating days. At least he'll get to experience being tall before he finally expires.

I can't help but think Willow would be a much better film without Warwick.

oh u

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you could feed them for 3 years with that sort of money

Reminder that tranny janny deletes fun warwick threads

>Never Forget

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Sure warwick one second let me just get out my checkbook. Fucking midge faggot.

MIDGET

Why's he throwing that blueberry?

Warrick had his eldest daughter (now 22) when he was in his mid twenties.

What's hilarious is that even a midge can manage to find a woman who is willing to start a family with him at a normal age (in ones twenties) and I can guarantee most of you don't have families of your own.

Some of you haven't even had sex before, yet the man you mock grew up with a normal amount of female interactions and access to sex.

In many ways Warrick is more human than most of you

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will he be buried in a matchbox for his funeral?

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okay but his height is still mid twenties

Damn, he absolutely pranked his kids by marrying ANOTHER dwarf

You know that surgery where they make you taller by cutting your femur in half and letting it slowly mend over a long, agonizing period of time. Well, that's what I would do to Warwick Davis. I'd tie him up in a bed and watch over him during the months and months, pathetically pleading and wriggling, but trapped with his useless severed legs.
Then, one day, when the bones were finally mended, he would be let free. For the first time in his life he would stand up as an actual, normal human being. Feeling the freedom and power that had been robbed from him all his life. He would thank me, he would laugh, he would cry. Completely overwhelmed by joy.
Then I would take up a baseball bat and smash those legs in two.

Can someone explain this Warwick torture meme?

>meme

midget

Shamelessly samefagging a reddit joke that gets made every time that webm is posted. Quite sad if I'm honest.

When you cum into your hand tonight, make sure you keep in mind that Warrick Davis has been dropping his load inside of a woman since he was a teenager, you know, like most normal adult men.

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meme?

midge

I'm pretty sure i have a more normal life than that little midge, i bet hes never known the smell of teenage girls feet other than his goblin daughters yuck

>woman

Nobody cares, Warwick.
Stop being an angry midget.

You go to the same school as me lol

Touching your little cousins feet isn't normal lmao

>be Warwick Davis
>still taller than picrel

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I wonder if it's him or one of his deformed children

It goes deeper than that, user. He married another dwarf whose dwarfism was compatible with his own. There are like 13 different types of dwarfism and some of them are not even genetic, and somehow he managed to hit that one in 13 shot and ended up with a litter of dwarf children. It's fairly common for dwarf couples to give birth to regular sized children, so Warwick Davis is just plain unlucky.

does warwick need a hammer to use the keys on a keyboard?

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this joke is posted everytime.
get new material.

>When you cum into your hand tonight, make sure you keep in mind that Warrick Davis
Hard to avoid as I exclusively masturbate to Warrick Davis porn.

>I didn't know he played the bass guitar.

oh fucking kek

Obsessed leftist detected.

No.

Storytime:
>be me
>Gutfeld brings car in for new sparkplug
>drop socket wrench
>Gutfeld says no problem I got it
>walks under car and picks it up
>walks 10 steps back out from under car
>says here you go
>hands me wrench
True story.

LMAO

I mean how many wealthy midgets even are there? Like for one even the most self obsessed female midget likely knows her dating options are limited, and marrying a wealthy midget is probably within the top .0001 of her respective dating pool. Not to say theyre not a happy couple but cmon.

>What's hilarious is that even a midge can manage to find a woman
That's half a woman, dick sheath

Yea Forums had to pay Warwick out of the janitor's wages.
The pay cuts were terrible.

t. Warwick Davis
I would enjoy greatly kicking you in your deformed head.

Yea Forums does not fear you.
we have burned the fat off our souls.

mmm bacon

Dwarf breeding. Picture that. You keep them in cages and breed them for fighting prowess, intelligence or size. I'm guessing that with all the genetic dwarf variation out there you could do some nice min maxing on their abilities. Longer arms for reach, longer legs for speed, more IQ, small size for maintenance.
Then dwarfs could finally be useful for comedic purposes, in little fighting rings or mini colosseums, working 24/7 on science and being kept as low maintenance house cleaners.

You could corral them into something like Shamafamalam's The Village and trick them into thinking you are their creator god Gandalf and they are Hobbits of the Shire.

MIDGE

Hahahaha you deleted it you coward. You tried to flex and got scared lmao

>grew up

if 2 midgets makes a midget kid, does a midget and a normal make a 1.5m person or somebody who ah a 50% chance of being an midget or being normal height

midge

/thread

The latter.