Imagine drinking

>imagine drinking

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I can feel my brain cellls dying every time I drink

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i actuall7 think im dying, i dont eat anything anmore and when i drink a vodak it gives me the same feeling of drinking water

I wish I could reset my tolerance, drinking enough to get me drunk is physically exhausting at this point.

It only takes a few weeks no-drinking to do it.

drank half a liter of black sheep last night and i only just recovered in the past couple hours, not sure what the fuck i was thinking

yea bro ONLY a few weeks, i cant even go a day unless im pukling blood

Haven't drank for two nights now, about to go to bed sober again!

I have never consumed alcohol

Not my fault you have no self control
>but but muh disease
Fuck you.

do you guys just drink at home alone or do you go to bars and shit, i want to be a social alchoholic but drinking at home is so easy and i can do it for weeks without ever loatincing

reminds of that unrealistic scene in flight(2012)

Working a 9-5 job sober is next to impossible, the only times I've been able to maintain sobriety was as a carefree NEET.

I drink at home. Its cheaper and I hate people.

I drink and play VRChat these days.

>be me at a party with gf and group of friends
>only 6 of us all couples
>everyone getting fucking plastered
>one of the couples go to sleep
>drink some more
>my gf and my friends gf start making out
>long story short shit progresses to thw point where we are swapping
>whiskey dick so cant get hard
>buddies gf is desperately sucking me off trying to get me hard but its not happening
>meanwhile gf and my buddy are just getting after it

That was the last time i got druk

Always keep a 10-20mg sildenafil on you for shit like this.

I hate cottonmouthed it makes me. But it makes me cry, so it ain't all bad.

Ice cold water and room temp water are ostensibly the best drink in existence. It's addictive as fuck.

yera and when you mix it with fukicng weed you really get cootton mouth. have you found a way to get around that

Never heard of this. Is it just a otc vitamin?

Alexa how to avoid hangover?

listening to blink-182's Dude Ranch while drunk on Chilean pisco

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>Be me
>Saturday evening
>Drink one beer
>Feel slightly comfy and watch a movie
WHAT A LIFE

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It's generic viagra. Viagra is 50mg. If your dick normally works, you won't need that much.

I puked up actual blood last night and it had little clots in it. Still love getting drunk.

Not really, no, except for just drinking a lot of water and eating food that involves a lot of chewing in order to trigger the saliva response.

I drink at bars at least once a week but its always at a show. So if there's not a band currently playing, there's still the context that I'm waiting for a band. Probably gonna see multiple shows just next Saturday including Lydia Lunch and take my Hardcore by Kern DVD for her to sign.

THANKS FUCK i was worriesd i was the only one who puked blood from too muhc alch and no one else had ever exsperience this

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Puking blood is bad.
If your shit is tary and loose you're bleeding internally.

i cant even read your senc od sentence lmao

rip user

Drukbros you need to drink the same amount of water that you did alcohol before passing out... it helps a great deal

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Gatoraid Zero is actually the best thing. No sugar so no hangover, plus it puts electrolytes back in you that drunk-pissing is flushing out.

yeah also acetaminophen helps a lot for the hangover, but I was refering to the liquid shit some drukbros experienced in the posts above

I cant drink this month bros cause of ramadan :(

drink secretly muslimbro

I got a dewey last week and quit cold turkey now I keep seeing shit when I close my eyes I haven't slept in 3 days so I bought a small bottle because I think I went a little too gusto on the immediate stoppage

doesn't it get old after like, ten years?

do americans really do this??

Just took 8mgmof Xanax after drinking 12 vodka and sugar free Gatorade while smoking top shelf weed.i feel so good but know I'm doomed hahw

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I'm still alive and feel fine. You're all little fucking faggots.

How do I get a job
Everywhere rejects me
I've been sober for months because I can't afford jack shit

>i feel so good but know I'm DUDE

construction? most of the guys there are functional alcoholics.

Its not about hiding it fren, its about me feeling ashamed to have gotten to this point. I have reached levels of self abuse and sabotage i never kmagined before. I hope god will forgive us all for our weaknesses, cause this life is enough hell for me

Labor hire

how fast do you guys drink? I had the equivalent of 14 drinks in a 12 hour period and I feel awful

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I see. Hope everything will get better for you bro. I'll pray for you

You too, brother user

I just drink as fast as possible and go to sleep.

1 beer within an hour, 1 glass (a out 3-4 shots, or half to 2/3rds of a whiskey glass) within an hour. I'm a sipper.

I wish I was a sipper, I get too excited and start drinking faster as I get drunker. Thank god I don’t make the plunge to liquor though because I’d be screwed

Depends on the setting I'm drinking in. If I'm with mates I'll drink a 24-box in four hours, if I'm alone I'll only have a couple

I prefer to destroy myself with food and pornography

>24-box in four hours
just how fat are you?

alcohol is just conceptually gross in the first place, but then you’ve gone and chosen beer on top of that.

100kg at six feet. Definitely could stand to lose some weight but I'm not boom boom fatty choom choom tier yet
Worse, I drink RTD bourbon

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Food with the licker is good ole kicker!
licker with porn makes my pecker sicker-
I'm gonna tell me kids that my grandaddy told me! and pray they don't find out he died before I was born

>dude ranch
very nice. I got drunk at work today. If im wage slaving on a saturday im gettimg drunk. Simple as.

I never puked up blood but sometimes I think I got blood in my stool. and my nose bleeds a lot but I don't know if that's related

Used to drink a lot at work when I was a forklift operator. Didn't even get fired for it

I drink like 4 litres of water a day and dont really get hangovers. Ill br in a haze or really groggy in the morning but no headache or sickness

yeah pennies, bleach, and ammonia is great for making cool crystals too!

I wouldn't know because I do speed.

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didn't mean to add you to that other one, fucking waiting period.
But aren't the muslims supposed to abstain from alcohol completely?
I now catholics are but that rule does fuck all

30oz of vodka in like 6 hours

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>555
seriously has anyone of you felt that drinking or otherwise? You can't get yourself to sleep for days, and obviously that comes with some sleep deprivation, but I've never had vivid visual hallucinations when I closed my eyes. I think I got sucked into something so I'm still afraid to close my eyes because it was same fucking thing everytime. like immediately, like it was a game waiting to load.