/SNL/ thread

I can’t imagine after that opening sketch anybody from Yea Forums is still watching. That’s gotta be the fastest way to walk this crowd

>75 seconds for main cast
>30 seconds for featured players
>15 seconds for musical guest and host

>problematic
dropped

based
fuck these plebs

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This is a comedy show?

>2 minute cold open
they need to cut down some cast members

Why the fuck did Beyonce marry that monk--um, rapper Jay Z anyway?

>mfw that first sketch

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Variety show

SNL hasn’t been funny since Adam Sandler and Chris Farley left

He was literally the first dude to try to fuck her after she got famous lol
Textbook grooming

1st for sarah

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>Will Ferrell, Amy Poehler and Bill Hader weren't funny
ok pleb

where's all the Trump fans lamenting they never take shots at Biden?
As the only white guy in the cold open, they made fun of him (and Ted Cruz)

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>first
more like 22nd

BLESSED digits

based

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she literally replaced Melissa kek

she's cute. I don't know why but she reminds me of the girl from Red Rocket

>meme movie

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>Disney should stick to shitty kids movies

Really looking forward to tonight's musical guest

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Mooney skit?

Wish we could get a decent ass pic baka

reusable

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Nah, that was too funny to be Mooney. Probably a Mikey sketch

Based Mikey. I remember when he was the funniest dude on Wild 'n Out.

>A PIECE OF TOAST.
>GAR MANAR NAR.
>THREE UM UH WELL GET BACK TO THAT LATER.
>AND RETURNING FOR HIS 25TH SEASON,
>BOBBY MOYNIHAN

ok the next 10 mins are going to be trash

this is weird
parodying something I don't know?

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It is not. It is a talentless cesspool—except for this hot mami. And Villasenor

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Not as such.

this show is unparalleled for memes

>host and musical guest
oof

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>clown abortion

>Wish we could get a decent ass pic baka

Here you go

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Probably some homo NYC shit

Easily the best guest in recent memory. Jake is audxh an s tier actor it's insane. Can do whatever.

I'd suck him off out of respect.

based user

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When does the comedy start

SOS no ass found.

Shawn Mendes was definitely not fucking that right

let's get weird, Sarah

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Are the peacock versions of the old episodes good? Like do they cut the stuff they cut for rebroadcasts like the accidental cursing and stuff like Jay Mohr's plagiarized sketch and Martin Lawrence's monologue about smelly pussy?
Alternatively, are there any good torrents of the old seasons? Looking for the first 20 years.

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Not everything needs to look like pumpkins

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inb4 Pete as a cannibus plant

>he doesn't know about the SNL archive
archive.org/details/saturdaynightlive?&sort=titleSorter&page=1

No condom. Ever.

This flower sketch is top 10 of all time.
>Lorne an heros when

What the fuck is this fucking flower sketch?

Pete left the show, user