>just got back from seeing a movie in the theatre (no, it wasn't sonic) >3 like 11 year olds with their mom wouldn't shut the fuck up and kept talking for the whole movie >my buddy loudly went "SHHHHHH" 10 minutes into the movie >30 minutes later I went "guys, please stop" >10 minutes after that my buddy told them to shut the fuck up >10 minutes after that I went to get an employee and told them the situation >the employee comes and tells them to be quiet >they are quiet for 10 minutes and then continue chatting and going on there phone >go to speak to an employee again >manager comes and asks them to leave >I got 3 kids and their mom kicked out of the theatre >first half of the movie was completely ruined due to them constantly talking >prior to this the last movie I saw in theatres was Suicide Squad >3 autistic teenagers wouldn't shut the fuck up and numerous people in the theatre kept telling them to be quiet
You are a fucking prick but because I hate children and women I love you.
Carson Perez
Poo
Connor Garcia
If I was those kids I would have beat your ass.
Leo Davis
Fake story. It changed before it even got all the way through. First 3 11 year olds with their mom, then they’re 3 autistic teenagers. This did NOT happen. But the clarification about it not being Sonic was at least a subtle move in good story telling
Mason Smith
They were swarthy, weren't they?
Easton Gutierrez
So he's just supposed to sit and let people chat over the movie because its a woman with children? He paid money to have a theayre experience, not to sit and listen to kids chat. What that is it shitty fucking parenting. Teach your kids some manners and respect when out in public or you're gonna have people Haye you
Aiden Jackson
I hope you're just pretending to be dumb because if you're genuinely this illiterate I feel sorry for you
Gavin Ramirez
>3 like 11 year olds with their mom >3 autistic teenagers That’s how you described them at separate points of writing. Unless you meant to say “3 teenagers who were acting like 11 year olds”, but then that sort of makes you the illiterate one who doesn’t know how to structure a clear sentence. Either way, the story seems fake. And not just because it sounds like you’re describing a progression of events. I could give you some pointers if you’d like
Camden Flores
>prior to this the last movie I saw in theatres was Suicide Squad >3 autistic teenagers wouldn't shut the fuck up
I mean, I suppose OP didn't word it like a English major but I still easily understood what he meant lmao. Maybe lay off the crack and fluoride, you pudding head.
I don't know what's in theaters right now. If this was a literal children's movie like Turning Red then you might be the faggot. If it was PG-13 or R, you are one hundred percent in the right. Teenagers always suck. God, I was awful when I was a teenager.
Adrian Hughes
What? I’m a little confused about how the first green text is even relevant to what I was saying. My point is he said there was 3 ‘like 11 year olds’, and then later said 3 teenagers. It was a minor slip up. But the entire story just doesn’t seem realistic to begin with. Someone getting thrown out of a movie theater for apparently talking is pretty rare. That sort of anti-social behavior for 3 individuals is also pretty rare. It could have happened. But the less than convincing narration of how OP is writing the story, and the unlikelihood of events actually taking place, makes it pretty obvious that this is a clear fake event. But it’s okay, we all have to start somewhere, Op. you get better at writing as you go along. I’m not coming after you, this is just a friendly critique
Cooper Hall
Let me guess, you were merely pretending to be retarded
Christian Taylor
You’re getting unnecessarily defensive. Calm down and get into the state of mind of someone who this story actually happened to. Your intentions are becoming clear, and now it’s abundantly clear you made up a fake story
Matthew Garcia
He means there were 3 autistic teenagers in the theatre when he saw Suicide squad who were being annoying like the 3 kids and their mom. Lmao. I didn't bother reading anything else in your paragraph. Please be pretending to be retarded. >Pic related: it's you
Wait, so you’re trying to say that 3 people did the same thing during the last movie you saw too? Because then don’t even try to say that this story is real because there’s no way a really rare thing like that happened twice in a row. A one time occurrence could’ve possibly been believable. But those sentences had no congruity so why would you expect someone to pick up that meaning ESPECIALLY when you were just talking about 3 people and didn’t give any indication you were talking about different individuals
Asher Scott
Everyone else picked up that meaning. What's your excuse?
Joseph Rivera
I saw Gladiator in the theater and a lady brought her 4 year old son and sat behind me. He started puking on the floor during the chariot scene and his mom yelled at him. She made him stay for the entire film and he cried quietly the whole time.
Justin Ward
The only retard is you my friend. I’m sorry, but you have to learn
Sebastian Parker
Yeah, the person who wrote it was able to tell what he meant… shocker. Real shocker. It’s not at all obvious that these multiple replies aren’t all the same either…. (That was sarcasm)
Justin Ross
u good nigga
Noah Moore
Keep going
Dylan Young
it's obviously a fake story since he never mentioned any interaction with the mom. shit greentext story shit thread
Levi Garcia
Have you ever hung around a child, or a retard before? And you can see through what they’re trying to do quite easily. That’s you. That’s how most people probably see you. But I guess you probably don’t realize that. It’s a bit sad. Even your clever attempts, like I’m assuming switching off your data for a second (I could tell you posted from a phone) only make it more obvious. Grow up OP. Become a better writer. You wanted me to keep going. There you have it. God bless
Easton Williams
Keeping going little janny. Show us how angry you are
Did it again. Not the first time you posted something from a computer, but would’ve at least been sorta clever, still wouldn’t have made up for how retarded the rest of this was however. I hope you have a good rest of your night tho
I hope that guy has a support network of some kind cause damn
Luis Brooks
Thanks. You’re kinda special too, in a good way. Maybe one day you can stop hiding behind these little unconvincing tricks, and fake changes, and just learn to be straight up. I think it might do you some good. I admire your heart, though Will do friend
Michael Peterson
>>prior to this the last movie I saw in theatres was Suicide Squad You honestly deserve it and more. FUCK you.
Jaxon Foster
lol get dabbed on you fucking faggot
Owen Jackson
More
Jayden Myers
Absolutely based. I would've had the manager in there after asking them the first time.
Grayson James
This nigga went to see suicide squad…. He deserved it
David Adams
imagine even considering stepping foot into a theatre any time in the last ten years
Julian Scott
Imagine getting nay nayed by 11 year olds xDD
Jaxson Diaz
God bless. I hope that whore mother and her 3 shitters had a miserable drive home
Aaron Nguyen
In a midnight desert, OP’s a fag fag fag
Justin Barnes
Those kids posted sneed
Isaac Gray
Did you have fun OP? Because you’re about to have fun forever and ever and ever
Zachary Martin
SNEEEEED
Carter Adams
More? This is you too You're slipping, crumbling under the pressure I'm putting on you. How sad you must be to make up a story about having a mother and children escorted out of a theatre. I can sense you're scared of me, because I've caught onto you and I'll never let up. I have the power to trace your IP address and I might just do it and share your location. Keep fucking around and find out
Lincoln Wood
>he thinks someone being a cunt in public is unrealistic Sure, OP could've made this greentext up for (You)s but none of the details here are rare at all and your reaction leads me to believe you either never go outside or you live in some posh neighborhood that you've never ventured from.
Eli Martinez
How much fucking money do these people have to waste? If they see the theatre as somewhere to play on their phones while their kids run around playing why don’t they just go to a park? I only go to the kino on special occasions and there is always something like this that ruins it
Tyler White
Lmao oh I'm so scared. Don't stop little guy we all wanna see what's next
Aiden Roberts
Your samefagging is tiresome. I found it amusing at first but it's getting out of hand now. The fact that you feel the need to continue with this tactic tells me I've got under your skin, which was my goal, and that goal is achieved. Keep poking the bear and find out what will happen next. You might not like what you read
Carter Reed
Nah, the story was fake ngl. But you have to admire his creativity. That’s a creative mind
Elijah Hill
Lol I maybe misjudged you, I’m starting to like you
Mason Ward
No shit, but his reasoning is retarded.
Xavier Gonzalez
Yeah, it wasn’t the most sound reasoning, especially out of context. I agree with you
Caleb Long
What a bunch of fucking incels in this thread Holy fuck. Go to a theatre on a Saturday night and find out for yourself how shitty people in the audience are. Getting the manager is a serious case, most of the time people shut up if you have the balls to say something. I went to see the first sonic movie in 2020 with my gf and I had to get the manager because 3 guys like 17-20 years old were using their regular speaking voice to have entire conversations during the movie and didn't stop when I asked them to. They got a warning from the manager, then I had to go back and get the manager a second time and she came with 2 other employees and had the shitters removed and on their way out one of the guys yelled "SONIC FUCKING SUCKED ANYWAYS" with a bunch of kids in the audience. In situations like this most people will do and say nothing and let the people have their conversations, but not me. I'll go full Karen and sick the manager on your ass if you're being annoying in the theatre.
Nolan Nguyen
Bro I went to see the very first showing of avengers fucking endgame on the Thursday. Completely packed house with electric energy in the air. There was a group of people sitting right in front of me, there were 2 teenaged girls apart of the group who looked like they were only there to see the movie because "it's the cool thing to do i need to post in my snapchat feed that I'm seeing avengers" and they both continued talking to each with their normal speaking voice and playing on there phones over the marvel logo and some hero behind me yelled at the top of the lungs, while it wad dead silence in the theatre aside from those 2 girls chatting "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE AWAY RIGHT FUCKING NOW" and yes, people cheered and clapped after he said it lmao
Bentley Miller
Are you seriously using the term ‘incel’ on Yea Forums, of all places? Lol Reddit fag