Watch german TV show

>watch german TV show
>can't fucking tell the actors apart

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what's wrong with you? the casting was actually very good for the aged-up characters

what was her problem?

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FOR NEITHER EVER

>german show
>featurin sex scenes with trannies

ICH BIN DU

SATANISMUS ?

What is it with Germans and incest?

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>ends up with every character being the same person that travelled back in time

>dooming the world for this

You have face blindness.

>there will never be a time travel show as good as Dark

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hmmm...

ZATANISMUS

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>chooses goat song on the firs season
>ie shit afterwards
why

>see /dark/ thread
immediately feel nostalgic and depressed

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What was the point of season 2 ?
it's basically repeating all the events of season 1, where we know already everything that happens, except minor shit that doesn't change anything because muh determinism

Also why do they like showing so much barely legal girls naked?

>ywn have a qt aunt gf you fuck across time and space and are perfect for each other

Why do we bother living?

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literally why did he say this at this point?
he knew she was her aunt and rejected her just before

Season 2 expanded the lore, introduced 2 more eras, and gave us based special investigator kino.
Season 3 is where they dropped the ball.

At this point he had fully accepted that he shouldn't exist and this world is wrong. So what does it matter if he fucks his aunt?

For me, it's high-school Regina

>Season 3 is where they dropped the ball.
This. As soon as the alt-version of the main girl showed up at the end of season 2 I knew there was trouble.

She fell for the wrong guy hard, everything went downhill from there. Typical case. Still very kawaii.

Irgendwie Irgendwo Irgendwann should've also played during the kiss scene apart from the ending credits after they get evaporated by the sands of time and space.
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Based. Regina was best girl

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how did she go from THIS

Lil nigga got to play his waifu's bf.

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What did they mean by this?

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How cool would a Terminator movie that deals with the John Connor-Skynet time paradoxes in the style of Dark be?

It would be the final movie, obviously, effectively erasing the machine uprising and John Connor himself by the end.

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reported this a blue board

>tfw watching Dark with my aunt

tell us more

Your hot aunt?

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>watch german TV show or a movie
>it's sad, pretentious and autistic

>SATANISMUS??????

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>be a 1950s nazi Chad with huge jawline
>turn into this
shit casting

when you realize that he is everybodies ancestor

> SATANISMUS IN MEINER STADT?

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>not one POC in the whole show
wtf

>Jonas' real life gf is way uglier than Martha
At least he's not a homo I guess

Not hard to be uglier than a qt

ULRICH DIDN'T DESERVE ALL OF THAT!
HE WAS /OURGUY/!

>watch german TV show
>can't fucking tell the actors apart

racist much?

>can't fucking tell the actors apart
Just like the wire

She's pretty cute, looks like a female Jonas.
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kek

why didnt he become a prophet ? he could literally tell them about 9/11

High school Regina is a top tier qt. Would travel through time for.

even after all these years of nazishaming the germans remain based

I unironically have trouble telling the difference between characters in shows when everyone is white and has brown hair

>Hey guys, just fyi 50 years from now some mooslims will fly a plane into a building that doesn't exist yet. Will you let me outta jail now?

Why was Egon so obsessed with satanism?

guess they should have added more fat and unhealthy people

>AUTISMUS?

Genuinely can't remember how this series ended. Also rip to my niggas Egon and Ulrich true G's

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EATEN MIEN SCHIZER

but they hated each other

>Genuinely can't remember how this series ended.

Time loop closed. Half the cast nopes out of existence.

The hot dancer chick who gets naked in her leotard in the first season got me diamonds. Was so unexpected.

I could tell them apart but they all had the same personality

that's just germany

what about her sister?