Happy Architect Day

there really is nothing more alpha that loving a woman even when she blows up like that

All kidding aside, they seem like an unusually sweet couple for hollyjew.
Kek!

That fucking massive shit eating grin

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Reminder that on /trash/ we regularly have bbw threads

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:architect:

That needs a strong toilet that can hold up.

>hollyjew

Brosnan lives in Hawaii and doesn’t concern himself with that kike degeneracy

>smile increases
lmao

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tits too small

I'm going to ask what everyone is thinking.
>sauce?

stufferdb.com/index.php?/category/8004

He's gonna fill her like Henry the 8th.

jej

They look happy. Very based

The best part is how his smile increase

I love a good plumper, but I'm a lightweight, once things start folding over on themselves I'm out.

The Architect - Opus 27, No. 1, Sonata No. 13 in E-fat major

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You'll get there eventually, it's inevitable

I like the architect meme simple because I like seeing how happy and genuinely in love Pierce Brosnan is. Is he the anti-Will Smith?

>met on the 1st of the 4th
>married on the 8th of the 8th
Learn to read.

The truck was shooped you idiot

Why the fuck did he ruin a hot woman? Why didn't he just marry a landwhale instead?

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The fun part of marrying someone skinny is making them fat

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How did they make it work?
How could he work with Shittywood for so long and yet apparently stay a decent human bean? I feel like not ever losing respect for each other is the absolute key to a successful relationship and that's also where most break apart.

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It's about the thrill of the hunt

>making them fat
Getting fat in a marriage comes automatically.
The true skill is to stay fit. In his case though he just loves her the way she is but stays fit himself.

BREAK YOUR DIETS AND CRACK YOUR SMORES
WHITE WHALE
HOLY GRAIL

She's like a slab of marble and he's Michelangelo.

For me its
Sabien Demonia
Angel Wicky
Jessica Moore
Lisa Sparxxx
Melanie Jagger
Kristi Klenot
Selah Rain
Jordan Prise
Luba Love
Proxy Paige
Lucy Love

My gf is anorexic and I can't stop fapping to feedee porn, what do?

She is literally a blank canvas. He is a genius, we just couldn't see it

>Chad with a perfect marriage
Architect...I kneel

You ever seen the Sabien Halloween video where after drinking piss she deep throats so hard that she pukes everywhere, then gets on the floor and laps it up?

Nah, im not partial to watersports, i actively download the dry version if i can find them

He gets happier each picture :)

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Bless him

He's letting the world know he has a fetish.

Look at that smile. He's not looking at the camera, he's looking into the future. All the possibilities. All the high calorie meals. He's looking at you as if to say "Watch me work."

idk may seem wrong but imo she should brutally killed for dishonoring him desu

To be honest I never looked twice at Carmella until she got fat.

>bmw replaced with bbw
the attention to detail in that fucking edit

I did fap to her before as well, but while everyone else was screaming for the hills, I was doing the Jack Nicholson nod.

his smug grin is so infectious

>still crediting the photographer 28 years later
what a hecking good guy

holy shit

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Pierce definitely posts here.

that's true. what a nice thing to do

She's wife material

I like the architect meme and all but I'm assuming the guys here that lust after obese women are all american and probably developed an attraction because their mothers were obese

>Retarded eurofag still believes anything Freud said
Sounds about right.

so I got the american part right?

Belgians, Anglos, Americans, Mexicans, and Samoans are all pretty bad. Americans aren't even the most obese anymore I'm pretty sure Pacific Islanders and Arabic nations caught up awhile ago

He knows what he's doing

How long until he knows about his meme?