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He looks so much like my dad, I hate that. My dad was a notorious pedophile too. He bought my mom when she was 13 from her crackhead parents for $300 when he was 35 and kept her prisoner in his home deep in the country where no one could help and kept her there for 4 years until she escaped. Also he killed at least 12 people that I'm aware of. Good thing he is dead now. I found one of the dead bodies down by the creek buried in a shallow grave

If you put a mustache and a Yankees hat on him he would look identical to this Mexican guy I work with

Cute!

the best thing to come out of a multi billion dollar trilogy is a fucking slug

i don't remember him from the movies but seems like a cool guy since so many threads about him

Always watching, Wazowski

literally who?

Looks like my dick after my fifth fap sesh of the day

Klaud (mechanic for hire)

lmao wtf

unrivaled heir to the crown as king of Yea Forums

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Unironically is this good character design?

literally me

I don't see why not

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Reminder that the slug got more screentime in 9 than the muh asian representation lady

klaud with that drip though

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he's a mechanic but he doesn't have hands

kek

this is a klaud board.

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same

resized

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Holy fuck its Roberto

I read somewhere that he uses the appendages on his head

Dude, I just saw your dad's grave fly over my house.

"How do I circumcize this thing?"

if he had only 2 more minutes of screen time he could've saved the trilogy
fucking kathleen kennedy again fucking things up

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Man Rygel really let himself go in his old age

why is everyone keeping their distance to Klaud? He looks like he could use a hug.

Fucking based

bruh

he doesn't want to associate with plebs.

ENGORGED
ERECT
TRIUMPHANT

YALL MIND IF I MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MAKE A MOCKERY OF YOUR ENTIRE FRANCHISE?

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Kneel.

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highly baste

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>mockery
he mogs the main cast to bolivian

absolute unit

Klaus Schwab

checked

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I believe Xir's name was Rose Tico

Klaud! NO!

>that one cool kid at school who owns this

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I loved "Meet the Feebles"!

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What is Klaud's last name?

Strife

Skywalker

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Unknown. However his native Trodatome language is one of the hardest in the galaxy to understand.
It suffices to say that Klaud is in the top 3 most intelligent characters in Star Wars and devilishly charming.

this but unironically

He died so that we might live.

>What the fuck did you just say to me?
>You heard me JJ you little shylock, I want my fucking money or I'm not doing the penetration scene with Daisy.

Thank you Klaud

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Do you guys remember when leaks were coming out for the movie and they claimed this was Luke reincarnated?

Fucking hell.

>tfw the Spice must flow

I cry every time.

no diea what i'm doin

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lmao

Typical, hate when that happens