How does Batman (2022) compare to Nolan's Batman?

How does Batman (2022) compare to Nolan's Batman?

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They're both shit, although at least the 2022 film has less schizophrenic editing, so I'll say it's better

>mogged by nolan
desu ngmi ldar

Nolan's "batman" isn't batman in any way shape or form.

Why, not enough woowoo magic for you?

All shit movies, and Batman was confirmed to not eat pussy.

Batman flopped hard and Nolan won.

real men eat pussy incel

I'm not sure why you're attacking me, retard. DC is the ones that made the announcement, not my headcanon.
variety.com/2021/tv/features/subverting-superhero-tv-wandavision-harley-quinn-umbrella-academy-1234992069/
>“Harley Quinn” is also unique among the current crop of comic content in that its main character and all of her closest allies are villains rather than heroes in the DC canon. That allows the show to do different things with the characters that heroes simply cannot do — at least according to DC.
>“It’s incredibly gratifying and free to be using characters that are considered villains because you just have so much more leeway,” says Halpern. “A perfect example of that is in this third season of ‘Harley’ [when] we had a moment where Batman was going down on Catwoman. And DC was like, ‘You can’t do that. You absolutely cannot do that.’ They’re like, ‘Heroes don’t do that.’ So, we said, ‘Are you saying heroes are just selfish lovers?’ They were like, ‘No, it’s that we sell consumer toys for heroes. It’s hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone.’”
You absolute fucking retard.

Hit a nerve there Chang? You fucker cuckpost on pol. I know who you are incel.

She's getting the Battongue haha
A Battilingus!!
edit: thanks for the likes buds!

I just feel like I should be watching Heat or Miami Vice instead

you can actually see Battinson beating up the bad guys. Nolan's Bourne shaky cam shit was autistic

You cant edit posts in Yea Forums goofball

Sorry. White, and I don't post on /pol/. If you're letting retards live rent free, can I get a discoount?
Cope that your favorite capeshit doesn't eat pussy.

Nolans batman is the quintessential batman.

I very much doubt this story. Harley Quinn is a very woke, girl power, sex positive, lesbian show. "DC vetoed Batman's cunnilingus" smells like manufactured controversy to rile up a new audience on Twitter and start hashtags like #YesSuperHeroesDo, #BateatsCat, etc.

This.

No they fucking dont you massive faggot

Nolan's style of filming fight scenes was brilliant, because it captured the chaotic nature of a fight, and there were even shots from the criminal's point of view, putting the audience in the POV of the guy Batman is beating up.

You can doubt whatever you want, I don't give a fuck. Once I close this tab, you're gone. None of that changes the fact that DC confirmed that Batman doesn't eat pussy.

lmao even in kamasutra legendary aryan indians eat pussy

its literally the alpha male move, you dumb bastard

>getting this mad

>166313221
>0% mad
>user doesn't understand shitposting and not being emotionally invested
How young are you, user?

No, it's confirmed that one of the Harley Quinn showrunners said that DC (without naming any names) told her that. With all the LGBT/woke heroes DC puts out and all the free publicity the Harley Quinn show got from this story, you really believe that?

Yes.
The rest is just you coping with the fact that a fictional character doesn't do something in imagination. There was never going to be a comic where Batman eats pussy, and they would never show that in a cartoon.
Not really sure what you're expecting. This isn't a biography. It's fictional characters. They have no agency or desires. DC decides that Batman doesn't eat pussy, and that's just how it is.

please tell me this is from a comic and not just fanart

Fanart. Batman is confirmed to not eat pussy.

Its as real as a comic can be.

BETA!

it's from an actual comic

>h-haha I’m just shitposting guys
eternal cope

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>retard is so new to not know what Yea Forums is for

Zack Snyder (the creator of Batman) confirmed it's canon

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cope, dicklet. real man have big cocks and give real orgams. she'll leave you for a vibrating dildo

I don't care about the Harley Quinn show or Batman's sex life. But the fact that we're talking about it proves my point. Notice how she doesn't name any DC executive, and this in the era of #MeToo, the era where Joss Whedon and Geoff Johns get called out by name for every offense, real and imagined.

And a Warner Brothers DC adaptation? The same company that casts a black actor/actress as every single redhead, that pats themselves on the back when they make a queer character, bringing a trans supporting role to the Batgirl movie, you honestly think they clutched their pearls at cunnilingus?

Look, Twitter favorite Zack Snyder has voiced his support to stand in solidarity with #BatmanEatsPussy! This is a totally organic movement based on a real complaint, not at all planned to promote the show.

I bet you also believe Carrie Fisher really sent a cow tongue to an unnamed Hollywood executive who sexually harassed her friend. Comics aren't real life, but neither is hearsay.

gay

me after watching batman eat pussy

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>They're both shit
Thank you. Nolan's trilogy is truly a dull, uninspired drag and it's annoying that the meme brain npcs revere it.

>acts like a retard
>gets called a retard
>blames it on shitposting
>resorts to calling others new
lmaoing so hard at your life right now

Okay so we are basically normalizing R34 now then right?

When exactly do we get softcore furry porn movies in theaters? I feel like thats the path we are headed down.

Batman would never eat pussy. Ass on the other hand...

The Batman vs Batman Begins or the Nolan trilogy overall?

Overall The Batman wins.
Begins against The Batman it's still The Batman but it is a much closer race.

Moggs Nolan's shit.

I'd report this to the police if I saw this on a rooftop, fuck you batman

I would walk up behind Batman, waggling my eyebrows while playing pocket pool and say something like
>My turn
or
>I'm hungry, can I have some?

Based Zack

Why does this picture trigger me so fucking much

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You are mentally disturbed and horribly gullible

>Why does this picture trigger me so fucking much
It's because catwoman looks bored and no one wants our childhood heroes to be bad at anything. When batman can't get a reaction from catwoman while doing cunnilingus on her, he's letting us all down.

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Who's Quint Essential?

some shitty multiverse batman where bruce was harley's son raised in her single mother household before becomes a jester-type batman

If she's your highschool virgin sweetheart? Yes, eat that pussy. If she's in her late 20s and ready to settle down? Absolutely disgusting.

holy projection

Bored? She's cumming so hard her eyes are rolling out of their sockets.

her eyes are rolling because she's bored

I just ate my girlfriend's pussy like two-ish hours ago, AMA

Nothing more gay than licking a woman's pussy

It's ok that you're too autistic to read expressions, I'm sure you have other skills

Yes I do

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Because the gigachad Batman is submitting himself to a woman. It's out of character

Is this chinese batman?

I'm sincerely glad for you.

Did you lick her butthole.

There's nothing batman about it.

imagine being a woman's vibrator

Nah, neither of us like butt stuff

Gay