How would you fix him?

She's blackmailing him. He's probably a buck broken fag

youtube.com/watch?v=h9vOCRwKpz4
for starters you'd need a time machine

>In the land of Hollywood, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences forged in secret, a master buck, to break all others. And into this buck they poured all their cuckoldry, their malice, and their will to break all bucks. One buck to J U S T them all.

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Kill his wife.

he clearly has some kind of personality disorder, so yeah the guy needs therapy

why are their no Will Just edits, wtf is this shit?

Huh, might be a kino friendship

>divorce
>fuck bitches
>star in indie drama films
>become best buds with RPats and LDC

dmt

dealing with foolishness

How you know he is a fag

he should just become a tranny

>personality disorder
He's just a person who has been mentally abused for such a long period of time that he has lost grasp on reality. After all this shit he's STILL so madly in love with Jada. Poor dude.

>No, Will. I got this.

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nta but he had a thing for a while where orgasms made him so disgusted that he'd vomit

make him build a wall
youtube.com/watch?v=kk0oYY4zdAo

A reunion episode of Fresh Prince (not a shitty documentary look back) would work I reckon.
>Will has since become a superstar marketing exec in a majority white company
>Carlton works as a lawyer for a non-profit group, representing poor people who aren't being given a fair shot
>Will attends a conference in Carlton's town and they meet up
>Carlton is glad to see him and still a nerd at heart but works too hard for a gf or much of a social life
>Will has a hot wife and feels bad for Carlton
>Carlton notices that Will's wife is a bitch, brings it up but Will shoots him down
>eventually Carlton catches Will's wife cheating and tells Will, Will gets mad at hi and slaps him
>They have a pre-planned goodbye dinner, Carlton leaves while Will is ashamed of himself
>As Carlton is walking away, Will's wife makes a comment calling Carlton a bitch
>Carlton stops, hurt
>Will finally snaps and gets up to tell her off
>Carlton stops him and delivers a speech about how he likes his life and used to look up to Will and some other stuff
>Actually leaves
>Will puts his wedding ring on the table and goes after Carlton
>1 year late: Will has left his company and is working with Carlton, providing PR for his firm
tldr; episode reflects Will Smith's life with him learning to be a better person
Audiences would love it

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nah check out his autobiography, guy's clearly mental

Only an American, hopped up on cheap hollywood cop buddy movies, would think this.

I like it

His parents never split up. That's the only possible fix, really. He went through an emotional injury early in life and he can't recover from it

He has mental issues, he wants to keep his family no matter how fucked up it is.

>loyal
what are you talking about? he has openly talked about fucking other women during their marriage, they're both degenerates

No he hasn't. He said he throws up whenever he tries to have sex with a woman.

>probably
kek

no, when he has an orgasm because of how fucked up sex has become for him. he's obviously not talking about jada

jej

Kek

>youtube.com/watch?v=Lc_kxJv8FRw

He's a scientologist. They ban you from going to see a therapist/psychologist/psychiatrist. Instead they have their own version, called an "auditor", who talks to you and uses a machine to suck the invisible evil spirits ("thetans") off of you. This is why he and his kids are insane. He raised his kids with a customized scientology curriculum. His brain is fried from these freaks.

>CARLTON
>I'm gonna KNOCK YOU OUT

man looks sunken

this but with 4 rounds in it

Divorce his wife and disown his children

>tranette no passto

all he has to say, then walk out

simple as

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>Banned from the Academy for 10 years
He's already dead.

That just means he can't vote.

This is like when the beta kid is getting roasted and he tries to laugh along like he's in on the joke too.

Why wouldn't you want to build the greatest wall the world has ever seen? Surely a great wall has its first brick laid greatly.

He could literally hire the best, ones that could arrange it to look like a normal accident, and it'll be still far cheaper than settling with an alimony.

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That'd be refreshing

He's banned from the ceremony.

>Willdur! The wedding ring! Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!

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based

get him a white woman

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A chris benoit

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> divorce the bald bitch
> take the hit, accept whatever sum they give you
> accept every job offer a la Eric Roberts
> galavant all Europe and Asia , fuck every white and slat eyed bitch you can
> post all of it on every social media
> get a white bitch pregnant
> 9 months later claim that you finally have a child you could love
> go back to the US , steal Tupac's ashes and shit in them
> sent them to Jada

Xenomorph vibes

I don’t get what is supposed to be funny about that image, it’s very forced.
>t. straight white man

>He's a scientologist.
He's not. They're christian.