/sev/ - Severance General

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Severance Bros.. we won

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You know he's 100% getting fired and Patricia Arquette is getting her old job back next season. Innie Helly was able to escape and expose what's going on at Lumon to the public all under HIS supervision. I'll be surprised if they don't flat out kill him. Which honestly could take like three to four episodes just because of the size of that massive ass of his. He could be holding onto life with that thing for weeks

why do the black people act so white?

Kier was honored in the shrine as well, but there's definitely a "Cobel" being honored.

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he's gonna get you.

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I FOUND HER, I FOUND YOUR CHILD
I'M THE ONE WHO FOUND HER

Milchick is our guy

how can he run with that big ass of hiss

its speculative fiction you have to just go with it sometimes

MILCHICK GOT CAKE

This scene is so fucking kino. actually all the scenes when they're sprinting in the halls and that fast music is playing is kino.

wtf are you talking about?
ALL the Black characters in Severance are straight evil

- Milicheck loves abusing his coworkers and enjoys working for Lumon unironically
- Alexa (the girl Mark dates for two episodes) is a major bitch that starts invading his privacy after one date
- Reghabi (the Lumon surgeon) literally beats some guys head in with a baseball bat
- Natalie (corporate spokeswoman) is clearly a corporate stooge with zero independent thoughts

pretty sure ben stiller is a racist

who the FUCK posted saying this was the finale?????????????????????????????

>general
>after the series ends
do you redditards really? you can't go a day without making generals

>when you're a janny and someone posted cunny to Yea Forums

it obviously ended on a cliffhanger??

>he doesn't know

>??
kill yourself tourist

The soundtrack/audio was absolutely kino

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nooooo you stole the joke I stole from someone else who stole it from someone else

IT'S KYIR RACIST

what happens when get gets us

This dude is cast so perfectly...

I heard you were involved in off topic threads today user. Why don't you have a seat?

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I too thought there would be a 10th

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She's probably am Eagen bastard child

O&D coup

guess we'll have to wait...

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Milchik probably plows marks wife on the testing floor before they reset her

season 2 prediction: milchick becomes a sympathetic character. somehow.

OK bros what's the deal with the cars. Why are there no new cars anywhere. It's all like late 70s - mid 80s. We've seen iphones and modern laptops and web design. But the cars are all old. What's the theory? Style choice? Deeper meaning about the current state of the world?

an entire year of waiting

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"FU Mr. Milchick"

fuck off
this is a female acceptance space

>no Ben Stiller cameo

it's just me or the show looks too stretched out? when we got the various pieces of the puzzles they were not enough rewarding (at least for me) for the time spent.
I think that it's not so well balanced, as a show: I liked it, but it left me a sour taste.
I don't think we got enough piece of the puzzle for the time we invested, and when we got them, the effect was "that's it?"

Old cars are cool, modern cars are not cool

what

helly in more cute office outfits in season 2!

Fuck that cliff hanger. Anyway, so what's the deal with his wife? So apparently she didn't die?

Also why is there so little discussion? This series was an absolute 10/10

Non-consensual waffle party

This guy starting to drive is probably the worst acting I've seen on the show. I'm not even sure what his expressions were meant to convey.

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So does the season have satisfying ending or it just another LOST style cliffhanger?

the setting is full of weird shit, and what we got it's like 1% of that. The setting makes you think of the various possibilities and implications of the show, but when you got some explaination, I don't feel it's that "interesting" for the time spent waiting for that.
Like, the revelation at the end for Mark was not even a real revelation, we already had a hint about that.
In other words, the series teases the audience a lot: feels like going out to a girl you always were into, but once you finally go out with her and have sex with her, the sex is not that satisfying.

Major cliffhanger and season 2 announced.

I was kind of wondering about that too. I’m really hoping it’s just a style choice, because the last thing this show needs is to get bogged down in too many mysteries they can’t write decent explanations for a la L O S T But maybe there’s another level of severance to this whole thing? The town they live in is named after Kier Eagan, what if they’re like “triple severed” or something? Like even the “outties” we see in the “real world” are actually also severed? Maybe the entire show actually takes place on the surface of Milchick’s giant ass? These are all valid questions we just don’t have the answers to right now?

I really hope they are not going into that direction, with multiple severances on the same person. It would be lazy, and I am really worried about the show is not going to living up to the expectations.

Yes

cliffhanger that basically forces you to watch season 2

It is satisfying but also a huge cliffhanger

It was a fantastic finale in my opinion and the cliffhanger was handled well. I'm not even that mad we have to wait, I'm excited as fuck.

That’s Ricken. It’s how his book managed to get into Lumon and all MDR, even Milichik, got to read it.

Cobel doesn’t know it either, but that’s why she, the person most devoted to the Eagan’s, looked after his kid. He’s an Eagan.

I've said a few times in these threads that as the season progressed there weren't enough clues that would logically lead to a satisfying reveal of the answers to the mystery, which in itself would likely be boring uninspired dogshit. And now it's all been dumped on you in the final episode and no surprise, it's unsatisfying generic dogshit.

These sorts of stories require planning to ensure that all the details are planned to be in place and revealed to give structure to the progression of the story. And it was fucking flagrantly obvious that wasn't going to be the case after the first few episodes hooked you in and it was just more and more mysterious bullshit.

I mean what kind of fucking grand conspiracy would come of this brain-switching technology. Oh, we're just manufacturing manchurian candidates? Great, don't care.

The audience's mind was already made up. Her speech won't do shit

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Is this show good? Should I watch it?

I don't think it's really trying to be this extremely mysterious story. I mean it has the elements to it but it's way more character driven.

It insists upon itself

Yes and no

She'll probably get in the news

Lumon has it's hands in so many pies, user

the audience laughed at her and I imagine her outie is going to get a quick briefing on what just happened and say "it was just a prank everyone haha"

He's never driven a car before but he somehow knows how.

It's muscle memory shit. Same reason they all know how to walk and talk.

Why would you want them to act otherwise

Also why his books and reading have such a profound effect on people; that Eagan DNA.

He’s an Eagan/Lumon under a different brand name.

The chip is only designed to remove memories of their personal lives. If it cost them skills then they would have to be reteach them how to walk and use computers.

this scene depicts Turturro desperately driving across the city to try to kiss Christopher Walken

Not muscle memory. They retain all the knowledge of their outies. The only thing that was wiped was memories of their personal lives and who they were.

that really pissed me off

yeah what the fuck was that about
who even was that black guy?

Mark S didn’t even know if “inspectors” were real things.

They don’t retain anything except for skills and knowledge necessary to do their jobs.

He knew of the concept and was just iffy as to what he knew relative to reality.

unless I'm being racist it was the same obnoxious black guy from the dinner party

He’s Lumon. Playing a character like Ms Selvig was.

He's just there for autistic representation.

He was the snooty guy at the dinner table in the first episode.

Yeah. Muscle memory wouldn't help you start a car if you're not consciously aware of how it's done.

For me, it's Natalie.

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no

homofaggotry is the real evil

innies don't remember anything but their homofaggotry?

finally watched. pure kino.

For half the show I honestly thought the board of directors was just made up and she was bullshitting

Off the top of my head, they know what goats, sex and the ocean are. None of which are necessary to their jobs.

Nah man, he didn’t even know if Inspectors are real things or not.

is her dad the leader of the Lumen?

CEO yes

how do you film this? a really fast backwards running cameraman? a dolly track you edit out? the angle makes it look faster than it is?

He's the current leader yes. Did you not see his giant statue

Am I the only one that wanted to bang selvig

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I missed that

It was when they did the tour

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very mommy

I wouldn't even bang a Patricia Arquette from 30 years ago.

Imagine her huge bug eyes tearing up as she gags on my cock haha

possibly the same thing they do when filming any motorcycle scene. The cameraman facing backwards while riding on some sort of 'tandem bike'.

Redpill me on reintegration, why does the woman who killed the security guy do it, and why was Cobol so excited about it working?

She aged well

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Mommy