>Sauron literally lost to this
Sauron literally lost to this
Isaiah Morales
Brandon Hughes
how much is that dogie in the window
*wurf wurf*
William Harris
No one is going to understand what you mean no one has read the silmarillion here.
Gabriel Walker
>Sauron got the shit knocked out of him by a dog and a girl who sat on his face until he squealed like a bitch
Easton Cook
the silmarillion really makes melkor and sauron look like two pussy ass bitches
Cameron Howard
melkor runs away from elves screaming literally the entire book
Adam Scott
They're really big bro, like really big.
Juan Allen
Ayden Hill
I've seen a mutt of one and a dalmatian and holy fuck that thing was like a horse
a white woman was walking him
Juan Taylor
>6'2 vs 5'10
James Myers
>Sauron isn't even Middle Earth's Satan, just Satan's lame autistic fan boy
The guy was a fuckin spaz, it's not a surprise he got bullied by a dog
Dominic Murphy
Pretty sure it's outright stated that Melkor was a huge coward in spite of all his power. Before they could fight, Fingolfin had to trashtalk him in front of all his army just to get him out of Angband.
Ian Morgan
>gets punked by the itsy bitsy spider
AAAAAAAAAAGH SAVE ME BALROGS
Aaron Scott
Lúthien casted a sleeping spell at Sauron
It wasn't a fair fight
Blake Bennett
>that russian fanfiction where Lúthien shags Melkor
Caleb Sullivan
>Author: [email protected]
Jace Roberts
The one with the waggly tail
Isaac Ward
>IS... IS THAT THE NUMENOREANS? AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE! I KNEEL!
Colton Harris
One simply knows...
Asher Mitchell
Ivan please
Asher Wright
If sauron was real he would be playing factorio right now
Ethan Bell
AAAAAAAAAAH SAVE ME MELKOR
Blake Ortiz
Tfw no qt redhead autistic sauron bf
Dylan Miller
Yea Forums is an illiterate board.
James Lewis
Legolas was jockin his style
Levi Diaz
too bad the breed is so fucked
imagine if these things could live to 30
Logan Carter
Daily remainder that the sorcerer bitch known as luthien enchanted Huan to turn against its master
Jacob White
>illiterate board.
>because no one has read capeshit fantasy
Kevin Nelson
>is called Irish wolfhound
>doesn't look anything like a wolf
Fucking false advertising
Jordan Kelly
it hounds wolves retard
Noah Allen
huan was based and he turned against his incel master when he showed his true colours
Christian Phillips
Yeah I'm sure that a dog that had your back when you genocided the lesser elves and orcs would completely turn against you when a woman started bitching for being in a room for a day
Kevin Clark
he literally tried to kidnap a woman he deemed too hot, biggest incel move i've ever seen, killing your kin is at the very least manly, but this? Huan was so ashamed he turned against him
Austin Ward
>morgoth/sauron fujos
Bentley Edwards
>he literally tried to kidnap a woman he deemed too hot
It was a political move you idiot, with Doriath (and the rest of the moriquendi) united along with the rest of the noldor kingdoms Angband wouldn't have resisted or broken the siege.
>Huan was so ashamed he turned against him
DoriathrinLuthienandNoldorinLhūthienmeant "enchantress", deriving fromPrimitive Quendianluktiēnē("enchantress"; fromrootLUK"magic, enhantement)
Jeremiah Campbell
Levi Foster
Unironically before the beren and luthien arc, everything was ""salvageable"" at least
Mason Bailey
I see the feanor house defense force has found the thread
Owen Miller
Cope
Even Beren and luthien could have run away and married silently(like they did eventually) and avoided all the bloodshed that their irresponsible actions triggered
Aiden Harris
>Letting your maiden live in the forest like some kind of filthy beast
Beren knew better than that, he wouldn't allow that
Ethan Gonzalez
GROND
GROND
GROND
Owen Gomez
They literally went to live in some mudhutt in Dor Firn-i-Guinar
Jack Thompson
cú faoil
Juan Perez
Grond pepper
Robert Barnes
Because they had no choice, they wanted to go Nargothrond but they didn't have the Silmaril
Lucas Campbell
>The board that frequently has 300+ reply threads discussing the lore of Lord of the rings hasn't read the book
Joshua Davis
They went to Tor Galen after they killed Carcharoth and got the Silmaril back
Do Sindar simps really?
Gavin Miller
GROND
Wyatt Sanchez
GROND
Jace Wood
Well maybe they did that because they were fucking dying
Lucas Garcia
>uhhh.... Akchually they were dying!
No they were completely healthy after Mandos returned them. They even had a kid afterwards
Stop making lame excuses
Josiah King
They were also with King Elwë, who was so moved with Beren's death that he took in that highly charismatic retard Túrin
Elijah Miller
You just know there’s some fujo fanfic of Ar-Pharazôn and enslaved Sauron
Carter Perez
I fucking love dogs
Levi Sanchez
Left: Russian wolfhound enjoyer
Right: Irish wolfhound fan
Luke Perry
I fucking hate noldars
Camden Torres
That is an Irish woman you putz, post the dog.
James Evans
I miss my dog bros.
Thomas Campbell
On the one hand, I've always liked villains having flaws like that. Under all their cruelty and scary spikey armor, they're utterly terrified of running into someone who could actually put up a fight.
On the other hand, it *really* deflates the heroes accomplishments if the villains are weaklings.
Brody Powell
I fucking hate moriquendë barbarians
Aiden Hall
How much is that doggy in the window
Lucas Morris
>mountain range gets named after it
>screams still echo there
Luis Young
Yeah, Sauron used to show his face from time to time in the First Age. Everything used to be better in the First Age >pic rel
Luke Ross
Was Celebrimbor in Shadow of War based on Feanor? The dude was turning into an elf sauron