>This will take a while.
>I'll go get us some coffee.
This will take a while
>storms rolling in
>better find some cover
>What did you just say?
>No, BEFORE that.
>What the HELL is this?
>I don't know. You tell me.
>Chuck?
>I haven't heard that name in a long time...
>Wait... if you're here, then who's driving the truck?!
>In ENGLISCH please
>POV shot of a beautiful woman saying "I love you"
I said my IBS has been acting up this week
>cuts to comic relief chimpanzee behind the wheel
>That's it! You goddamn genius!!!
Same... same
quack quack quack quack
>"bring up the image"
>"enhance by 200 percent"
>"no... not there... THERE"
comfy trope tho
>It's my last case before retirement
>I'm gay and my penis doesn't work
im so fucking bloated
>No, after that
And I just remembered that we're out here! What I want to know is where's the caveman?
>Do you hear that?
>I dont hear anything
>... exactly
>....
>wow
>I knew this was a bad idea.
milkers
kek
I take my coffee like I take my women. Black and strong and fertile and carrying my mixed race mutt offspring
>I got the entire mayor's office up my ass
>It was his last case before retirement
>case is finally solved
>police chief and burned-out detective walk out of the station
>chief says, "Say, do you like cannolis?"
>detective replies, "You read my mind."
>GOD DAMN IT and i wasnt even supposed to come in today!
>What if I shot you, how'd that be?
>Yous crakas crazy dawg
name one movie
No, before shart.
>So you're the new guy, huh?
>Bluhhhhhhhhhhh
What kind of man jizzes in his OWN coffee?
I take my coffee like I take my women. With no penis.
>UH..... GUYS...?
>WHAT!
>.... He's right behind us isn't he.
>I didn't think it would-
>THAT'S RIGHT! YOU DIDN'T THINK!
>We're taking over the case
>who the hell IS that guy?
>we thought he was with you?
Name Five Kinos
make me
You first faggot
Home Alone 4
Batman Begins, director's cut
Xing Ping and the 9th ring
Ed, Edd and Eddy movie
Texan chainsaw massacre
>Okay, what’s plan B?
>That WAS plan B!
Oooo look everyone I REPLIED TO EVERYONE
WHAT NOW HAHAHAHA GUESS I WIN AGAIN
Your mother's a whore
Your mother's a whore
Your mother's a whore
Your mother's a whore
Your mother's a whore
For real though:
Blade Runner
Platoon
Red Sun
The Swimmer
Reindeer Games
>sharpen up the image
>enchance on the car in the background
>add more pixels amd zoom in 400% on the drivers licence
>use the reconstruction software to let us see the covered up part
>what's that?! Zoom in on the lower left
>add 600% more sharpness and zoom in 150% on the nail
>remove background noise
>there, in the reflection in the nail! >Sharpen 200%!
>We got him boys!
sorcerer
>Ouch stop stepping on me!
>it wasn't me
>then who was it!?
>uh guys? We’ve got company.
>how committed are you to our cause user?
>im all in
>You sure you know how to drive this thing?
>Only one way to find out
>at least things can't get any worse
>"Where the hell are we?"
>Pterodactyl flies overhead
>"More like WHEN are we?"
>where did you learn to drive like that?
>grand theft auto
>pinch me, I must be dreaming
>OUCH
>I'm sorry sir, I didn't think...
>THAT'S RIGHT WOKOWSKI YOU DIDN'T THINK