This will take a while

>This will take a while.
>I'll go get us some coffee.

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>storms rolling in
>better find some cover

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>What did you just say?
>No, BEFORE that.

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>What the HELL is this?
>I don't know. You tell me.

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>Chuck?
>I haven't heard that name in a long time...

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>Wait... if you're here, then who's driving the truck?!

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>In ENGLISCH please

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>POV shot of a beautiful woman saying "I love you"

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I said my IBS has been acting up this week

>cuts to comic relief chimpanzee behind the wheel

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>That's it! You goddamn genius!!!

Same... same

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quack quack quack quack

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>"bring up the image"
>"enhance by 200 percent"
>"no... not there... THERE"

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comfy trope tho

>It's my last case before retirement

>I'm gay and my penis doesn't work

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im so fucking bloated

>No, after that

And I just remembered that we're out here! What I want to know is where's the caveman?

>Do you hear that?
>I dont hear anything
>... exactly

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>....
>wow

>I knew this was a bad idea.

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milkers

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kek

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I take my coffee like I take my women. Black and strong and fertile and carrying my mixed race mutt offspring

>I got the entire mayor's office up my ass

>It was his last case before retirement

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>case is finally solved
>police chief and burned-out detective walk out of the station
>chief says, "Say, do you like cannolis?"
>detective replies, "You read my mind."

>GOD DAMN IT and i wasnt even supposed to come in today!

>What if I shot you, how'd that be?

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>Yous crakas crazy dawg

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name one movie

No, before shart.

>So you're the new guy, huh?

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>Bluhhhhhhhhhhh

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What kind of man jizzes in his OWN coffee?

I take my coffee like I take my women. With no penis.

>UH..... GUYS...?
>WHAT!
>.... He's right behind us isn't he.

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>I didn't think it would-
>THAT'S RIGHT! YOU DIDN'T THINK!

>We're taking over the case

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>who the hell IS that guy?
>we thought he was with you?

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Name Five Kinos

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make me

You first faggot

Home Alone 4
Batman Begins, director's cut
Xing Ping and the 9th ring
Ed, Edd and Eddy movie
Texan chainsaw massacre

>Okay, what’s plan B?
>That WAS plan B!

Oooo look everyone I REPLIED TO EVERYONE

WHAT NOW HAHAHAHA GUESS I WIN AGAIN

Your mother's a whore
Your mother's a whore
Your mother's a whore
Your mother's a whore
Your mother's a whore

For real though:
Blade Runner
Platoon
Red Sun
The Swimmer
Reindeer Games

>sharpen up the image
>enchance on the car in the background
>add more pixels amd zoom in 400% on the drivers licence
>use the reconstruction software to let us see the covered up part
>what's that?! Zoom in on the lower left
>add 600% more sharpness and zoom in 150% on the nail
>remove background noise
>there, in the reflection in the nail! >Sharpen 200%!
>We got him boys!

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sorcerer

>Ouch stop stepping on me!
>it wasn't me
>then who was it!?

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>uh guys? We’ve got company.

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>how committed are you to our cause user?
>im all in

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>You sure you know how to drive this thing?
>Only one way to find out

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>at least things can't get any worse

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>"Where the hell are we?"
>Pterodactyl flies overhead
>"More like WHEN are we?"

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>where did you learn to drive like that?
>grand theft auto

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>pinch me, I must be dreaming
>OUCH

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>I'm sorry sir, I didn't think...
>THAT'S RIGHT WOKOWSKI YOU DIDN'T THINK

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