You're going to buy my board game, right user?

a-as you wish, sweetheart

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>it's chess
>but for women

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So she just hates bras right?

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>releasing DLC to a game 2000 years after its initial release

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>"i move my pawn to e4 and put a card into play face-down before ending my turn!"
>"not so fast yugi! BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON! WHITE LIGHTNING ATTAAAAAACK!"

jesus christ

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Chess is just Checkers 2

It's real? I thought it was a shoop

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Ya I saw this in the store a few weeks ago. Wonder the type of people who would buy this.

It is still so absurd to me that they pretend women can be good at chess. Sometime I forget how delusional normalfaggots really are, they see stuff like this and don't realize how insane it it

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Why the FUCK isn't it just a normal chess set? Are normies legitimately so dumb that they can't be assed to learn chess?

>no chess dice
fucking dropped

Duke Devlin has gone too far this time

Jesus Christ I had trouble breathing from laughing so hard at this. It's basically an IRL shitpost

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post elo

1700

I don't know what it is since I played a shitty 3d chess simulator off steam and I'm pretty sure the elo is wildly inaccurate. What website do most people use to play again?

lichess and chess.com

Which is better?

>In The Queen's Gambit: Das Damengambit, you can try to outwit your fellow players by playing with as much foresight as she did. Each of the 2-4 players has their own gambit piece that moves across the chessboard, and your turns are always planned three moves in advance by laying down cards upon which chess pieces are depicted. On your turn, you reveal your first card; move the gambit piece according to what's depicted on that card, ideally capturing chess tiles in the process; then refill your row by placing a third card in your personal queue.

>Once all the chess tiles have been captured, the game ends and whoever has collected the most tiles wins.

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lichess

yes

Thank you.

KING CRIMSON

How does he get away with it

This is so stupid

youtube.com/watch?v=85oGazzEHbY

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Judit Polgar would wipe the floor with you, frog faggot, and so would the Botez twins.

It's harder than chess wtf

And could they compete with any of the top 100 chess players in the world? I seriously doubt it.

Polgar was a top 10 player at her peak. She still gets way too much attention just because she's a woman, but she's genuinely a great player.

what do chessbros think of knightmare chess

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Alright, fair enough then.

women are incapable of enjoying anything for the purity of the experience. Everything must be filtered through some kind of social proxy for enjoyment.

No fucking way

I saw this in a board ship window like a week ago and I thought it was a clever joke, great way to package a chess set. Then I looked on the back...

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Touch grass seek help

what is my ailment?

kek, appreciated

I mean... yeah. At least they didn't go the easy route and just slap the brand on a regular chess set.

>Queen to B6, Mr. Bond?
>Unfortunate, as I have drawn the "Pot of Greed" card.

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>Konnichiwa, dude!

It should've been just a regular chess set, but they could've had instructions to set up difficult placements and you had to figure out how to solve them.

lost

>knightmare chess
oh damn. that sounds cool. I like Steve Jackson games.

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ok, but why???

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It's a game about the concept of chess.