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Season finale thread

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HOLY FUCKING KINO BREHS

based and fuck nigger managers

Dylan confirmed as a Spartan warrior holding the gate of Thermopylae.

Captain America energy

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wheres the torrent friends

>americas strongest soldier
In all seriousness bros how the fuck did Irving know how to drive a car? I call bs

they really should not have picked the fattest shortest guy to do this.
also you can easily keep both triggered by using your feet on the right one so this is a very bad "two man needed" design

>cant afford literally 5 dollars for apple
Cant believe I have to share a board with you utter poorfags

The other 2 actually tried to tell people about it. Gayboy drove halfway across town just to watch his gay crush through a window. Fags ruin everything again

watch the scene again. for the first time they tried to show the innies "feeling" or having an intuition on how a machine they've never interacted with needs to be operated (because their outtie does know how to use it)

Milichick is coming

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Whoever is the real creative mind in this show had to have spent half his life as a wagie before breaking into production. It captures the wagie bullshit so fucking good.

you motherfucker I was literally just about to make this exact webm except post it with

>when you're a jannie and someone posts a cunny thread on Yea Forums

This loops nicely.

>paying for media in 2022
cringe tbqh

No I noticed that but it still felt unbelievable. Would’ve been more believable if they showed him lightly crash first instead of just instinctively knowing to reverse brake reverse brake
Idk im probably just being autistic

if I recall ben stiller wrote it and it took years before it actually got picked up

Just gonna skip all of Irving's scenes because I simply do not give a fuck about this faggot's epic gay story to catch cum

Best Bro = Dylan
Best Girl = Helly
Worst Faggot = Faggot

Prove me wrong you Ms. Carly worshipping assholes.

it's only really at the end for like 30 seconds, the rest of his scenes give insight unrelated to his quest for walken cocken

that's a better post than what I did
all I can be is sorry, and that is all I am

me, you saved me lining up the frames and stuff. let's call it even

Best bro = Dylan
Best Girl = Helly R
Worst Faggot = Mr.Graner
Corporate dog = Mr.Milchick
Innie Jesus = Ricken
Outtie Jesus = Ricken
GOAT = Goat man

I have no idea what season 2 could even be like.

There's no way the innies aren't going to be resevered out of existence/transferred, right? There has to be a major shake-up.

>walken cocken
k e k

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I think next season we discover the entire town is populated by innies. "children of Kier". Notice how the woman he has to share a book with is child like, also the childish black guy "i found your baby it was me"
Wouldnt be surprised if it turns out Lumons whole purpose is to mold the innies personality into a perfectly subservient child and put them back into society as like a sleeper agent and they have done it with most of the town
Save this interview

rarbg
>spending money for LGBP TV relationships
neck yourself faggot

I FUCKING KNEW IRVING WAS GOING TO DO THAT. I EVEN CALLED IT LAST WEEK. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Irving was a straight up faggot this episode.

>rest of his scenes
I didn’t get the military case that said dad on it. That was his dad?

I felt so bad for Irv bros. How often in your life was that special someone already taken?

Based Ricken is the only one who’s not an innie

if you want a same sex relationship you deserve it failing

I wish we got more of innie mark gushing over Rickens book to him. Would have made Rickens entire year if Mark even quoted one bit to him

fuck this episode felt so short but damn was it good

>Ricken, page 197 slaps.

The editor, audio people deserve a coffee cozy for their work on this episode

Ricken's mole will bother me to no end.

Thought the exact same, Would’ve made much more sense for him to quote a like right there when Ricken initially didn’t believe him.

So is the Congressman's wife severed or something? It seemed like she implied it helped her survive having 3 kids.

Yes. Go back to the episode where Mark's sister is giving birth. That woman she meets is the innie of the Congressman's wife.

Yeah, I think the point is she severed to delete the memories of going through the birthing process, so it was like the kid just popped out

Imagine being that innie

>come into existance
>suffer through giving birth
>be deleted from existence

wow, you're aren't rowing with two oars, are you? Obviously the bitch is severed

Yes, her Innie is only brought out to give birth.

Birthing innie sounds like the worst kind. Your only hours of life are pain and you never get to see your kids grow up.

Is the song that plays when Milcheck is running on the OST?

>oh thank god it's over, finally I am finished giving birth, I can sleep and --
>immediately wake up giving birth again

>Is that a little pitta hair I see?

Also, this show is gay. Who is the retard that decided to make a 40-minute finale? I think every single episode ended with a cliff hanger

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What brand of humor is the finger traps and coffee cozy concepts?

I think it's this?

youtube.com/watch?v=BDE6WEbGQHo

I want to burry my face there.

corporate cubicle culture

Nah that ain't it

HR Nightmare World.

>UHDOIOIOIOI THE MAIN ANTAGONIST IS THE BLACK GUY
I bet you feel fucking stupid now you retarded fuck. I am vindicated and you are a fag. Never post about this show again.

>"I found your child!"
>"I'm the one who found her!"
What the fuck was his problem

Meds. Now.

N*ggers like taking credit for white mans work. Thats why the whole "blacks built America" thing has been talked about recently

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>two black guys
>both pieces of shit
How does Stiller get away with it?

>no more Helly in season 2
feelsbadman

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Same
>all this Irv hate

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>Dylan piece of shit
you retard.

Eagan was also dressed in straight up Klaus Schwabcore

lmfao, your retarded cope got blown the fuck out

that nigga brown

I think he's talking about the bald autist from the book reading

>projection: the post
kek

the look on marks face was like "wow even the blacks out here are cunts"

My manager is a black woman.

Milchick is the only based character. Fuck you fags and bronies.

t. severed NPC

Why did Cobel do a 180 and decide she had to save Lumon, after trashing them out and encouraging Mark to leave only minutes prior?

Afraid she'll be implicated in the mess if the innies do get out?

>the only and the best black character is black
Based.
>but but but that delivery gf
Doesn't count, didn't read, grab sand.

psycho cunt just wants to job back but she'll probably come around next season

She's been indoctrinated since she was a kid into their cult. She'd obviously do anything she could to get back in.

She wanted her job back, if she convinced Mark to sabotage Lumen she probably would have been the one to betray him as well.

can someone into cryptology decipher this ape's post