Does Harley think he's actually going to learn something from this fat fuck?

calm down man, we're all pedos.

I'm not white dude...

Trump won

I am a friend of a friend of sam. He trains a lot

calm down dude, we're all white.

Sam will never fuck you.

I've never fucked anyone under 28 years old,
24 is the cut off for me, any younger than that and I would feel like I was fucking a child

kill yourself fat fuck
it's your fault they didn't want you to host anymore
it's Taylor's money not yours

yeah but it is funny though.

So you're the one with the braces

calm down Sam fucks all of us

Hi Sam

okay.

Imagine getting unironically rustled just looking at Sammy

Calm down we all have braces

>BJJ,
blowjob jobbing?

calm down dude, we all have braces.

I think harley is doing it because he isn't a basedfaggot and thought it would be fun

sam could seriously be a professional fighter just based on size and frame alone, I would even go so far to say he could make it to the ufc just based on that

when is the fat jew boy (not harley) going on pka

If Kimbo Slice couldn't even cut it in the UFC Sam Hyde has no chance in hell

Epic meal time guy would throw Sam under the bus the second he starts to get serious heat for hanging with him

lol. someone didn't watch Lewis vs Gane

He's going to learn what happens when you put someone in a self defense situation

Calm down dude, we would all throw Sam under the bus

>he want autistic downey kids
you do you, man

you’re having a laugh.

kimbo slice was a 5'10" steroidhead with twig legs fighting 5 divisions above his natural division at welterweight

yea I watched it and sam is closer to gane's bodytype than lewis

not at all

dude stop capping, Sam Hyde does not fucking look like this.

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Sam is just a fucking comedian dude. I get that you like him, but he's no UFC fighter

he's fatter but he's that big yes

it isn't straight up bellyfat like lewis is

Why is he always looking like a homeless guy

Calm down dude, none of us looks like this.

yeah sam looks like a shorter Tyson Fury, who'd batter any of the midget "greats" of heavyweight boxing.

he could be, that's all I'm saying from a physical standpoint

you're revealing you don't know shit about ufc athletes

Faggot

Sam is 6'8'' and 400 pounds. He would put you in the fucking ground

He said Sam could compete in the UFC, not necessarily become champ out of the gate. That would take another 2.5 years.

I bet Sam is here right now.

Sam is a cheater who's been on roids for years

Sam is a fat retarded cryptojew but he's going to make Ethan's girlfriend seethe so I'm all for this

GET FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!

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Okay for goodness sake. What's happening NOW?

a ton of pro MMA fighters have been on roids for years, faggo.
>cheater
lol wat

Anyone else lose interest in Sam around when the show got canned or am I alone on this?

his calves are whatever but holy SHIT his ankles are african tier

>you're revealing you don't know shit about ufc athletes
says the guy who thinks you just have to be big

Calm down dude, we're all cryptojews

>he could be
No he couldn't, he's an old out of shape slob who wouldnt even cut it in amature leagues.

>Okay for goodness sake. What's happening NOW?
:o

>defending pedophilia because le foony alt right man

>you dont have to be big to be a successful UFC heavyweight fighter

Bullshit you fucking retard the ufc has heavier drug testing than the olympics. Sam can't compete with REAL genetic freaks

>caring if a 25 year old fucks a consenting 16 year old
most US states have an age of consent of 16-17

sam is big not not derrick lewis tier fat

well distributed muscle, 6'4", and yes to be a heavyweight that's almost all of it, he doesn't seem to be uncoordinated in anyway and he has a solid frame with good shoulder width

you don't know shit about fighting and the depth of the heavyweight division

wonderful strawman
you have to be big and also extremely athletic. the conditioning fighters have is insane

Calm down dude, we're all old out of shape slobs

You don't. Body type has nothing to do with it. The heavyweight champions body types have varied drastically from 5'8" chubby manlets to bean pole lanklets. What matters most is skill and conditioning, departments where Sam would be heated by your average 12 year old with a year of training.

It's not a bannable offense to have used gear prior to joining the USADA testing pool. You ease off the gear, control the estrogen spike, and stay clean for a year while they test you.

>he thinks the ufc heavyweight division is genetic freaks

watch a heavyweight fight that isn't top 5 contenders

> The heavyweight champions body types have varied drastically from 5'8" chubby manlets to bean pole lanklets.
Yeah, 20 years ago when the talent pool consisted of local bar brawlers and some collegiate wrestlers.

>defending pedophilia because he's on my team

Sam Hyde couldn't even take Brendan Schaub you delusional bigots

I've forgotten more than you will ever know. Sam gasses out after a so gle round of bag work on an 80 lb bag lmao he wouldn't last a minute against a trained and conditioned fighter.

a 25 year old fucking a consenting 16 year old isnt pedophilia no matter how much you cry about, bitchtits

The demonrats do it why can't we?

>getting worked by one of Sam’s chronies
finna never make it

why are you always trying to dress trendy you little phonephosting fuck
one day you will maybe drop some acid and come to a conclusion that it doesnt matter what clothes you wear and then you will lose your virginity

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Lmao I'm specifically using examples from the past year or two, cope more you ignorant retard.

Calm down, none of us could take Brendan Schaub

body type is everything

it isn't a coincidence that the top 2 contenders are 6'5" mesomorphs at the moment, ngannau and gane

cain velasquez is still in a coma right now, this isn't the old days of fighting where you can get by as a pudgy mexican with heart

previous champion was 6'4" mesomorph stipe miocic

upcoming contender 6'4" mesomorph curtis blaydes will be looking for a title shot

sam hyde would ko brendan schaub

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Jon Jones is an ectomorph retard

jon jones is never fighting again, and never going to heavyweight

but ultimately with steroids he's close enough to the 6'4" mesomorph barrier

>body type is everything
It really isn't. People like Cormier and Jones never would have been contenders if there was an ideal bodytype. You aren't going to beat someone with more skill and conditioning with your body type lmao.

Fuck Jon Jones, fucking chimp ass NGR beat his wife

He's fighting this summer and he was on roids his whole career as an ectomorph