Your honor, my client was under a state of inebriation at the time of the crime in question

Somebody here said that she had Chris larp as a black man according to her recovered texts/ google search history.Is that actually true, or is is some dumb mutt making up some gay fantasy thing?

Would smash hard ngl senpai

Chris who? Rock?

Who do you think is in the op?

The guy was fucking retarded. Instead of saving up money secretly, and then moving to another country with the big ass girl, he instead chose to kill his family and effectively go from seeking anal, to getting it every day the other way around.

>bang on average woman is an 8/10

americans need to stop being so fat

Britbong detected

>Chris, what happened to the cookies in the jar?

>Whatever happened, I wish they weren't taken. Like I remember them being in the jar and I would pass by every day to see them there and like think 'man, I love that those cookies are in that jar' but now that they're gone I don't know what to do. I mean like all I want is those cookies to be back in that jar and the thought of someone taking those cookies just makes me so angry. If anyone ate those cookies, I would completely understand your frustration. I mean like you specifically said not to take those cookies so why would anyone do such a thing? I miss those cookies in that jar, you and I made them specifically to be eaten for like dessert. Whoever did this should be punished, maybe with like... 1 day without video games, I mean if that is even allowed in this house, but it's a deserving punishment for whoever took the cookies and ate them, even though they were like saved for dessert...

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I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN TWO YEARS I'M SO FUCKING HORNY AAAA

Leaving your family for another woman is such a boomer thing to do. Millenials have their own measures which are metal af

Nice fantasy, tranny.

>burning in hell for all eternity for THIS

qrd?

fat has nothing to do with it she's not an 8/10 fuckin irregardless

...

Imagine how tight her pussy/ass was and how fucking dirty she was in bed.. He fucking murdered his 3 children and wife over it.

She makes me horny.

Chris chan

Tucker

Hey, I was on a phone with a client and burst out laughing. Fuck you.

i would do unimaginable things to get that ass

Did they think it was funny too?

cumbrain virgin detected. go blow your load and take another look at that dog of a woman with some post nut clarity ffs

Is anal sex so good it makes man kill his wife and kids? Im virgin and need to know bros...

>In the real world that is easily a 8/10 woman
That's stretching it a bit

Somebody posted her new name and social media on here. That ass is still within reach anons.

Were her tits fake?

Imagine having dinner with her, talking about Chris and the murders, and then going to town on her turdcutter

it depends.
if shes on top and her asshole is right around your frenulum and shes grinding hard on it, it feels 10x better than regular sex

if your cock is all the way in her ass then it really isn't great, it takes a long ass time to fit your cock in and it requires a ton of foreplay to loosen her asshole up

Where do you LIVE dude? I'm a flyover bum and i see prettier faces daily. You talk about brain rot but I think you have pornbrain rot dude.

do american women really look like this? hot

Shes a solid 6. These are 8/10s.
Alana Haim is a light 2

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Bitch looks like she's burnt face man's daughter

t. ethnic that is easily impressed by white chicks

Why doesn't anyone post her leaked nudes anymore? Were they memory holed? I never see anyone even talk about it.

go on then

The body is worth it.

They are objectively uglier. They are 6/10 with all that whorepaint. WIthout it they'd be 5/10

Well? We're waiting.

virgin user here
does anal sex really makes you kill your family bros?

Maybe if you lowered her hairline about 1/3

Ive never gotten the big deal with it, pussy feels a lot better IMO and I have dated girls who enjoy ass play and were good at it but at the end of the day its #2.

What's that fertility goddess' name anons?

>fat

you're just gay. simple as.

yea, they leave their wives for trannies

Pulling your weewee out of a woman’s shit maker and having it stay gaped open for a second or two is a true expression of love. That’s her body’s way of saying I trust you.

Yes. It's why gays are so deranged.

This is a Jewish Hallmark Card

No

she's pretty but fake tits are a no go

5.5/10
would fondle her bolt-ons

no mercy

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Anal
Not. Even. Once.

shit faces much worse than op

What *was her name

Nichol kessinger

She cute fr fr

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