>Gandalf: Behold at last!! The Rankin Bass 1977 The Hobbit Thread!! Where Bass-Poster dwells.
>Bilbo: Simply enchanting...
>Gandalf: But we must be scrolling.
>Bilbo: Pity. True Hobbit-posting is not a thing to miss... On Yea Forums, under the stars... but.
ugly animation and artstyle
Do you not have a collection of Rankin Bass's 1977 Masterpiece of The Hobbit to enjoy true Hobbit-posting?
Well allow me to help you.
>Bass-poster and Company at your service
>ugly animation and artstyle
>Lazy Lob!
>Where there's a thread, there's no pay
>Where there's a thread, there's no pay
>We don't wanna clean the board today, but the lord of the chan says "Nay, nay, nay!"
>We're gonna prune all day, all day, all day
>Where there's a thread, there's no pay!
>What is it??!?
>REEEeEEEEeEeeeeEE!!
>We are no match for Sting!!
indeed
>Bilbo: You see, Janny thought that I must know the way out, and I merely followed him to the 1977 Hobbit thread!!
>Thorin: But how did you escape the ban? we had to fight our way through the Tranny Guards.
>Bilbo: Oh the art of Hobbit-posting is being unobtrusive, VPN-Posting. Invisible so to speak.
>STOP!!
>I would speak with the Kings
>Dread has come upon you all! An army of Hackson-posters comes from the Tranny Discords! Behold!! They ride on Jannies!!
>Elrond: It is called Orcrist, the Janny-Cleaver
>Gandalf: And mine?
>Elrond: Glamdring. The Transhammer. Keep them well.
>Thorin: I will keep this in honor!
>ugly animation and artstyle
Take them away, until they feel inclined to tell the Truth!! Even if they have to wait a hundred years.
I worship this movie and would gladly discuss it but the retard that makes these threads makes it impossible.
>HOT POCKETS DONE SAYS WE'RE GONNA BAN
>DELETIONS AND BANS ALL DAY AND NIGHT AND MORE
>FOR WE ARE THE JANS OF THE GOOK MOOT'S BOARDS
>I worship this movie and would gladly discuss it but the retard that makes these threads makes it impossible.
Go right ahead, dude, and discuss anything you want about Rankin Bass's 1977 masterpiece The Hobbit. Absolutely no one is stopping you, except maybe the jannies if they find this thread.
>Looking for a link to watch The Hobbit
Here is the key. I have chosen my own time to hand it over.
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:eea71edb97cc7ba208b14fa96a3781e1ff8d7b92&dn=The+Hobbit+1977+Hi-Fi+v6.5+Restoration+1080p+2chX3+Subs-EN-FR-ES&xl=9983365533&tr=udp%
>/TEE VEE/
>/TEE VEE/
>/TEE VEE/
>/TEE VEE/
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>Fifteen birds in five fir trees
>Oh what shall we do?
>With the funny little birds?
>Oh what shall we do?
>Roast 'em alive, or stew them in a pot?
>Fry them, boil them and eat them hot?
>Bake and toast 'em, fry and roast ’em
>till beards blaze, and eyes glaze;
>till hair smells and skins crack,
>fat melts, and bones black
>in cinders lie
>beneath the sky!
>So dwarves shall die!!
that looks like dogshit.
>miserable no good robbing trolls
>*FART NOISES*
>DILDO!
>DILDO FAGGINS
>Image of this poster as he makes this post
Why aren't you watching Hobitit (1993) youtube.com
RANKIN-BASS AND ONEYPLAYS, FOREVER LINKED IN MY MiND BY FAT THROATED ZACH
LotR is boRRRRing.
posting my folder
>Arrow on the right of the bow
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>EXTINGUISH MEEEEEEEeeee!!
Reminder that Hackson's Trilogy is 10 hours of bloat long, it inserted multiple mary sue OCs, a fucking love triangle, and the White Council's attack on Dol Guldur, BUT doesn't even include the actual climax of Bilbo's aka The Hobbit arc, which is his long walk down the secret tunnel to Smaug's Lair.
>Bilbo: The Thread is Doomed! Unless? Yes, (You)! (You) are a mere user. And yet (You) have seen this thread! You know how to bump it! Go! Now! To the Hi Fi link and take screenshots of memorable scenes and post them there! There is a Bass-Poster there! He'll know what to do!
Elrond promotional Art
>Indeed? And how do you intend to post about Tolkien's Hobbit? With Hackson's trilogy? As a hobbyist? You would be cringe-posting before you took your seventh post.
>Oh great Lord of the Eagles, we are eternally grateful for your gallant rescue
>I have not forgotten the Bass-poster, who found me and shared with me the Hi-Fi link.
>Fare thee well
>May your eyries receive you at your journey's end.
*teleports behind you*
>BILBO BAGGINS!!
>ENOUGH!!
>I AM GANDALF!!
>AND GANDALF... MEANS... ME!!!
>Who are these miserable persons?
>He is a liar, oh truly tremendous Janny
>Ask him to explain his weapon.
>This blade is named Orcrist, the Janny-Cleaver!
>REEEEEEEEE!!!!
>MURDERERS!!!
>ELF-FRIENDS!!!
>Gandalf: STOP!!
>Urruegh!
>I know that sword!
>It is Glamdring, the Transhammer!
>NOOOOO!!!
*PYEENK#
*BRRRyooOOoooouuu*
>Down Down to Goblin Town
>Down Down to Goblin Town
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>>Crush, smack! Whip crack! Smash, grab! Pinch, nab! You go, my lad! Ho Ho, my lad!
The goblins are so great in this movie.
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>There are moments which will change a Hobbit-poster for all time... I wondered if I would ever see another Hackson-Hobbit post again... I wondered... If I actually wanted to...
