REGRETS I'VE HAD A FEW

This is old news moron, he made this song a year ago with rick ross

Will he beat up this scrawny loser now

Go full OJ, murder Jada and her bf, turn the inevitable murder trial into a racial politics circus, get off free and live on social media

iRobot 2

embrace being a cuckhold. you instantly win the resetera audience.

Convince him to kill his entire family and then himself.

I quit and become homeless

Surely "it was a blow for the singer"

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Hancock sequel?

in
west philadelphia born and raised
in the cuckshed is where I spent most of my days

Could even Assume Cloak save him?

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based

He has no self respect, will smith is the biggest bitch in Hollywood. Literally gave another man his blessing to fuck his wife

>Z-list rapper
If I'm gonna get cucked by a rapper I'd expect Kendrick or Snoop or someone like that, not some fucking nobody

>looks at Chris Rock's wife
Chris fucking won. All he has to do is go home and look at his hot wife and think about Will being stuck with Jada Pinkett

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Not even a rapper, he’s an r&b singer

Hello again :)

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See, it's like- he could had a leg in one hand, AND A BRERB IN THE OTHER

Make him file for divorce, then release a public statement saying Jada is an evil and abusive witch, and Will is glad to no longer be under her spell.

That’s the only way that he might regain a little respect from men everywhere who know the nightmare that comes with dating crazy bitches

KEEP MY WIFE'S FRIEND JERMAINE IN THE GUEST ROOM OF MY HOUSE

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>her bull is about to add to his humiliation
Jada's the gift that keeps on giving, huh? And thanks to California divorce judges she's way too fucking expensive to get rid of.

Find me a recent picture where she looked that happy with Will

thats such a faggot move imagine beating a already broken man its like stabbing him while his down

you're the one who loves sex with niggers LMAO, you're almost certainly the one spamming blacked

They literally seem to exist only to fuck and for literally nothing else worthwhile to the world just like plenty of other brown people.

How is relationship drama Yea Forums related?

You are now Will Smith's new publicist. How do you get his career back on track?

>divorce Jada
>go quiet for a bit
>grow a big beard, let grey hair show if possible
>get even more jacked
>never sing ever again, no more smiling or laughing in public
>Sombre Smith
>after some time make a commitment to small, indie movies
>try and get in with Tarantino or some other stylised and popular whore director
>possible collab with Mel Gibson
>release a Frank Sinatra cover album, deny all hip hop roots

Lmao what

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>they exist just to fuck
Because they have very large penises that fully satisfy a woman which is why all white women are walking around on the arm of a black man these days

Air out his affair with Margot Robbie and have a very public, mean divorce

OR

Have Lil' Nas X fuck him in the bum and turn him into a gay icon

The only legit answer here.

This genuinely could work and add some flavor to our sorry lives. Also redeem Will.

Nice headcanon

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Would be kino

yeah you being a nigger lover and pretending you're racist IS hilarious LMAO

Guys we mindbroke this ricedick

I like how August brags about fucking a post-wall roastie who is getting fucked by other men. He is as much of a cuck as Will Smith.

I see now, he wanted to really punch August but took out his frustration on a manlet comedian to get some of his masculinity back.

chink moment

Okay so I'm ESL, but isn't this headline implying there's something going on against Jada and not Will?

At least post the video of her taking the BBC
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>THIS SUMMER
>WILL SMITH BECOMES
>BLADE
>IN BLADE 4: THE ENTAGLEMENT
>incinemassoonratedpeegeethirteen

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Yes, but they're wrong. Smith is the cuck and Jada loves the attention.

>totally not made up

Take that thong outta Will Smith's bussy, playa.

That's his ex-wife.

Have him pay off Chris Rock and then have them both claim they staged it without anyone else's knowledge.

He looks asian
...R-right bros?

more like gays we love nigger dick LMAO

Please stop making up stories about me, I was never a /pol/tard.

>announce an immediate divorce from Jada
>over the next couple of months, have a couple of "secret paparazzi" snaps showing Will living it large surrounded by stupidly hot girls in bikinis and bottles of champagne.
>stay away from any official appearances for those months but have a staged moment where someone "secretly" records him giving advice to some punk in a club
>after 6 months, have his first ever new tv appearance on Kimmel or something where he publicly apologises to Chris Rock and says that he's taking a break from hollywood
>attend film festivals and find up and coming directors and fund one of them a couple of million dollars to make a low budget indie feature which he stars in

Dangerously based

>coping so much he thinks it's fake

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Wild Wild West 2

unironically a boxing match with augie

Have him stay low, siphon off enough fuckoff money the witch can't get her hands on, then divorce her and announce retirement.
Fuck off to Nigeria and live like a king under a new, african name.

>Another blow for Jada Pinkett Smith
Oh yeah. Poor Jada. I forgot that she was the victim in the affair.

>trust me bro

He should go 8 rounds with Logan Paul on PPV. Would be mega dimes.

Is that you?

faker than epsteins suicide

The slap didn't happen and wasn't real because if it was real, Will Smith would have requested Jadee Smith be present