Thread for the discussion of Christian cinema.
Optional thread topic: What is an incident from the bible you would like to see adapted? If it has already been adapted, how would you like it to be adapted differently?
/bible kino general/
Brody Wilson
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Jordan Foster
Fat king Eglon getting assassinated while he's on the shitter
Xavier Morgan
The walls of Jericho being brought down. Always thought that was interesting. Had an hour long conversation with a christian girl about harmonics and the physical possibility of trumpets shattering the stone walls of a bronze age city. Was pretty kino.
Thomas Powell
In regards to the thread topic I would personally like to see an adaptation of the golden calf incident after Moses led the Jews out of egypt.
>Moses goes up to the mountain for 40 days
>After about 30 days a large portion of the Jews started to worship a golden calf
>Aaron, who spoke on behalf of Moses by his side in Egypt, made a golden calf for these Jews
>The Jews are having pagan orgies around the calf non-stop
>Moses, having the tablets with God's law on them, comes down from the mountain and is so angry he breaks the tablets in rage
>He takes the calf, burns it, and pours the remains in the Jew's drinking water
>God is so angry with the Jews Moses basically says to God 'blot me out of your book' if He won't spare them
>God spares them
>Moses them gives the Jews a choice to choose God or their pagan ways
>Of the million-ish Jews, 3000-ish decide to stick to their pagan ways
>God kills them
I think a 90 minute movie about this descent into sin and then ending with the 'choose' moment from Moses, and the outcome would be KINO.
Carter Gomez
>Thw artist's signature looks like the word "sneed"
Caleb Watson
>What is an incident from the bible you would like to see adapted?
The quest that King Saul sends David on if he wants to marry his daughter from the book of Samuel.
Jack Long
The detail that eglon's fat belly covered up the entire sword astounds me.
Christopher Lee
>God is so angry with the Jews Moses basically says to God 'blot me out of your book' if He won't spare them
>God spares them
Yahweh as a wrathful, yet placatable deity is much more interesting a character than the implacable God of the new testament. Maybe I should convert to heebism and start striking covenants with all powerful beings because I sperged out about normies orgying.
Nicholas Davis
King david and jonathan were a bromance too good for this world. I wish i had a bro who would literally pledge the care of his descendants to me.
I hate fujoshis trying to self insert into this story tho. Hate fujoshis in general
Kevin Bell
Think of it this way:
A loving father treats his unruly children with sternness, but as they grow older and less unruly, he neednt discipline as harshly before.
The jews of moses's time were literal escaped slaves. Like spartacus or such. They were ready to be violent if needed. The jews in Jesus's time were civilized, living as citizens of a vast empire- but evil and hypocritical.
Something like that, user