Haha look, guys! It's another episode of Truman drinking himself to sleep, he's gaining weight isn't he? btw...

>it's another episode of Truman coming up with a great business idea that he's going to give up on by the next day

>Truman goes on HRT arc
Does everything need trannies nowadays?
CAN'T THEY EVEN LEAVE US TRUMAN?

I don't get how you fellow loser shut ins get drugs. How the fuck does that even happen? I don't know how to make normal friends let alone tap into an illegal market.
If you do drugs you're a fakecel.

>truman edges for 6 hours but doesnt manage to cum at the end and goes to work all horny and sleep deprived.
>Truman tries to join the 41%, but support characters do not let him.

You actually make 3 second videos reviewing movies? Wouldn't an html 2 column table with a number next to the title work better?

meant for you

Hehe we wouldn't know, officer. We're obviously just talking about a Yea Forums show.

>it's another Truman going for a massage after work episode
I guess he just works very hard! It's good that he takes care of himself.

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>it's a Truman and Orlin broke up so he eats 5 lbs of Jollibee mukbang episode

>fucking retard truman took 4 delta 8 in the woods and got molested by wood nymph spirits
it seemed more traumatizing than erotic, honestly

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>it’s a Truman learns about his Asian past episode
Atta boy Truman!

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>it's a Truman learns the difference between pre-diabetes and diabetes episode

>its a Truman has a 1200 word essay to write with citations that is due in 5 days and he has barely started episode

Seriously what is wrong with the guy?

>Truman needs to write a 400 word statement for work and its due in 2 weeks
how the FUCK is he gonna get out of this one? the producers really wrote themselves into a corner this time

So all the Turkish immigrants in Germany are the true germans

No those are anatolians who are predominantly Balkanic. Real Turks migrated to Sweden and Germany around 100-500AD and then onwards to the UK. Turkey is a misnomer really. Germany and Sweden should be renamed to Turkey.

Boy, oh boy. How the moon shines as the FBI worms in the dark.

people know there is something off, they just don't know what drug due to not being exposed to A class retards

>it’s another “Truman downloads a dating app to look at lewd pictures of thots and then deletes it a couple of hours latter” episode
>the episode is part of the classic “Truman doesn’t love his girlfriend anymore but can’t manage to break up with her despite thirsting for random sluts” arc

>that episode where Truman had the boss on his ass all day and he came home and his wife undercooked the chicken

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I did NOT mean to reply to you!

cops give me drugs in exchange for information.

>its another Truman whimpers in pain while trying to expel a kidney stone through his dick
Man, that hurts

>it's a Truman lies at his highschool reunion out of shame episode

>It's a "Truman spends two hours on Sadpanda looking for something to help him finish before giving up and just going to that one Rei doujin that's been on his memory stick since high school" episode.

truman really fucking needs to stop edging to catfishing on and off for days on end. i get that some of his targets are oblivious enough or understand the game being played but this is just not healthy in any sense.

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>Truman and his wife are eating dinner
>His wife suddenly begins choking
>Truman just calmly puts down his fork and knife and watches
>She's already turning purple as she writhes on the floor
>He just watches
>Marlon is banging on the door frantically with a six pack
>A skydiver suddenly crashes through the ceiling, administers CPR and then collapses from the trauma of the impact
Great, a rerun.

>it's another Truman browsing escort ads, calling them inquiring about their services while rubbing his leg under the blanket episode
I bet he's just catching up with the modern-day kinks to try on with his wife!

>it’s another “Truman shuts down his PC at midnight to go to bed early, but his little fap to sleep better turns into a 3-hour session, so now it’s 03:00, then he spends two hours touching the fawcett because of his OCD, and in the end he sleeps for 3 hours before starting the day as a zombie once again” episode
That wacky Truman. He always sabotages himself, even at the very end!

Will there be a resolution to the 'Truman can't stop jerking off at work' arc this season or will it be another unresolved cliffhanger?

he’s doing good numbers at work even for someone in his situation but if i have to see his o face while i eat lunch one more time….

>>it's Truman spending like 4 hours looking at Rule 34 porn from the PBS show Arthur, then pirates Photoshop to try his hand and making some of his own.
>>he makes a few changes to Arthur's dad and makes a new character named Mr. Truman and spends another 5 hours making lots of scenes of himseld and Arthur's 5 year old sister DW.
>>he finally finishes and it's clear from any camera angle he's rock hard. He Jack's it screaming the theme song Hey its a Wonderful Time to Play and after he climaxes he just weeps over the monster he is.
>>he then goes to the beach and smashes a turtle's head in with a rock. They ran best of's for two weeks and Truman takes a lot of pills now and there aren't any kids on the set anymore.

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>it's another compilation of the times Truman jerked-off with his mom's panties and put them back on the drawer while he's an adult hugging her flashback

At least he leaves her shoes alone now, thank God that was just a phase

>now Truman has a daughter
Heh, yeah, a phase...

>it's a Truman fondles his friends gf while they're passed out episode
there's a clause in the extra's contract to cover for this, right?

>It's another Truman jerks off in the bathroom at work during his coworkers break because he's developing strong feelings for her and he thinks it's the only way to control those feelings otherwise he'll confess, cry in front of her, and completely destroy his career episode again
I know it's only the second time but good lord this storyline is just pathetic, it's like high school Truman all over again. What happened to the promotion arc that was being hyped up a couple of months ago?

I know, right? I'm sure it has to be part of a long-term manic depression arc

>It's a Truman posts a life destroying secret on an "anonymous" image board knowing full well it's an alphabet agency honeypot but doesn't care because knowing that someone else will read his words makes him feel a little better about it
Boy, Truman needs to talk to a therapist!

>btw, those drugs in his drawer must be props, right?
Realistically with how the universe is pitched everyone would be fully aware he'd use real drugs (if they ever made it on set). Also he's been a literal slave for his entire life.

>Truman stabbed in self defence a nigger during the peaceful protest episode
I wonder if we'll see the scene in the bloopers

The showrunners keep pushing the self-defence angle but then why did he have to stab the guy five more times in the spine?

hey I saw that episode too, Truman developed a habit of saving everything he has a remote interest in just so he doesn't have to suffer through that experience again.
also nice trips

>that episode where Truman's dog caught the cable on his external hard drive, pulled it off the desk and wiped terabytes of porn he'd spent nearly a decade gathering
You can empathise at the time but sobbing for hours over losing porn he never even watched, just downloaded and stored in a series of meticulously codified folders and sub-folders, seems a little much

I thought that was a setup for Truman buying an HDD array as a product placement opportunity but that never materialized.

It’s the best episode of the series where Truman kills his best friend for lying to him

>truman is to the point he's wearing one outfit per week
people are going to think these are reruns!

>it's a Truman forgets to takes his meds and takes his rambling to the internet episode
Well, at least he's not in the streets preying on children anymore, I was getting tired of those seasons

>it's another "Truman posts a self-deprecating but ostensibly on-topic meta thread on truchan in order to commiserate with other losers with no imagination" episode
wtf this shit is stale

>it's another Truman believes he's the smartest guy in the world episode

You know I was thinking about the premise f this movie the other day
What of he was a serial killer?
How far would they allow him to go?
And would they tell the “extras”?

>Another Truman spends the whole day reading /pol/ and masturbating episode