You now remember The Three Stooges (2012)

I like boobs a lot but I really don’t care for them if they’re accompanied by zero hips or ass. Kate Upton has zero hips and ass.

Why did we only recently start caring about hips and ass? She used to be considered the hottest woman in the world and she's a total fridge. Now you're not even up for consideration if you don't have a nice ass and an hourglass.

Don’t care about ass. Kates my perfect woman.

>She used to be considered the hottest woman in the world
that means nothing. Kim Kardashian, Pamela Anderson, and Angelina Jolie were considered hottest women in the world at one point. A girl like prime J-Con never got that distinction, which shows how meaningless it is

she makes up for it somehow

People always cared about ass. The 60s-00s were an anomaly. Probably due to gay fashion designers.

It depends on what race you are.

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Bad examples, all three of those women had good figures.

Remember when they were trying to meme this ugly bitch? lmao

Ass and hips have always been important

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The change came about when hip-hop culture came to prominence. Even white boys had to shout.

>Bad examples
great examples. Angelina Jolie was never a top 10 girl in her prime, neither was Kardashian

Top 10 according to what?

>liking boobs more means that you shouldn’t like ass at all
Get a load of this faggot

But that's besides the point. Of course none of them were objectively the hottest on earth, but they were all attractive by the metrics we care about today. Kate Upton was not.

Kate Upton was attractive just not hottest woman on the planet attractive
Guinness

She looks the same

Iceland is over 99% white

Based Mongols

big tits are negated by fridge body

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its because darker races have sex front to back (doggy) and not front to front ( missionary)

the female vulva on humans doesn't physically shift in position for mating like it does on some animals but front to back is pretty much how it got started

Why don’t you guys just fuck dudes? You do realize that they have butts too right? Jesus Christ

prefer that thick ass on the left or right desu

asses like this

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Yum (Im fagot)

She has a great cumback story

I’m tired of the trop of the busty hot bitch in comedies who doesn’t know they’re a busty hot bitch and act all shocked and surprised at all the attention

it's a pretty funny movie. slapstick always works

Some guys have titties too

>dies in childbirth
Pathetic

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Shame about the narrow ass hips and the pancake ass

Will S

She clearly has hips you contrarian fags want to fuck men

You both have awful taste

I didn’t say she wasn’t hot. I don’t care if she doesn’t have a curvy body, I’m just saying her husband has a bigger ass than she does. In the leaks they do a side by side comparison because even they know it

came here to post the same thing (im not gay btw)

Holy shit you weren’t kidding

VERLANDERED

Please remove the projection of the giant penis entering your gaping asshole

She got leaner after having her kid. Boobs much smaller

You want to see a great god tier body that fills the right proportions? Search for Hummusnewt and thank me later.

This is false
T. Juan Lopez De La Cruz de Santa Maria Guadalupe de La Rosa Martinez
Since I was a young lad I knew deep inside my heart that I had to marry a big tiddy white girl
I appreciate ass, I do, but hips and tits is where it is at.

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>some random tiktoker
kys

haram

wtf am i looking at

A butt with arms instead of legs :)

I am entitled to have Kate nurse me

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who is "we"? hips have definitely always been important and a nice ass has been appreciated all over the world for a long time too. fucking retard

No. But now I really want to.

SNIIIFFFFFFF

iphone?
hello?
HELLO?
there's nobody there.

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Big titty wife driving with her tits out at night while I make sure they stay warm