I barely made it through first episode. Gave up in the middle of of second episode as they are making silly quips while running away from CGI conjuring cult leader.
I suppose daytime talk show watchers may enjoy this shit.
Btw, I'm not a global Marvel hater. I kind of liked Loki and some episodes of What if...? But, it seems like they are getting worse and worse and the audience is getting more and more daytime talk show and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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Maybe you're too old for embarrassing capeshit. Free yourself from shite media. No one but you can do it.
DAY N NIGHT
I've sene 0 hype for this show
>hits play on capeshit
>"I can't watch this childish shit"
Almost all tv and movies are childish and stupid. Read a book you fucking idiot
that egyptian shit they played in the credits was low-key fire though frfr
Meh. I am too invested in the MCU to stop now.
I did refuse to watch Widow
Oscar Issac is that good tho, that he elevates this show. I will consoom it. Pirated of course.
foinly im moon night innt bruv
>as they are making silly quips while running away from CGI conjuring cult leader.
Isn't Moon Knight all about doing silly quips? It's literally in-character.
I get you OP I wanted to like it, it was even good. I could totally see how my 20-year-old self would be so hyped for this show. but I just cant anymore with this cape shit delusion anymore.
It’s super cringe. Like wasn’t this supposed some super dark show?
This is ab edit picture he doesn't say anything in this panel
All those silly quips are edited. None of them happened. You fell for a twitter meme. This show is terrible and will stay terrible.
>Sort of likes gayest bullshit in MCU
>Forms opinions on something literally half watched
What a faggot
>comparing this trash to buffy
yeah, that's what I thought too, but it's literally so colourful and upbeat. I think the ''dark'' is supposed to be about his schizophrenia and that's why comic book nerds like it.
this beat hawkeye thats for sure
a fine opinion, but an incorrect one :)
after episode 1 i just put it on to get myself going with porn really fucking childish they will do something edge to try & keep us next episode
i was searching for something to watch couldnt find anything turn to porn before i sleep
This is a depressing post
Depression is simply the recognition that we are born against our will only to die in the end and there is no purpose and meaning to it all, except for the delusions of a world full of crazy people who will lock up and stigmatize the only people who see the truth. These same crazy people will breed by colliding their genitals together and then look up at the empty sky and ask "why", as if the empty sky has some kind of answer for why they they have done what they have done, of their own accord.
Anyway, you probably won't get it and call me mentally ill or something. That's okay. It's expected at this point.
>These same crazy people will breed by colliding their genitals together
and then this fucking NIGGER turns around and says to me "oh I bet you'll call me crazy now" as if it's so unreasonable of me after he has straight up said all this fundamentally unhinged shit, well fuck you man, I'm going to fucking say it anyway, you thought you could fucking stop me, you can't stop me,m you are fucking mental, you have spackbrain, yand not the fun kind of zany off the wall mental illness, the dreary self-important kind that nobody enjoys
is bloody bonkers innit! oof me noggin!
Honestly the second episode was a bit of a letdown
I just got to the part where the bad ass female takes control and the male main character is a cowardly comic relief
QUIP A DEE DOO DA
QUIP A DEE AY
MY OH MY DISNEY MARVEL IS GAY
THERE IS NO TENSION
AND NOTHING'S AT STAKE
THEY'RE ALL THE SAME MOVIE WITH DIFFERENT NAMES
KEVIN FEIGE ON YOUR SHOULDER
BETTER KEEP IT LIGHT AND FUNNY
GUARENTEED TO MAKE SOME MONEY
QUIP-A-DEE DOO DA
QUIP-A-DEE AY
THE MCU FORMAT WILL NOT GO AWAY
Did you keep watching after that to where she tries to be le badass chick and gets her ass handed to her over and over, until the male main character intervenes to lay the smack down
It's schlock kino.
Loki was the most childish thing in the entire MCU though, even more than the actual cartoon.
Based
I'd recommend you BVS, JL:SC, and The Batman (2022) to refresh your love for proper superhero movies.
Yes, people breed by colliding their genitals together, and then they create a wide variety of nonsensical melodramatic narratives in order to embellish this activity. Have I said something wrong, according to you?
Yeah, there were some unserious parts, sure. But, it's miles better than this garbage. Take the following conversation, for instance, do you think that such a conversation can ever take place in Moon Knight, or most MCU movies in general? I doubt.
What if...? Actually fleshed out some characters very well, in particular Ultron. Ultron was already my favorite character in the MCU, but since Avengers is ultimately a kids movie, they have to do the cliche villain stuff. Ultron is a very complex, if you understand Ultron, you will also understand certain features of humanity.
Be honest with yourself, the "childish shit" of Marvel movies is barely tangible in this show.
The show is just plain boring. First episode was interesting figuring out why a guy would chain himself to a bed with sand around it and once you figure out he is possessed by an ancient Egyptian god it becomes paint by numbers capeshit.
1. Figures out he has another person in his head
2. Doesnt accept it and rejects the 2nd person control
3. Gets into situation where 2nd can easily handle situation
4. Rejects 2nd personality all together and tries to fix situation
5. Realizes he needs 2nd personality to fix situation
6. Starts to accept 2nd personality to help with problems
And now you have a tv show, fill in the blanks with what ever you want.
The voice hear in his head is shit. Voice actor sounds like he came from a cartoon show.
>You fell for a twitter meme
nah not really, moon knight never was a super duper serious edge character. Not deadpool tier but still, he was always an unhinged schizo so it makes sense
t. read comics
t. Ultron
The first ep was 5/10, full of annoying quips and shit cgi. The second was 7/10, way less annoying quips but still had the shit cgi.
What's funnier about people memeing on this is that is really extremely close to how south London soft boys actually talk, the pitch and accent is spot on, and they do say dumb English innit bruv mate shit.
It's incredibly disappointing to discover London men have nancy boy voices, but makes sense when you know not only that voices in bongland get weaker and more effeminate the more south you go and stronger and more masculine to the point of incomprehensible savage animal noises the more north you go, but also consider that all that nancy boy poofter shit is slang from that area.
This is by far the worst Disney + show. The 2nd episode is unwatchable. Pacing issues are a guaranteed as they try to make any coherent conclusion at the end of the 6th episode
Why is it so hard to top this? Surely it can't be that hard.
Agents of shield was better. Daredevil started out great by was also ruined by pacing issues.
>>as they are making silly quips while running away from CGI conjuring cult leader.
I don't agree with everything OP said except that point. Like when his girlfriend karate kicks a dude of the staircase, Steve in shock replies
>"That was awesome."
Cringe.
First you couldn't come up with anything better than that? Plus we just got done watching Yelena and Kate beat the shit out of eachother before jumping out a skyscraper.
You're going to have to better than bad jokes, girls knowing karate and invisible monsters to impress us.
>The voice hear in his head is shit. Voice actor sounds like he came from a cartoon show.
I swear it's the Venom symbiote talking to him. Or at least the same voice actor.
...
It's actually pretty good, but I hate this "you need to watch X before Y," bullshit that Marvel is pulling. I don't know what happened in Wanda nor cared, but apparently if I don't watch that as well as this then the new Dr. Strange will make zero sense.
God, I love it so far. Mark has a hot Jewess wife. Unf.
can someone share Japan's Disney + account, So i can watch it in Japanese dubbed.....
or where can i watch jap dubbed version of Moon Knight???
Yeah I guess but what will you give me?
You're wrong this show blows the rest of them out of the water. Watch the second episode, Oscar Isaac's performance is great.
It's not about impressing you, it's about Steven, he's an awkward nerd, he's not going to come out of the gate making Tony Stark tier observational humor
Thats not what depression is. Keep coping.
second episode was dipping into dogshit territory, what the fuck are you talking about?
its not like they do frotting. You can simplify sex like that if you want but everybody knows you try to devaluate it because youre sour you cant connect to anybody. Yeah you dont miss anything, its just piss touching, of course, how boring are these loser to colide their genitals together, how braindead are they to have fun like that. Only elevated individuals will see the banality of it all.
Its good. Dont know whats your problem
There are shill autists who always come to these threads saying empty statements like "It was good" over and over with no context.
this is one of those shills. It's a great show an amazing show they just won't tell you why because they are probably Pajeets who have no idea what they are shilling
didn't watch it but the fanart i have been seeing is super cute and makes me want to watch it just to understand
It is a good show
>still dogshit cgi
>chase scene riddled with scene inconsistencies
>sluggish pacing, would've been fine for the first episode, but almost next to nothing happened in the 2nd one that helped move the plot forward
>mr. knight's introduction was horrible, ruined by steven acting like a retard all in an attempt to impress his ex-wife
>fucking mandarin out of nowhere that didnt even serve any meaningful contributon to the story (i mean, seriously, what the fuck was that? pandering for their chinese audience?)
the only thing thats even remotely good in the episode was khonshu
The dumbest thing about you underaged faggots (and we all know you're like 17 and pretending to be "mature") is the reason this show sucks is because they think making it boring and "character driven" will make it more palatable to an adult audience.
In reality it's boring, doesn't matter what age you are it's still boring.
You didnt say anything more but its dogshit. Whatre you on about ? fucking schyzo, i asked what is wrong about the show because I want to talk about it, share ideas, you answer that im a shill. Just fucking go back newfag
>Mandarin out of nowhere
Wat? When did the Mandarin show up? That didn't happen
What was inconsistent in the chase scene ?
He talks about the language. When Arthur talks with his people and explains they each learn 3 languages because they want to share knowledge and teach each other. Personnaliy I seen that as showing how educated his people might be or its a hint to a place they could go.