Dont look up what your childhood heroes are doing now

That was entirely intentional by Vince just to make Austin look bad.

>just to make Austin look bad.
>vince ends up making himself look bad instead

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>That fast zoom-in at the end
When the fuck did they start doing that shit?

When did the WWF turn into a ballet performance?

youtube.com/watch?v=RkwctXklYsA

You gotta say its fucking hilarious

wwe has been doing that since at least 05 and probably longer

that was fucking pathetic

Austin can barely lift his leg.

Vince is just bitter Austin quit at the top and didn't hang around for 20 years like the rest of the geezers to drag the WWE along.

the way he stayed in character after blowing out both his quads was pretty badass though, that shit is painful as fuck

>mogs quite literally everyone's post-WWE career
LITTYCHADS, RISE UP!

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its a shame everyone didn't sell the stunner like Hall did

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SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THE NEWS
>WHAT?!
WASHINGTON TIMES
>WHAT?!
NEW YORK TIMES
>WHAT?!
NEW YORK POST
>WHAT?!
USA TODAY
>WHAT?!
HUFFINGTON POST
>WHAT?!
AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME NARRATIVE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME STORY
>WHAT?!
EVERYWHERE YA CHECK
>WHAT?!
THEY TALK ABOUT THE SIX MILLION
>WHAT?!
AND I SAYS TO MYSELF, STEVE
>WHAT?!
SIX MILLION
>WHAT?!
I SAID SIX MILLION
>WHAT?!
SIX MILLION, NOW THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT
>WHAT?!
THE LOGISTICS
>WHAT?!
THE DEATH TOLL PER DAY
>WHAT?!
IT DON'T ADD UP
>WHAT?!
SO I ASKS MYSELF TRULY
>WHAT?!
STEVE
>WHAT?!
I SAID STEVE
>WHAT?!
HOW IN THE HELL IS THE HOLOCAUST REAL
>WHAT?!
AND I REALIZE IT'S A LIE
>WHAT?!
A FIB
>WHAT?!
A HALF-TRUTH USED TO MANIPULATE EMOTIONS AND JUSTIFY THE NATION OF ISRAEL
>WHAT?!
SO OLD STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU
>WHAT?!
WITH YOUR BIG NOSES
>WHAT?!
AND YOUR BEADY LITTLE EYES
>WHAT?!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>WHAT?!
'CAUSE I'M GONNA STOMP A MUD HOLE
>WHAT?!
AND HIT YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
>WHAT?!
THAT THE HOLOCAUST IS A HOLOHOAX
>WHAT?!
AND THATTT'S THE BOTTOM LINE... CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>*glass breaks* DUN-DUN DUN-DUN-DUN

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How did they get away with it?

Austin Theory did

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always thought that stunner was one of the most kino. Looks more realistic for the person to just topple like that instead of cartoonishly jumping like a spring.

What an awful fucking story teller.

awful wrestler too

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Shane McMahon’s sell job spitting out the beer always stuck with me.

Gotta love how he thinks he's amazing telling this story. The chuckle breaks and terrible jokes really add to the experience

Kek

Kek based

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I believe this. It's his payback for Austin leaving 20 years ago

Didn't mog Lesnar. Lesnar isn't a nigger ass kisser like The Cuck

Kino

The best thing to do is have dead heroes. That way the disappointment isn’t a lived experience for you when you discover them.

beautiful

everyone who writes these manages to be perfectly convincing with it, it's meme magic

fuck you gAyEWtist subhuman scum

meds?

based as fuck

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LMFAO

Is Yea Forums really so fucking dead that you all need to post this gay shit all over Yea Forums now?

>Is Yea Forums really so fucking dead
yes

belongs on Yea Forums more than any sports related board desu

lol look at all these smarks getting worked

This stunner always amused the fuck out of me. He just trips and ragdolls all over Austin's body. No one else has ever sold the Stunner as fucked up as Vince in this moment. Sure Rock will do a handstand out of hilarity but this? God damn.

RIP Taylor.

God I love AEW. I'm also trans btw.

This looks genuinely awful with everyone having their phones out filming

Vince's whole schtick is looking like a bumbling short-tempered doofus bad guy. He wins either way.

Story time:
I was on set during the filming of the final match in The Wrestler (2008). During the filming while Mickey Rourke was giving his big speech, we kept chanting WHAT between every line. The production people actually came out and yelled at us that we fucked up the shot and told us that if anyone did that on the next take, we'd be "digitally removed" from the film. So Rourke starts re-shooting the scene and this time we started chanting "WE FUCKED UP" between every sentence. Production was not happy.

Pro Wrestling was always terrible. Go back to /pw/. Yes Nash was raped.

If you know the board is /pw/ you obviously follow the product. Stop being so self-hating about what brings you joy user.

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You sound like a gigantic faggot.

>I cringe that I watched WWF in the 90s

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Looking back I remember how much of a fag I was. Me and my friends used to playfight and I'd pretend to be Stone Cold Steve Austin

Vince always had the worst stunner sells so it's fitting that he ends with the all time shittiest.

The only reason you should be cringing over that is because you should have been watching WCW instead