In media wizards are commonly shown as living in a tower

Just like me, they probably watch JAV and wank all day long.

easy to defend and fortify, doesn't draw a lot of attention like a huge castle or farm, good for keeping a lookout.

>Why something so big if they mostly live alone?
It's the exact opposite of big. A tower is the smallest fortification you can build that'll protect you from assault while allowing you to see any armies approaching. If wizards wanted lots of space they'd have castles. Instead they live in seclusion in a solitary tower.

>ywn be a hermit wizard conjuring hotpockets and mdew while cursing princes and ogling peasant girls tilling their fields through your magical orb in a comfy high wizard tower

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It gets you above the tree line, so you can better observe the sky -- stars, planets, comets, and so forth.

Milk milk lemonade Around the corner fudge is made

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There are multiple reasons

1.) Closer to the sky so its easier to see the constellations / planets / whatever for astrology / astronomy reasons

2.) towers, especially really tall ones, were difficult to build in medieval times so a tall tower is a sign of power / awe-inspiring

3.) towers are usually isolated structures and are far away from the ground so less noise, perfect for studious wizards who spends all day reading ancient texts and pondering orbs and need isolation and quiet (see Michael Montaigne's tower, where he wrote most of his famous essays)

4.) running up and down stairs gives you some much-needed exercise that you might not get otherwise

4.) the tower is phallic and is a symbol of male power and dominance

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they fappin

Just stop drinking fluoride. Literally that's it, don't crystalize your frontal lobe. I can move small objects, like pens or lighters with my mind. I've heard from others that teleportation is also possible but I haven't been able to do it yet

UGH WHY EVEN LIVE

Yea Forums if you were a wizard with wizard powers, living in a tower near a village, how would you spend your days?
I would torment the village girls, give them dolls that are palantirs and let me watch they sleep. And I would create a harem of homunculi women to satisfy and serve me.

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>not joining The Unseen University faculty and doing all that but with housekeeping and five delicious home-cooked meals a day

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they live in towers so that it gives them plenty of time to hide all the porn, light some scented candles and incense to mask the smell of coom, and get dressed before their visitor arrives none the wiser. that's why they're always so irritated by the plebs who come seeking their wisdom and act like they were deep in study or some type of spell

Seven more years bro

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It all makes sense now

You are like little baby. I'll be level 3 this year.

Can you cast fireball yet?

I would protect the village, making sure they’re safe and happy. I would not be overbearing and let them make their own choices. I would leave if they wanted me too.
It’s something I do not understand about ver powerful people. Power gives purpose and they way to realize it. Why the fuck don’t the kikes in charge try to better humanity?

I'd make my village the most prosperous and content one in all the world, to the point where everyone else starts wishing I was trying to take over the world just so they could get a slice of my prosperous rule, but I'd stick with just making my village happy so that they'll remember and love the wizard that made them prosperous long after I'm gone.

I'd use that concentrated love of an entire village/city and me being in all of their memories to fuel my immortality spell, letting me travel the world as a regular person while never ageing. Once enough generations pass that the spell starts to fizzle out I'd begin anew with a new podunk town.

I’m passing the 5 years threshold this year, almost there

>used to laugh about it
>then be worried
>now I'm 32 without even having kissed a girl and hardly care any more
Considering becoming a monk just to legitimise it, desu.

1) You need a lot of space to store all those tomes and scrolls n shiet
2) It looks phallic and therefore projects your massive power and ego onto the surrounding landscape

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i would have the village give me tribute in the form of 1 newly flowered virgin girl every year. in return i would grant them magical protections, i would cast spells on their crops to make them more robust, kill pests, etc (kind of like a magical version of pesticides, GMO, etc but without all the nasty side effects of chemicals), and just in general help make their lives better. i would keep 3 girls in my harem at all times (not a whole lot of room in the tower, and really you don't need more than 3), then they'd be free to go, I'd still make sure the exes are provided for though it's only fair since they'd be unmarriageable.

High noon I'd sell my soul for water
Nine years worth of breaking my back
There's no sun in the shadow of the wizard
See how he glides why he's lighter than air
Oh I see his face

Where is your star
Is it far is it far is it far
When do we leave
I believe yes I believe

In the heat and the rain
With whips and chains
To see him fly
So many died
We build a tower of stone
With our flesh and bone
Just to see him fly
But don't know why
Now where do we go

Hot wind, moving fast across the desert
We feel that our time has arrived
The world spins, while we put his dream together
A tower of stone to take him straight to the sky
Oh I see his face

Where is your star
Is it far is it far is it far
When do we leave
Hey I believe I believe

In the heat and the rain
With whips and chains
Just to see him fly
Too many died
We build a tower of stone
With our flesh and bone
To see him fly
But we don't know why
Now where do we go

All eyes see the figure of the wizard
As he climbs to the top of the world
No sound, as he falls instead of rising
Time standing still, then there's blood on the sand
Oh I see his face

Where was your star
Was it far was it far
When did we leave
We believed we believed we believed

In heat and rain
With the whips and chains
To see him fly
So many died
We built a tower of stone
With our flesh and bone
To see him fly

But why
In all the rain
With all the chains
Did so many die
Just to see him fly

Look at my flesh and bone
Now, look, look, look, look,
Look at his tower of stone
I see a rainbow rising
Look there on the horizon
And I'm coming home I'm coming home I'm coming home

Time is standing still
He gave back my will

Going home
I'm going home

My eyes are bleeding
And my heart is leaving here
The place I've known
But it's not home

Take me back
He gave me back my will

Going home
I'm going home

My eyes are bleeding
And my heart is leaving here
The place I've known
But it's not home

Take me back take me back
Back to my home

The top part is for entertaining guests and putting dumb shit on display so thieves don't fuck up anything important. The real wizard shit happens in the basement.

>being so insecure about your shit lovemaking that you'll take a stream of virgins that can't know any better over the finest whores of the realm
Have fun having all the ex-harem girls get together to giggle about the wizard's tiny staff being unable to pleasure anyone.

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Didn’t read

> Have fun having all the ex-harem girls get together to giggle about the wizard's tiny staff being unable to pleasure anyone.
Not even in a fantasy a man can win

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Yeah I'm sure the villagers will really respect the wizard that demands used up slags. It's not about the sex, it's about asserting your dominance, bozo

this guy magicks

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>Why the fuck don’t the kikes in charge try to better humanity?
They focus grouped it and it costs too much. Kind of like how they want to turn customers and employees into ambassadors so they can save on advertising. They no longer want straight forward ways to make more money, like make quality well sourced shit, instead they look for ways to make a rock bleed (there are none). For instance, a customer who doesn't have money is not worth anything, but if they're given credit they're now worth whatever debt they were stupid enough to take on to you.

>It's not about the sex
Sure it's not, you just called it a harem by mistake.
>it's about asserting your dominance
So assert your dominance by getting gold to pay the finest courtesans of the land, stealing them away from Kings and Emperors and then wiping out their armies when they show up to take their pussy back. Nobody's going to feel dominated after the first virgin meets Chad the Knight and realises what she's been missing in your tower, you'll just be a joke after that.

>What do they do all day inside their towers?
ponder

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Summon succubi and angels to make them pose weirdly for hours.

Probably the same things I do in my top floor apartment, masturbate and play vidya all day while getting mad when others presume I'm not hard at work studying.

>i will make the village prosper and safe
>I will take care of the gurls of the village
You guys are such goody two shoes it's unbelievable.

I would kidnap the village girls who catch my eye, and make them my personal slaves. I would try potions and experiments on the village kids, and sometimes I would show up with a flute (hammelin style) and kidnap some kids demanding ransom from the villagers. I would take commissions for very expensive prices just to test my new spells.

Top lel at this magiclet cope. Enjoy paying your local wizard top dollar to cure your STDs, I guess

Nice twitter meme failed normie faggot

>be wizard
>cure courtesan's STDs
>get to be serviced by the most beautiful fucksmiths of all the land without any dangers while mocking kings
>or pick some virgins from a tiny village filled with ugly people to stay safe from the big scary STDs
Who's the coping magiclet here again?

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>What do they do all day inside their towers?
Why, they ponder their orb, of course!

an actual fucking wizard right here

That plus gets you further away from terrestrial infetterence

>subterranean wizard
I lol'd

Wizards don't give a fuck about astrology. That shit is for women.

>observing the cosmos means astrology

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That's correct. Astronomy is a different matter though

Yes literally. Wizards aren't for that space shit. They deal with magic.

Ley lines are pansy shit, real chads draw their power from the constellations

>space isnt magic

hurrr durrrrr

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well maybe listen then, and then you'll know
youtube.com/watch?v=YmJIccPWnEk

You're confusing astrology (gay horoscope scams) with astronomy

>it's about asserting your dominance

lmao. Imagine having such low self esteem that you have to "assert your dominance" over fucking peasants by basically begging them to let you fuck their barely pubescent children and then paying them alimony for the rest of their lives.

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I dont believe you.

I would create a spell that makes me invisible so I could spy on people

>turning a rando into a killer whale
Now this is some real wizard shit

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Why not just use remote viewing?

>Why not just masturbate to videos?
Come on user. Seeing it in person is always more fun

learning new spells, brewing potions, reading books, masturbating

Take over the sight of someone nearby? Though I guess actually being there yourself can add a certain kin factor if you're into that